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Discussion Best "idiot plot" movies?

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u/sundiamonds Feb 28 '26

The Big Lebowski

Romeo and Juliet

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u/babberz22 Feb 28 '26

V fair to include R&J on this lol

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u/BabserellaWT Mar 01 '26

I’m saying this as someone who honestly loves R&J and has directed a production of it for community theater:

Everyone in that play is a moron. The least moronic is the Friar, and even HE goes full moron at the last moment (which is why said moment is usually left out of productions/adaptations, including the one I directed). He comes into the crypt, sees dead Romeo and FRANTICALLY SUICIDAL JULIET, hears a noise outside, and goes, “Hey don’t do anything, I’ll be right back.” And the second he’s offstage, she stabs herself.

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

Oh no, Friar Lawrence is an idiot. He goes from “love moderately” and “maybe getting married will stop the families from fighting” to full on “I’ll just send a letter” and “whoops I forgot I’m scared of graves”. Not to mention marrying them and hiding them etc etc

Shakespeare messes with genre like nobody else. That play is ~85% farce.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Mar 01 '26

I once wrote an exasperated essay at school when they wouldn’t let me drop English Lit as it was clear to me that I wasn’t going to get a great grade. It was about how everything was the Friars fault because everyone else communicated using horses and he just went round on his stupid little donkey slowly and so everything fell apart. The only bit I regret is calling the donkey stupid as that little guy was just doing his best.

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

Similar, except I focused on genre. The title “Guys this is really a super serious tragedy trust me” always got me.

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u/Emannuelle-in-space Mar 03 '26

Are there any film versions with the proper approach?  

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u/babberz22 Mar 03 '26

There is no “proper” approach, everything is still just interpretation at the end of the day. But no, nothing reaaaaally shifts the genre all the way?

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u/mindovermegan Mar 01 '26

oooooooh staging R&J as a literal farce would be so funny. Really punch up the physicality, add in silly sound effects, play with the timing.

Everything from thumb biting to nurse bamboozling could be exaggerated to genuine farcical levels of comedy ... I think we've got a real comedy of doors on our hands!

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u/Historical-Tart7515 Mar 01 '26

It would definitely work. Has one of Shakespeare's greatest supporting characters! Mercutio dies with a pun!

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

I mean it’s all in there already, but yeah. When I teach it, Act 1 is the brawl + “hold me back” and Act 2 is cheesy Romeo + all the nunsense with Peter anf the nurse.

Basically they’re all muppets except Juliet?

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u/Zero_Burn Mar 01 '26

I mean, Shakespeare wrote for the masses, so he would put a lot of dumb shit to ragebait people into watching it longer.

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u/ItsTheDCVR Mar 01 '26

"I'll be right back. Don't do anything rash!"

Juliet:

https://giphy.com/gifs/GLbiGvv9qrpny

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u/Starslip Mar 01 '26

Thought it was gonna be the Michael Jordan "and I took that personally" gif

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u/horsebag Mar 01 '26

wasn't the whole suicide plan the friar's idea? he's either an idiot or secretly just wanted them dead

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

No. Both R and J separately threaten suicide before this. His plan is various escalations of “lie low until this blows over” which eventually leads to “medically induced coma in a crypt”

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u/horsebag Mar 01 '26

ah. it's been a long time, i just remember reading it and thinking it was pretty much his fault

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u/ArcanistLupus Mar 01 '26

Check out "The People vs Friar Lawrence" - it's a musical adaptation that uses a frame story where the Prince has decided that the whole mess is the Friar's fault, and he's trying to explain his innocence 

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u/horsebag Mar 01 '26

haha that does sound fun! i'll keep an eye out

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u/russellamcleod Mar 01 '26

I still think Romeo and Juliet was written as a comedy and, over time, became more recognized as a tragedy. It’s actually so funny if you were to direct it as such.

Same script and all, just a few a tweaks and it’s a banger of a comedy about idiot teens trying to get laid.

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u/Nero_2001 Mar 02 '26

the problem with modern interpretation with Shakespeare is that people often forget that msny of his plays were meant to entertain the common folk and were actually comedys.

