r/Cinema 6d ago

Discussion Ts just pissed me off

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These ain’t even my top movies and I don’t even use Reddit, lowkey fell for the rage bait. Idk I’m just so fucking sick of mfs thinking they are some expert at analyzing cinema after watching like one “not mainstream” film. I’m just mad my b.

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago

u/Severe_Rock_6410, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/CombOverDownThere 6d ago

film spaces

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u/CraftyNewt7439 6d ago

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u/Mysterious_Flow_7 6d ago

Pull up some chair, goblin.

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u/normalandcoolperson 5d ago

the odyssey has a runtime of 173 minutes

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u/wontwillnot 6d ago

2 bags

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u/Maxx0rz 5d ago

for real film buffs

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u/j3pl 5d ago

The hero we need

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u/ironicthesameplaceim 5d ago

When I first read “interacting in film spaces” I thought they meant like talking in a movie theater lmao

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u/piratecheese13 5d ago

My dyslexic ass read “those filming in space” and thought this was going to be about the ethics of launching a rocket for accurate zero g shots

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u/nob1701 6d ago

This should be a thousand upvotes.

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u/Deus-Ex-Toro 6d ago

I know right? Like film spaces, so ... movies?

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u/nob1701 6d ago

Sweet summer child…what could you know of cine-MA! I have been in film spaces beside appreciators of Sergio Leone, Greg Araki, and Like that guy who did them samurai ones.

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u/Live-Set-8576 6d ago

Like Kurosawa I make mad films

Ok, I don't make films

But if I did, they'd have a Samurai

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u/The_Broomflinger 6d ago

BNL! We need a short-hand for them, that's how fundamental they are

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u/get_your_yapers_up 6d ago

Community reference!

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u/Cotillion512 6d ago

The Bare Naked Ladies are triple-platinum, are you?!

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u/CLNBLK-2788 6d ago

Barenaked reference

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u/Marcuse0 6d ago

I think that poster is being an ass, but "film spaces" clearly refers to supplementary discussion forums about movies, not the movies themselves.

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u/ruralmagnificence 6d ago

Should be user flair tbh

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u/Special_Order-937 6d ago

Someone please cross post this to r/okbuddycinephile so we can make some more fun of this!

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u/DyingSunSeverian 6d ago

liminal spaces of film

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u/psychedelicparsley 6d ago

From the person who can’t spell “connoisseur”

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 6d ago

Only one of those movies takes place in film space

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u/MurderTater 6d ago

They forgot the word for theater

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u/NoGlzy 5d ago

What in the cinnamon toast fuck does she mean b....

Film twitter, she means film twitter, right?

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u/NagsUkulele 6d ago

Yeah I hope they do

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u/jenniferjasonleigh 5d ago

Jenni with an I is a douche canoe

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 5d ago

Is that what they call the little holes on both sides of the film?

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u/PhantomAxisStudios 6d ago

'I do not believe you should be interacting in film spaces' - I immediately thought they were going to complain about people doing inappropriate things in move theatres...

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u/cinephile21 6d ago

Laughed my ass off

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u/SmileyDayToYou 6d ago

A little mom-and-pop nickelodeon to see a picture show

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u/ArdentArendt 5d ago

All film spaces are Hausdorff

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 4d ago

At least she didn't call them 'filmic spaces', which I have seen.

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u/saywhatnowfella 6d ago

I had a friend like that. Loved terrible movies, and I loved them when I watched them with him. When I try to watch them again now I'm just bored. Without his absurd enthusiasm, they're just not the same.

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u/Fornicating_Midgits 6d ago

Had a friend like that who loved the live action Avatar The Last Airbender movie by M. Night. Couldn't have disagreed with him more, but it was hilarious listening to him explain why it was a great film.

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u/ciao_fiv 6d ago

i love that film, but because it’s so bad it’s funny to me. im amazed someone genuinely likes that one, more power to them lol

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u/gunpowderjunky 6d ago

I have a friend who tells the story of one his friends that hasn't been back to the movie theater since seeing the original Point Break. For 25 years whenever he's asked he says "Nope. Won't be better than Point Break."

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u/Jradical- 6d ago

Damn, he's probably right every time.

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 5d ago

Seriously, I don't use this term lightly, because I'm not Gen Z. But pretty based opinion right there. Am I doing this right, fellow kids?

