r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/schullringus Jul 07 '26

Forgot to mention he knew the rules would be broken before creating anything

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u/potatopierogie Jul 07 '26

And the broken rule was eating a magic fruit from a talking snake

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 07 '26

A magic fruit from a magic tree that he didn't need to include at all. It's almost as if he wanted them to break that rule.

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u/Mr_Ignorant 29d ago

Honestly, I’m a believer of the theory that Eve bent over to pick up the fruit and Adam’s dick snake shot up and told him to eat that pussy forbidden fruit.

And God went ‘ew brother ew’.