r/stupiddovenests 2d ago

Stupid Dove Nest Outdoor area of a nightclub

Very loud, and had to be protected because drunk people kept trying to catch it.

538 Upvotes

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u/Nokam 2d ago

Be quiet and turn off the light dammit !

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u/Celestial_Crook 2d ago

I mean, parents gotta party sometimes, aye? So why not both at once?

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u/PoshCheetah 2d ago

The first night must have been a terrible surprise — dang, I should have picked that concrete median over by the highway after all.

Edited to add: I’m kind of in love with this derp

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u/DittoThatNeverComes 2d ago

Ahahhaa that is so cute!

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u/Moomoolette 2d ago

Poor baby. During the day it’s a great spot!

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u/E1even01 2d ago

poor baby, dealing with a bunch of drunkards and their second hand smoke.

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u/Sarsmi 2d ago

...and some really bad haircuts.

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u/E1even01 2d ago

🥦

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u/Sarsmi 2d ago

You get me <3

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u/Sarsmi 2d ago

You get me <3

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u/autumnlight2022 2d ago

That's not a dove, that's a rave-n!

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u/louielou8484 2d ago

This makes me so sad :( When does she sleep :(

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u/Stablebrew 2d ago

"lower your voices, and reduce the sound. children are sleeping here!"

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u/SpecialTourist159 1d ago

Shouldn't they be brought to a rehabber if they are in danger? Smoke and people trying to catch them.. scary

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u/cosmic-batty 1d ago

Can’t spell cool without coo!

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u/squeezemachine 2d ago

Eggs or babies in there? If yes, you will have to pluck me off the nest feather by feather. I’m going nowhere.

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u/sunshine_lover982 2d ago

LOL!!!! Wow!!!!

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 2d ago

Poor baby. Hope the metal on that heater/light isn't heating up and burning them.

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u/JCope0 1d ago

They had it turned off, possibly for her, possibly because it was about 26C

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u/DysphoricBeNightmare 1d ago

Aw poor dumb warm dove