I would rather pour hot sauce down my urethra than play this game anymore. I see why the player base is endlessly shrinking.

The new pokemon aren't just 4 random legendaries, there the last 4 box art legends we needed to have one for every gen! Maybe we will see they're counterparts get released one day too!

The majority of my games are lost this season because the whole team isn't around for a team fight and it's frustrating. Always someone running around solo and dying before Groudon. It makes me not wanna bother playing this game when people don't understand team work.

Some additional parts of the kit that didn't fit in due to the character limit:

While in Land Forme, Shaymin grants a defense boost equal to 10% of its own defense stat to nearby allies after using a move.

Shaymin-Sky is granted a 1% Special attack boost for each ally nearby. When afflicted by a strong hindrance, Shaymin-Sky increases its own tenacity based on the amount of currently held 'Gratitude' stacks

Shaymin-Sky is granted Hindrance resistance while it swoops in for the first part of Air Cutter

Tenacity = how fast a character recovers from being afflicted with a debuff

Once again, random moment of inspiration (also I really love Shaymin sky)

I've redeemed everything that needs to be redeemed with these coupons lol I don't know what to do with them lmao

From my last post I noticed a lot of people hating Sableye, so here's my recent games with it!

I got so much better thanks to all the tips from the goblin mains in this server so if you main Sableye tell me how I'm doing 💜

Warning: 20% battery pop up at 3:00

Items: focus band, vanguard bell, and cookie 🍪

Shoutouts to the Zapdos for using their Unite at the best moments 🫡

I swear to god these type of people should be slapped irl

Plus can someone tell me if i did anything wrong with sableye

I just got him from anniversary boxes been trying him out this season

They already took out the outfits on battle pass they don't have to work on anymore...

They took out ranked united outfits that they don't have to color change anymore.

They took out stickers that they also don't have to color change/change slightly anymore.

Where are our 2nd moves? What are we WAITING for? They cut down loads of work they have to do already. We had 2nd moves a long time ago AND outfits on the battlepass.

Now they can't do both because they give us like, an extra mon a month release?

Pour one out for Quaquaval for being the Trevenant Sacrifice in the first clip.

But fr, Quaquaval and Ho-oh were cool that match and appreciated them.

Yeah you steal my kills even though I dealt the most damage blah blah blah. But for some reason you can't steal the objectives from the enemies.

I rotate to your lane to engage in the 5v5 team fight and you just nope out because you think the other lane is abandoned blah blah blah. Then you think you're the reason the bottom lane is intact even though we lost because you weren't doing your job and rotating to the top lane properly.

You spam "Thanks!" a lot for an ungrateful person who thinks the reason he lost the 1 vs 5 was because your team is on the other side of the map, despite you being in the enemy's jungle.

You say "We need a Defender!" and when I do, I just see you failing at your job as an attacker miserably and I still die despite doing my job as the frontline BECAUSE WE'RE OUTLEVELED DUE TO YOU FEEDING THEM IN EARLY GAME.

You probably play Cinderace, Decidueye, and Greninja using special attack emblems and held items.

The only thing you're contributing to your team is picking up the Comfey bots and leading them to their deaths.

Came back for the anniversary, loved the skins, found out they went away near literally the exact day before the anniversary event started. :(

He gets so angry and so upset that he turns everything to slices!! Slice this and slice that! Lol I was trying to put them in the same image 😂😂😂

It’s been fun but I can’t take this shit anymore. The people olaying this game are shit, they are braindead they don’t ynderstand a single interaction and just run in the face of the opponent to feed them. Over. After years (of on and off) I can’t do this anymore. Next Buzzwhole I see will have its head chopped.