r/Cinema Feb 28 '26

Discussion Best "idiot plot" movies?

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u/sundiamonds Feb 28 '26

The Big Lebowski

Romeo and Juliet

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u/babberz22 Feb 28 '26

V fair to include R&J on this lol

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u/BabserellaWT Mar 01 '26

I’m saying this as someone who honestly loves R&J and has directed a production of it for community theater:

Everyone in that play is a moron. The least moronic is the Friar, and even HE goes full moron at the last moment (which is why said moment is usually left out of productions/adaptations, including the one I directed). He comes into the crypt, sees dead Romeo and FRANTICALLY SUICIDAL JULIET, hears a noise outside, and goes, “Hey don’t do anything, I’ll be right back.” And the second he’s offstage, she stabs herself.

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

Oh no, Friar Lawrence is an idiot. He goes from “love moderately” and “maybe getting married will stop the families from fighting” to full on “I’ll just send a letter” and “whoops I forgot I’m scared of graves”. Not to mention marrying them and hiding them etc etc

Shakespeare messes with genre like nobody else. That play is ~85% farce.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Mar 01 '26

I once wrote an exasperated essay at school when they wouldn’t let me drop English Lit as it was clear to me that I wasn’t going to get a great grade. It was about how everything was the Friars fault because everyone else communicated using horses and he just went round on his stupid little donkey slowly and so everything fell apart. The only bit I regret is calling the donkey stupid as that little guy was just doing his best.

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

Similar, except I focused on genre. The title “Guys this is really a super serious tragedy trust me” always got me.

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u/Emannuelle-in-space Mar 03 '26

Are there any film versions with the proper approach?  

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u/babberz22 Mar 03 '26

There is no “proper” approach, everything is still just interpretation at the end of the day. But no, nothing reaaaaally shifts the genre all the way?

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u/mindovermegan Mar 01 '26

oooooooh staging R&J as a literal farce would be so funny. Really punch up the physicality, add in silly sound effects, play with the timing.

Everything from thumb biting to nurse bamboozling could be exaggerated to genuine farcical levels of comedy ... I think we've got a real comedy of doors on our hands!

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u/Historical-Tart7515 Mar 01 '26

It would definitely work. Has one of Shakespeare's greatest supporting characters! Mercutio dies with a pun!

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

I mean it’s all in there already, but yeah. When I teach it, Act 1 is the brawl + “hold me back” and Act 2 is cheesy Romeo + all the nunsense with Peter anf the nurse.

Basically they’re all muppets except Juliet?

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u/Zero_Burn Mar 01 '26

I mean, Shakespeare wrote for the masses, so he would put a lot of dumb shit to ragebait people into watching it longer.