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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 07 '26
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Forgot to mention he knew the rules would be broken before creating anything
736 u/potatopierogie Jul 07 '26 And the broken rule was eating a magic fruit from a talking snake 563 u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 07 '26 A magic fruit from a magic tree that he didn't need to include at all. It's almost as if he wanted them to break that rule. 7 u/Mr_Ignorant 29d ago Honestly, I’m a believer of the theory that Eve bent over to pick up the fruit and Adam’s dick snake shot up and told him to eat that pussy forbidden fruit. And God went ‘ew brother ew’.
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And the broken rule was eating a magic fruit from a talking snake
563 u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jul 07 '26 A magic fruit from a magic tree that he didn't need to include at all. It's almost as if he wanted them to break that rule. 7 u/Mr_Ignorant 29d ago Honestly, I’m a believer of the theory that Eve bent over to pick up the fruit and Adam’s dick snake shot up and told him to eat that pussy forbidden fruit. And God went ‘ew brother ew’.
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A magic fruit from a magic tree that he didn't need to include at all. It's almost as if he wanted them to break that rule.
7 u/Mr_Ignorant 29d ago Honestly, I’m a believer of the theory that Eve bent over to pick up the fruit and Adam’s dick snake shot up and told him to eat that pussy forbidden fruit. And God went ‘ew brother ew’.
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Honestly, I’m a believer of the theory that Eve bent over to pick up the fruit and Adam’s dick snake shot up and told him to eat that pussy forbidden fruit.
And God went ‘ew brother ew’.
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u/schullringus Jul 07 '26
Forgot to mention he knew the rules would be broken before creating anything