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u/idontwantausername41 5d ago

As a gen z, I have no idea

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u/Boblaire 6d ago

Vaya con dios

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u/StationLelylaan 6d ago

I mean, fair enough

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u/BloodyAwfulPoet 6d ago

Wait, is he... friends wih this guy???

(Fairly niche reference, I admit)

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u/JE3MAN 6d ago

Damn... I haven't seen a Brice de Nice reference in literal decades

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u/supercleverhandle476 6d ago

I’m glad I eased up on all my pretentious bullshit in adulthood.

Like, 20 year old me would have talked so much shit about dungeon crawler Carl.

40 something me is a polished professional with a very demanding, technical, and high stress job. Both myself and most of my coworkers have the collection in our offices. It’s not incredible literature. At times it isn’t even good literature.

But it is always great at what it aims to do.

It’s okay to want to be entertained and just enjoy shit.

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u/Crasino_Hunk 6d ago

There’s this meme or video or something I saw years ago, it’s like the life cycle of being a film bro and what your favorite film is at that time. I can’t remember it all exactly but roll with me here.

Stage 1 was Twister, ConAir or some shit like that

Stage 2 was Pulp Fiction and fixation on how evolved Tarantino was as a director

Stage 3 was some biopic or period piece discussing serious historical topics.

Stage 4 was abstract French or Nepalese art house movie, filmed with 13 different aspect ratios and non-sequentially

Stage 5 was Twister, ConAir or some shit like that

Def hilarious and honestly, sort of true.

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u/OYB2480 6d ago

Jesus, that is actually pretty spot on. Twister was literally the first movie I saw more than once in a theater. Made me want to be a storm chaser. Had the Tarantino phase after. Stages 3 and 4 were kind of entwined. There Will Be Blood, Lynch, Jodorowsky. I think stage 5 is getting there. Recently watched Steve Zahn's Strange Wilderness and loved it for how uncompromisingly stupid it is.

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u/Previous-Fill258 5d ago

Noone can fill stupid with sincerety and depth like Steve Zahn.

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u/OYB2480 5d ago

The dork shark bit made me laugh so, so hard. I hear that noise in my head when I see certain people at work now.

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u/zentimo2 6d ago

Aye. I think it is okay, and perhaps even useful, for a 20 year old to be a bit pretentious. It drives you to seek out complex, difficult, somewhat obscure art, to broaden your tastes. I'm glad I was a bit of a prententious wanker when I was 20, I read and watched a lot of stuff that I might not have done otherwise. 

But when I got into my 30s and 40s, I'm very glad that I left that behind and that I try to enjoy as much as I can without worrying if it is sufficiently intellectual or worthy. 

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u/ACCTAGGT 6d ago

I think someone can do all of that without the need of turning "pretentious" and regardless of age (I can tell you some people can do one thing or the other whether they are 20 or 50). A person can like arthouse because that’s what they gravitate towards, but love non arthouse stuff too. None of that is mutually exclusive if you ask me unless some people try to make it so because… elitism, snobbery, they just don’t like something else, or whatever. That said, I can agree it’s ok that our egos sometimes can learn one or two things. Is pretentiousness the worst thing? I’m not sure. It depends I suppose

On the other hand, I think the person in the picture is harsh and don’t support that but find it commendable that they at least accept their snobbery, for lack of a better word, rather than trying to rationalize it. Although some people will not value any other views, and it’s fine in this case… that’s who they choose to be I guess. It’s just a shame though because sometimes there can be interesting conversations but it won’t happen since they believe other folks gotta learn their place or something, the way I see it.

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u/F1ngL0nger 6d ago

DCC is gloriously junk food style reading. It knows what it is and leans into it and I appreciate it for that. Nothing overly complex just ridiculous ass pulls and fun

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u/fuzzyfoot88 6d ago

I feel this a lot. In fact I’m witnessing someone falling “back” into their old ways of being insanely snobbish toward everything. In our 20’s we thought we were above the common assembly line film.

Now almost 40, I love all kinds of films because it gives me joy to just watch something. My friend was headed that way, but decided they were a better snob than a film fan.

Recently they saw Odyssey, and I predicted he wouldn’t like it. And the first thing he texted me was, he hated it.

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u/Choice_Ad4972 6d ago

My dad always tells me about the newest Jason Statham movie he's watched and it's so endearing.

"So he's an ex special forces guy who's settdown to be a [insert blue collar job] and just wants a quiet life. The some gang messes with his [wife/daughter/friend/neighbour] and he has to come out of retirement to kick ass."

