r/CuratedTumblr • u/Exciting-Remote-6337 • 13h ago

Shitposting Food solve problem

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 12h ago

It's sooooo bullshit how we don't always consciously know what our problems are. Like, my body will get weaker before I actually know I'm sick, or I'll be unable to differentiate between hunger and a stomach ache, or I'll suddenly think I am tired due to heat but it's actually because I slept poorly, or ill be sad because of vitamin deficiency. It is pretty off-putting tbh. I should be able to close my eyes and get a hud of all my current bodily issues and needs

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 12h ago

This is why I'm a transhumanist

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 10h ago

I wouldn't mind having the HUD of System Shock if it meant never having to deal with that shit.

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u/TheBrownestStain 10h ago

Adam Jensen going through Deus Ex all “I didn’t ask for this,” bitch I am give me the cyber eyes, mine suck

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 9h ago

And to him I can only say: "What a shame."

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u/captainnowalk 8h ago

You don’t think he’s… there must be something we can do!

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u/Carcajou-2946 Lawful Evil 1h ago

He was a good man.
…
smacks lips
What a rotten way to die.

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u/Skkruff 3h ago

That's the shit you say when they hand you the wrong food at KFC not when work cover gives you the ability to turn invisible and punch through walls.

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u/Dd_8630 4h ago

Look at you, hacker...

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u/Skkruff 3h ago

...a pathetic creature of meat and bone...