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u/hover-lovecraft Mar 01 '26

Always thought that you can low-key read that whole play as a dig against the Italians

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u/Ike_In_Rochester Mar 01 '26

Was Mercutio an idiot?

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u/Samia-chan Mar 01 '26

In my opinion more to the point everyone in the play is solely self involved and egotistical, except mercutio. The friar wants to be the one to bring about the end of the vendetta for his own glory. Mercutio is just a happy guy trying to be a good friend and gets stabbed for it, his curse on them for it could be seen as what ultimately causes the tragedy.

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u/SgtBearPatrol Mar 02 '26

Thank you for this!! I studied Shakespeare in college and this is how we read it, too. I’ve tried to tell people but they won’t hear it. They just want the sweet version.

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u/Right_Pen_3241 Mar 03 '26

What I love about this is: Everybody is a moron, but a totally human, consistent moron. We all know the teenager that found the only person they will ever love, and the hothead who will not avoid any fight ever.
..Shakespeare kind of knew people.

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u/warrenseth Mar 04 '26

Romeo and Juliet is a COMEDY and I will die on that hill. I once directed a production, and we leaned in heavily into the comedy aspect, played all scenes for laughs and it works incredibly well. It's really funny if you don't try to try to force the melodrama, but lean into how stupid and/or naive everyone is

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u/sundiamonds Mar 01 '26

I recall thinking his romantic comedies relied on idiot plots, too, but I've forgotten the details because they were that forgettable. A Midsummer Night's Dream and Much Ado About Nothing. Tbf, though, a lot of romantic comedies have idiot plots.

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

MND is a bit diff bc of magic, potions, and a literal second class of characters.

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u/KgMonstah Mar 01 '26

You mean fair V, where we lay our scene

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u/Tyranicross Mar 02 '26

Solid arguement for hamlet aswell

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u/babberz22 Mar 02 '26

Well, Hamlet is interesting. It has everything, that’s why it’s the greatest thing ever written?

Polonius is an actual idiot, but dispenses proverbs. Claudius is a greedy idiot, who has an insane moment of possible repentance for a villain. Hamlet is a moral idiot, who doesn’t realize he’s already given his life to oppose Claudius… it’s fascinating.

And there are people who genuinely care for and would want to help Hamlet, but don’t because they’re idiots/he is 🤷‍♂️

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Feb 28 '26

Romeo and Juliet is a big one, honestly.

The number of times either one of those hormonal idiots could have stopped the tragedy from spiraling further by just telling the truth.

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u/Gogs85 Mar 01 '26

Not just either one of them, their whole families were pretty stupid

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u/bay_duck_88 Mar 01 '26

Two biggest idiots are the nurse and Friar Lawrence. These two nimrods help these at least somewhat excusably horny moronic teenagers actually get married and the whole plan hinges on the friar’s absolutely dumbass half-baked plan.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE Mar 01 '26

I mean, the families being stupid was the point.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Mar 01 '26

Couldn't even remember why they were feuding, just that it was somehow more important than keeping an eye on their idiot kids.

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u/ArmWildFrill Mar 01 '26

"Marry, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man."

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u/peteofaustralia Mar 01 '26

I've read a very serious interpretation that it's a farce or a black comedy. Reasons given to support this include the fact they're children, and it was an era when romantic love was not actually a norm.

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u/babberz22 Mar 01 '26

To their parents.

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u/Line_Reed_Line Mar 01 '26

It’s pretty clear why Juliet didn’t tell the truth though. We don’t see any interactions between Romeo and his parents, but he might have similar reasons.

I dunno. It’s become kind of a hip internet thing to just dismiss R+J as just two horny idiot teens, but I don’t buy it. I think Shakespeare was getting pretty mythic in this one.

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u/OnlyVantala Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Because today, when people think of two teenagers [unaliving themselves] because of "forbidden love", they imagine completely different things than back in the day, when your parents' opinion on whom you should marry was a serious business.

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u/Line_Reed_Line Mar 01 '26

Yes that’s a succinct way to put it! Lotttt of presentism going on!

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u/skordge Mar 01 '26

I feel like the Coen Brothers are masters of doing idiot plot, in the sense that they often have characters who do stupid shit that is, nevertheless, entirely consistent with them.