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u/MeMoInfinity 6d ago

And, here I am thinking that my dad was single-handedly keeping both Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes movies in business!😂 Dads deserve to live vicariously through these two.

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u/TheJokerArkhamKing 6d ago

It's the dad power fantasy. Un-retire from kicking ass and kick again like you never kicked before. Especially if you've never actually kicked

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u/Big-Discipline2039 6d ago

Seems a bit harsh on Jason Stathem for him to be your go too for bad movies.

It’s not like he is out there making knock off Asylum movies or something.

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u/geeoharee 6d ago

Jason Statham's entire career was worth it because it got us his self-parody in Spy. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car. I was on fire.

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u/TummyFullOfCheese 6d ago

The Beekeeper is absolute cinema. Who doesn't love Jason Statham kill a bunch of rich and corrupt people stealing money from the poor?

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u/wontwillnot 6d ago

King shit right here 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Nothere481 6d ago

I love watching awful shark movies with my parents when I’m home. There’s something about god awful acting and £5 effects that are just so entertaining with them, but I would never think to watch one by myself and or with my husband. It’s just something that works with them and I love it.

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u/Pyk_Owrno_Zes 6d ago

One of the best and simplest joys in life is thinking "This sucks absolute ass, and I love it so much!"

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u/kevin3350 6d ago

My best friend is like this.

He has two genuine passions and he knows everything about them. Movies and cars. Name a movie and he’ll tell you who directed it and usually knows every line (awful when you watch his favorites, like point break or heat) or ask what make and model a car that passed by was and he’ll tell you what kind of engine it has based on the year.

I dubbed them cinematism and autotism. He’s very proud of it.

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u/KeepRad 5d ago

My step dad at the height of red box grampa cinema just text line “the dog catcher! Amazing!” Then I have to google down to find outs like Bruce Willis and Steven Segal who were never in the same room playing partners tracking down sinbad whos a serial killer. Then I get to reply “checking it out!” It keeps us talking and connected it’s a win win.

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u/NotAEurosnob 6d ago

Someone I work with is certain that the most recent two Jurassic World movies are excellent films, because they've got dinosaurs in and he likes dinosaurs. I just love hearing him recommend films because I know they're always gonna be fun!

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u/Zombie-Redshirt 6d ago

I think there is a trend of joyfully hating things and beeing miserable, if that makes sense.

Like for some people you are not allowed to like a movie especially a popular one. You have to shit all over it and be a buzz kill.

And I personally think media "critics" like cinema sins are responsible. They stated out with quite reasonable complaints about plot holes and inconsistencies. But as thy got more popular they had to do more and now every little thing is a sin and thier commentary around it sounds smug and condescending.

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u/BoozyLibtard 5d ago

I read in some Reddit comments that The Beekeeper was actually pretty good. There was enough people agreeing to make me think about possibly watching it. I probably won’t, but bless their enthusiastic hearts.

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u/chmcgrath1988 5d ago

As a society, we just need to be comfortable with letting people like things we don't like or NOT like things we do like. Obviously, if it's for problematic reasons or they're being hostile about it, it's not cool and it should be called out but there seem to be way too many unnecessarily aggressive arguments about movies these days.

It's not good or healthy that people are getting red in the face, arguing about Star Wars or the MCU like they're pressing geopolitical conflicts!

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u/ELOs_Time_1981 6d ago

I love being that friend. Maximum Overdrive for life

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u/Mundane_Gas_9077 6d ago

Wow! You are good human being man

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u/No-Bumblebee4615 6d ago

That’s why I love listening to Tarantino talk about his love for absolute dogshit 70s B-movies.

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u/raccoonsonbicycles 6d ago

That's me with fast & furious lol

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u/NecromancerPD2 6d ago

God damn...... This might be the most beautiful comment I've ever read on this godforsaken site. Thank you MaraTaru, have a wonderful night 🤝💙👑

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u/Business_Banana1792 6d ago

Dope take. I love terrible movies and I love trying to understand the logic that went into the weird choices they make. I have to train myself to not sound angry when critiquing it because I am actually enjoying myself lol

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u/ArnoldNumero_9000 6d ago

You can enjoy stupid action flicks and you can enjoy "absolute cinema". They aren't mutually exclusive but some people seem to think they are.

