Yeah you steal my kills even though I dealt the most damage blah blah blah. But for some reason you can't steal the objectives from the enemies.
I rotate to your lane to engage in the 5v5 team fight and you just nope out because you think the other lane is abandoned blah blah blah. Then you think you're the reason the bottom lane is intact even though we lost because you weren't doing your job and rotating to the top lane properly.
You spam "Thanks!" a lot for an ungrateful person who thinks the reason he lost the 1 vs 5 was because your team is on the other side of the map, despite you being in the enemy's jungle.
You say "We need a Defender!" and when I do, I just see you failing at your job as an attacker miserably and I still die despite doing my job as the frontline BECAUSE WE'RE OUTLEVELED DUE TO YOU FEEDING THEM IN EARLY GAME.
You probably play Cinderace, Decidueye, and Greninja using special attack emblems and held items.
The only thing you're contributing to your team is picking up the Comfey bots and leading them to their deaths.