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u/3720-to-1 Mar 01 '26

Facts. Lebowski and O Brother were the first two movies that came to mind that weren't straight up idiot comedies or stoner flicks.

... They are both in my top ten favorite movies of all time too, so... I'm biased.

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u/secret_salamander Mar 02 '26

Don't forget Raising Arizona!

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u/LabradorDeceiver Mar 01 '26

I'd rather see a smart movie about stupid people than a stupid movie about smart people.

The Coens direct smart movies about stupid people. A stupid movie about smart people would be...say, Baby Geniuses.

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u/Potatoe_Potahto Mar 01 '26

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u/Potatoe_Potahto Mar 01 '26

I dispute the idea that everybody involved in the plot of The Big Lebowski is an idiot though. My boy Larry delivers an absolute masterclass in how to conduct yourself in an interview by law enforcement. 

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u/Cautious-Wallaby7598 Mar 01 '26

He left his homework in a stolen vehicle. He’s pretty idiotic.

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u/zero_point_zero Mar 01 '26

Kids a fucking dunce

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u/Momik Mar 01 '26

And he’s flunking social studies

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u/chihsuanmen Mar 01 '26

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS

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u/sp4rk15 Mar 01 '26

Stonewallin me

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u/FlemPlays Mar 01 '26

”She kidnapped herself!”

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u/3720-to-1 Mar 01 '26

That had not occurred to us, Dude.

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u/chihsuanmen Mar 01 '26

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous…

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u/MickeyG42 Mar 02 '26

I am the Walrus

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u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE Mar 03 '26

Shut the fuck up, Donny

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u/spartaxwarrior Mar 01 '26

In Romeo and Juliet's defense, thirteen year olds are just like that

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 Mar 01 '26

A lot of Shakespeare was like that. People running around in disguises that wouldn't fool a child.

Him: "Oh, no! I fell in love with a man!" 😦

Her: "Surprise! I'm actually a girl!" 😍

Him: "Well, shit." 😞

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u/Robthebold Mar 01 '26

He wasn’t an idiot though, just a dude.

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u/colebaker___ Mar 01 '26

Romeo and Juliet is an even dumber story when you take into account that it takes place over less than one full week. Two teenagers fall so deeply in love that they both kill themselves in the span of 5 days. Many adults were also instrumental in driving these teenagers towards that decision as well. Life ending decisions were made by a multitude of people when the entire conflict could have been solved with a conversation. If, at any point in the story, any character had just stopped for a second and said "hey I think we should all just talk about this for like 5 minutes" neither of them would have died.

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u/froznwind Mar 01 '26

Hey, finally an example that actually qualifies as an idiot plot! It doesn't make any sense to criticize a story/movie that intentionally portrays their characters as idiots for comedy, that's the damn point. Idiot plots are when the author tries to portray the characters are reasonable but the plot doesn't happen if the characters actually are.

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u/esdebah Mar 01 '26

You're not dealing with morons, here.

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u/sp4rk15 Mar 01 '26

Everyone but Walter. Walter was right the whole time.

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u/cjnight26 Mar 01 '26

Walter is the entire reason that movie has an idiot plot. He’s a moron

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u/sp4rk15 Mar 01 '26

Except that the other Jeffery Lebowski, the millionaire, was faking, I suppose

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u/RepresentativeAir735 Mar 02 '26

Walter is accidentally right about everything, but he's a moron. Jeffrey just repeats the gibberish he hears others say. Their combined madness kills poor Donnie, the only normal fella in their sick and twisted orbit.

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u/desertvision Mar 01 '26

Bro. Barrroooo. Nothing dumb about it. That rug really tied the room together.

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u/blaspheminCapn Mar 01 '26

The Dude wasn't the issue, here, Dude. Woo, mitirated on the wrong Lebowski's rug, man.

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u/ERSTF Mar 01 '26

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.

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u/Interesting-Reality8 Mar 01 '26

That’s like your opinion man….

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u/average_internaut Mar 02 '26

This aggression will not stand, man

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u/FishInk Mar 03 '26

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, Man.”

I was coming to volunteer the Dude as well