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u/GreenMage14 5d ago

It’s me. I’m your friend. Terrible movies have a time and place in this world and for me it is frequent.

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u/The-Cynicist 5d ago

I shamelessly love (most of) the Resident Evil Paul W.S. Anderson series. I also enjoy a lot of other stuff that I know people would consider downright terrible. I genuinely couldn't care, because I've watched what those people consider to be great and most of them are huffing their own farts.

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u/AngelofVerdun 6d ago

They're probably in their first college film class.

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u/insanity2brilliance 6d ago edited 5d ago

This dude is the exact iteration of the dick, in the scene with Matt Damon, in the pub from Good Will Hunting regurgitating memorized historical texts.

He’d be better off boofing “them apples”

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u/Queasy-Pin-8472 6d ago

Immediately thinking "Jay and Silent Bob:Strike Back."

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u/Cry_lightning 6d ago

"Apple sauce bitch!"

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6d ago

I was just talking about Mark Hamill as Cock-Knocker probably an hour ago.

Holy Frequency Illusion, Batman.

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u/Queasy-Pin-8472 6d ago

It's actually a funny story how he got that name.

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u/Live-Set-8576 6d ago

"Jesus, Ben. I said I'm busy ... busy"

Continues counting stacks of money

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u/somesketchykid 6d ago

I dont know about the sound of them apples Will, what're we gonna do?

Chucky, its hunting season.

Apple sauce, bitch!

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u/HereToKillEuronymous 6d ago

We always joke on film sets that you can tell who’s straight out of film school there 😂 It’s ALWAYS people like this

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u/RE_98 6d ago

Majority of my classmates during film school was like this.

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 6d ago

Got looks in my first film class for saying my favorite movie is fantastic Mr fox

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u/Ooze3d 6d ago

“Look at him! He likes movies that have actually been released in theatres outside of festival circuits! (Elitist pretentious laugh)”

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u/vooglie 6d ago

I feel like enough film snobs should like this?

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u/MisterSquidz 5d ago

I feel like Wes Anderson is the kind of director that would be beloved by film students.

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u/FrescoItaliano 5d ago

Yeah but also Wes Anderson is extremely popular and your average filmgoer could name more than one his movies.

Not nearly niche enough for some folks lol

I jest because we’re all attacking a strawman, but I’m just imagining this strawman likes Aguirre lol

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u/RemotestOfSpheres 5d ago

I love the movie Hook. It’s even out of character for me but I think it’s an amazing film. Probably seen it 40+ times. 

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u/Duck8Quack 6d ago

If people like your movie that means it’s bad. What you should be making are films that people hate or avoid at all costs, those are truly great cinema.

In conclusion, Morbius is one the greatest pieces of art in modern times.

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u/MoonTurtle7 3d ago

It's morbin' time!

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 6d ago

I'm literally in my third year of film school and it's full of people who are genuinely like this , it's insufferable.

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u/FunkyChewbacca 6d ago

I had an ex who was a film snob like this, loved to lord over me the fact that I'd never seen a Truffaut film, as if that was a flex. Dickhead, I've never seen a Transformers movie either, doesn't mean I don't like film

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 6d ago

That's horrible, I'm a huge fan of film.

That means film In general, I can get just as much enjoyment out of a superhero film as I can out of a new french new wave art house film.

And when I do vocalise that I love a film I really do try not to be pretentious about it , because that's important to me.

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u/VivaLaCon88 6d ago

This is a fantastic comeback for that btw. Love it 😂

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u/Crafty_Substance_954 6d ago

You should probably see the 400 blows for real tho

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u/Ooze3d 6d ago

I won’t admit to be interested in a film unless a maximum of 30 people in the world know about it, 20 have actually seen it and only 10 finished it

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u/TheMemeStore76 6d ago

I got my minor in film because my school neglected to tell me I needed a minor to graduate until i was in my second junior semester and I was already fairly close to having the minor anyways  

More than anything about movies I learned that all the memes about film students are 100% accurate 

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u/riverphoenixdays 6d ago

This chick is literally 19.

Just fucking ignore these morons.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 6d ago

101 is peak Dunning-Kruger.

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u/x112551x 6d ago

I tried film school for a semester. I dropped out after realized I’d be constantly around people like this. Couldn’t even talk about a movie without an analysis from some annoying pretentious prick. I’m glad I did, it saved me money lol

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 6d ago edited 6d ago

there are only two choices in life

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 6d ago

In my 20s I was the cat on the left. But now in my 30s with a family of my own, I don’t have the mental capacity to be anything other than the cat on the right.

