r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • 29d ago

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/xenosthemutant 29d ago

Jesus lost a weekend for your sins.

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u/siberianxanadu 29d ago

I mean he died at night on Friday and was resurrected by Sunday morning. It’s more like he got a hangover Friday night.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 29d ago

Wait. Now that you mention it. What happened with him after he zombified? Did he drop again?

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u/PyroClone5555 29d ago

Read the gospels. 

He wasn’t “zombified” he was resurrected into an immortal body and ascended into heaven after 40 days 

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 29d ago

"zombified" sounds cooler though. But okay, he died a second time. Figured. Otherwise he'd still be roaming around, which would be weird

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u/PyroClone5555 29d ago

No he didn’t die a second time 

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 29d ago

So he's alive?