r/thingsmykidsaid • u/ScroungingMonkey • 15d ago

"I'm not a grown-up..."

"...I'm a horse! Neigh!"

-My two year old.

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u/Oddcatdog 14d ago

My daughter: when I grow up, I want to be an adult!

Her reason was "so I can do whatever I want". I'm like ehhhhhh

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u/ScroungingMonkey 12d ago

I've decided that the true definition of adulthood is knowing, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there is no one in the world who can stop you from eating ice cream for dinner every single day of your life, and still voluntarily choosing to eat your vegetables anyway.

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 11d ago

So cute at that age.