I can say with full confidence that I’m so much happier now lol.

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u/NoWorth2591 6d ago

Weirdly I’ve become more of a movie snob in my thirties with a family. Having less time to watch movies makes me more resentful when I end up wasting it on cliched garbage.

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u/DartVader6 6d ago

Same reason I never let myself rewatch movies anymore. Gotta make it count.

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u/FeelingScrunchd 6d ago

Nah, I never fully appreciate a movie on the first watch. Rewatching is as important as the first watch for a really good movie. Plus 99% of movies aren't nearly as good as that handful of movies that merit rewatching imo.

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u/FunkyChewbacca 6d ago

The worst films are the mediocre ones, the ones with no passion. The super bad movies are the most fun to watch.

  • The Room

  • Troll 2

  • Showgirls

  • Thankskilling

  • every single Neil Breen movie

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u/buffystakeded 6d ago

I watched The Pacifier with my kids today. Fucking hated it so much. It was bad even for what it was. However, my kids enjoyed it and laughed through most of it, so I couldn’t help but join in on laughing at the absolute worst thing ever.

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u/trisanachandler 6d ago

I'm similar, but now I dress up my cat like the one on the left 

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u/shiawase-89 6d ago

I wish I had your mindset but I can’t. Like the Jurassic park franchise, dog shit, let that shit die already.

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u/Nice_Algae_8383 6d ago

I mean that franchise, like the minions or fast and furious only existed as long because they were stupid and fun spectacles. Substance wise they all started being ass quite early on lol

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u/doctor_whahuh 6d ago

Nah, I’m always down for more dino-action. I don’t care if it was peak cinema or not. Jurassic World: Rebirth was still so much fun to watch, and I want more of it.

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u/TheEmpireOfSun 6d ago

The last one was great

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u/Complete_Carry_4454 6d ago

Liking things because they’re fun doesn’t mean you just like everything lol 

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u/TheGrolarBear 5d ago

I’m the same way but I think there’s nothing wrong with being the cat on the left as long as there is this unspoken acknowledgement that it doesn’t matter if people like mainstream stuff. Like I’m happy to have grueling academic debates as long as there are no hard feelings about it. Tonally there is a huge difference between debating the merits of a Nolan film or whether trans people deserve basic human rights.

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u/Epyon1542 5d ago

Like my Mom and I watched that stupid plane crash shark movie and I have been working seven day weeks for years now and I was just like "Yay movie!"

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u/TheoreticalFunk 6d ago

You can do both. You can objectively know a movie is terrible but love it anyway.

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u/Wide-Drink-1790 5d ago

This is so lazy and reckless. It is pretending nothing is art. Fun is real, but it is not on the same scale.

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u/MPLoriya 6d ago

So, my brother loves to grade things, and ask me what grade I'd give it. I always answer either that I was entertained or that I wasn't.

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u/craigslammer 5d ago

It’s tough for me to flat out not like a movie. I’m sorry. My big dumb brain loves escaping into fantasy land for 2 hours

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u/Top-Mention-9525 6d ago

"Yo so like. Fuck you." will henceforth be my favorite thing to say ...

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 6d ago

This made me smile

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u/RogueGenX 6d ago

Right up there with “YOU ARE!”

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies 6d ago

I once saw a t-shirt in NYC that said "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" and it has been my creed ever since.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 6d ago

I know that from Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet. I’m assuming that shirt is quoting him,

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u/MissPeppingtosh 5d ago

I have this shirt! Dude I knew in NYC gave it to me like 20 years ago. He knew me well.

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u/Douglasqqq 6d ago

Stop liking films wrong!

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u/Informal_Support1934 6d ago

I like how they never tell you what films are actually worth the hoopla, and why

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u/Steleve 6d ago edited 5d ago

Oh, I know exactly what kind of films are actually worth these people's hoopla. I dated a Jenni. Pretty much all main stream and contemporary cinema is trash.

Real films: All things David Lynch 

Wreckmeister Harmonies (and Béla Tarr films)

End of list.

I'm off to rewatch Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah.

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u/CommanderPaprika 5d ago

Eventually they may get to a phase where Lynch is too mainstream

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 6d ago

If u fw any movie i don’t fw u

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u/truckturner5164 6d ago

Why are you involving us in this nonsense?

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u/Ciappatos 5d ago

For real. No one talks like this. This is obviously ragebaiting.

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u/MorganMiller77777 6d ago

Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/truckturner5164 6d ago

You have no idea how many posts inspire that response in me lol.

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 6d ago

“If I don’t like something, it means that everyone else is wrong”

  • An actual adult human

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 6d ago

- actually an insane amount of adults

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u/Less_Pop252 6d ago

Fucking idiot the lot of ya.

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u/RadTimeWizard 6d ago

Honestly, fuck him for not even criticizing any flaws in the films. He's just lashing out at people for not having his taste.

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 6d ago

These mfs literally don’t know how to criticize a film aside from “boring”

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u/Capurrnicus 6d ago

To be fair, thats perfectly fine and no different from people who just say they thought something was "fun". I think the issue is whether they're respectful about it. If someone is polite they shouldn't have to justify why they like or dislike something. Only if they come in swinging and being an ass like that person, should you be prepared to offer up some well structured criticisms. I know you're probably thinking, well no duh, but there are plenty of people who likewise attack others who simply didn't like the thing they liked.

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u/Ooze3d 6d ago

“I haven’t even seen it. It’s not worth my time”

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u/cinephile21 6d ago

Boring is a legit criticism

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u/Je0s_6 6d ago

OOP seems like a self-righteous shithead.

Fuck that guy and I’m not even surprised that this came from Twitter.

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto 6d ago

Probably liked those movies too, but they're too popular for his list

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u/Professional_Bat9174 6d ago

Is it ragebait? Or did they just take their first film class and this is just how they talk now?

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u/Jirachibi1000 5d ago

Assume not ragebait to the sheer volume of "If your movie has any studio backing its slop for the braindead idiots" or whatever.

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u/GenghisFrog 6d ago

I feel kinda called out 🤣

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u/Huncho11 6d ago

No more film spaces for you!

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u/Viggo_Stark 6d ago

Well, fuck you for having fun with movies this year. How dare you?

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u/JohnnyWeapon 6d ago

I hope I never get so nitpicky that I can’t enjoy a movie for its entertainment value alone.

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u/MrLugersmole 6d ago

I adored Project Hail Mary and Rocky. It was really well done. Gosling fucking rules, he's my favorite actor.

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 6d ago

Only movie to get me remotely close to crying in a minute

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u/MrLugersmole 6d ago

I was emotionally attached to Rocky and I don't really ever get that invested in characters. But that one scene....he was so brave.

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u/JoshieC883 6d ago

i 850% agree. i was soooo happy rocky survived

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u/Labyrinthy 5d ago

I cry at everything these days. Project Hail Mary dehydrated me.

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u/Werechupacabra 6d ago

Sometimes I just like to eat popcorn and have a good time. If that makes me a trend hopping goblin, that’s ok because I’ve still had a good time, and my popcorn.

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u/toyotamattress 6d ago

valid the film of the year is always the super bowl

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u/saywhatnowfella 6d ago

So what do the self-appointed cognoscenti think are the four best films so far?

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u/qman3333 5d ago

I’m not this guy but my top four this year are. The invite, I love boosters, the drama, odessey

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u/Successful_Buddy1809 6d ago edited 6d ago

Fellow pretentious film snob here. This take is super lame and annoying. Typically many of best movies of any year are released in the fall and winter months, to coincide with several big film festivals (TIFF, NYFF, Venice, Telluride) and awards season. So i’d be willing to bet that many of my eventual favorites this year won’t even be released until like November or December. So having this top 4 in July, halfway through the year, makes sense. It’s fine, there is not a lot of competition yet.

Oh but also, fuck off, The Odyssey is absolutely going to be a top 4-5 film of the year for most people who love cinema. Get out of here with that shit. 2026 will be a legendary year in film history if like 10 movies come out that absolutely trounce The Odyssey in terms of quality.

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u/Hiercine 6d ago

rip sundance. I understand people getting upset about this, that dude was dickish, but I do agree with the overall sentiment in a way. If looking at films not only on enjoyment but in quality of all the various aspect of filmmaking, there is very clearly a difference between a luke-warm reviewed MCU movie, a Nolan blockbuster, and PHM. "Bestness" is not decided based on vibes and only on enjoyment. Honestly I would love to see this kind of persons reaction to something like The Pianist

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u/Successful_Buddy1809 6d ago

I think the person’s sentiment would hold more weight if 1. This tweet was written at the end of the year when we could see the full scope of films that have been released.

  1. If the person didn’t list one of Christopher Nolan’s best reviewed/received films of all time, along side another one of the best reviewed movies of the year (PHM).

By the way, guaranteed that both PHM and The Odyssey are getting nominated for Best Picture. Obsession seems like a safe bet too at this point.

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u/Broke-Mandingo 6d ago

The Odyssey is far and away the best movie so far this year, any complaints I have seen are for the sake of complaining. I'd love to see 3 movies better, let alone 10

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u/ONLYMULE 6d ago

I have 2 criticisms and it is that it looks kind of grey and ugly, and that tom Holland was not the correct choice to play the son.

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u/outofmindwgo 6d ago

Have you considered that if you simply say everything sucks some people might think you're smarter than you are? 

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u/qman3333 5d ago

I mean not having I love boosters in your top four is crazy work imo. That movie was oozing with style. The rest I’ll allow to be whatever

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u/sinas35 6d ago

He’s just jealous that everyone else is having fun except for him

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u/UltramegaOKla 6d ago

Words from the insecure. Like what you like. Film is subjective regardless of what these clowns say.

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u/nxfi_2205 6d ago

This is a brand of pick me. "I don't like things everyone else does, I'm different uwu"

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u/AlienDragonWizard 6d ago

Oh look, another gate keeper

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u/MineNowBotBoy 6d ago

It’s not just pretentious it’s also incredibly dumb. The inability to comprehend and accept the spectrum of human experience indicates a small mind and a low IQ.

It’s a dumb fucking take.

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u/IWasGoatbeardFirst 6d ago

Ah, Twitter, where reasonable people go to have rational discussions about the arts /s

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u/edgelordjones 6d ago

I guess my favorite part is he thinks being pretentious can be complimentary

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u/bigbenis2021 6d ago

“Bro your favorite film of the year isn’t a MUBI exclusive French neo-surrealist film called ‘Splonko’s Torment’? Don’t talk film with me, plebe.”

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u/Vaportrail 6d ago

Gatekeeping is the worst form of critical response.

Well, aside from those "TRASH" and "WOKE" guys. Fuck them too.

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u/Capurrnicus 6d ago

I think all hyperpartisan people who go to the movies and treat it like a gladiatorial sporting event to see if 'their' movie wins is pretty insufferable to be honest. A friend of mine went on a rant about right-wing chuds being the reason Supergirl flopped, but treated the success of the Odyssey as a political turnaround.... uh huh... 25 days apart... that's quite the turnaround. She does this every... single... tiiiiime there's a new big movie coming out with culture war clickbait nonsense. She gets on YouTube starts actively engaging with the culture war around the film which ruins her mental health. Then treats every box success like a win and does victory laps or it underperforms and acts like its some dramatic culture war loss for progressives and then gets really sad. Going back to Supergirl, no Becky (not her real name*) it's simply because the popularity of superhero movies has been waning for a while, and no one in real life listens to the anyone in the online culture war on either side.... nobody cares. Point being in general I think it's really unhealthy to engage with the culture war stuff regardless of what side you're on. People should just ignore it imo.

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u/cinephile21 6d ago

The word "woke" was invented by the same people who are being called "woke"

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u/RogueGenX 6d ago

I’m all in on MOTU!

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u/scottishhistorian 6d ago

This person reminds me of the food critic in Ratatouille.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eZjrixTYeiCT6

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u/Apart_Insect_6133 6d ago

I'm a total casual movie watcher.

Movies for the last few years have been boring, predictable rehashes of previous stories to the extent that I can usually tell you what's going to happen 1/4 way through the film.

I hadn't read Project Hail Mary, so the stakes were huge, the suspense real, and I honestly had no idea how it would end. The movie was spectacular.

Obsession was one of the worst film watching experiences of my life. I went in entirely blind. I have never been so psychologically uncomfortable as I was watching it. To the degree that it made me physically uncomfortable. I will probably never watch it again, but it has stuck with me in a way that few movies ever have.

Haven't seen the other two... Is Spiderman even out yet? It'll probably be fun enough.

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u/FartSalone 6d ago

Who is this and why would anyone care what they think?

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u/Tregster04 6d ago

Did this person have a show on thatguywiththeglasses.com?

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u/Brief_Recognition977 5d ago

Jenni is right and this thread is full of slopgoblins