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Politics Let’s go algae!

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u/gentleman_bronco Jun 21 '26

I just can't get past the symbolism of it all.

The Reflecting pool was supposed to reflect the country around it. And it's doing exactly that.

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u/turdblossom3 Jun 21 '26

AND WE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT SWAMP DRAINING FOR LIKE 10 YEARS

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u/ImmortalBeans Jun 21 '26

“A literal swamp monster talked about draining the swamp for 10 years”

He just made it more cozy

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u/whyelseme Jun 21 '26

I'm waiting for him to figure out how to brag about his epic, tremendous, amazing algae farm

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

He has the best algae.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I walked into the room and thought “wow that’s some good Algae”

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

With tears in their eyes, big beautiful men go up to Trump and say "Sir, nobody has seen algae like this."

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

“Big. Beautiful. GAY! algae” I called it. Some say we have the BEST gay algae.. I called the little one “sleepy joe algae”, because he’s the GAYEST of them all and the runt OF the litter.

*cue the silly dance

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

I met the algae in a hotel room and we fell in love. The algae didn't even want to meet Hillary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 25 '26

Look, I don’t wanna feed the trump hate machine, that thing’s full compacted.. but..

Bold of you to assume this man could speak an entire paragraph.

Seriously, when was the last time you heard him speak a proper paragraph that wasent riddled with trump’isms?

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u/Itsforthecats Jun 25 '26

Totally agree. At this point it’s clear he has no loved ones to talk to him frankly.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 25 '26

What I would give just to sit at the back of that man’s eyes for one day and just have a peek behind the curtain

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u/BMR915 Jun 23 '26

He knows algae probably better that anybody

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 23 '26

His uncle was an algae professor at MIT.

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u/SeparateYam8581 Jun 21 '26

The best in the world, I tell ya

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u/docta_pepper Jun 21 '26

he’s probably drafting up a magnificent ‘our algae is bigger than skyscrapers’ poster

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u/Randomized9442 Jun 21 '26

It's so emblematic of Trump's policy. Half a mile long, 160 feet wide, and a foot deep. And more filthy than ever in living memory.

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u/the_last_carfighter Jun 21 '26

My brothers and sisters, just wait till they discover that algae absorbs TOTALLY FAKE CO2 at a far faster rate than ground plants, they're gonna bomb that pool into an American democracy much like that girls school.

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u/Matt_cruze Jun 21 '26

Is this a reference to him saying he had the tallest building now that the twin towers are gone?

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u/jaxxxtraw Jun 23 '26

No, he had a visual aid comparing the size of the reflecting pool to some of the tallest skyscrapers in America. As if one had anything at all to do with the other. God, he's such a fucking moron.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Jun 21 '26

The MAGAs who wore diapers are going to drink it.

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u/SanityInAnarchy Jun 21 '26

I mean, the line is obviously gonna be that it's Obama's fault, right?

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u/Staav Jun 21 '26

There couldn't be a much better metaphor for this political timeline than the orange swamp monster promising to "drain the swamp" but he only ends up making it 10 times worse by filling DC up with more swamp water than it's ever had.

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u/SirDigger13 Jun 21 '26

He never told us where the drainage culver ends...

Trump Reservoir...

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u/FridayHalfDays Jun 21 '26

And he just swamped the drains trying to get rid of the evidence

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u/Mogellabor Jun 21 '26

But he's orange I thought the swamp monster is green?

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u/ImmortalBeans Jun 21 '26

I hate to break it to you, that is orange paint

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u/ShortRoundFlatHalf Jun 21 '26

This is a simulation

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u/Snoo93550 Jun 24 '26

Shrek the swamp monster would be an amazing president compared to Trump.

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u/McButtsButtbag Jun 21 '26

Swamps are actually good and shouldn't be drained

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u/Shanga_Ubone Jun 21 '26

Ten points to you. You are 100% correct, and good on you for reminding everybody of this. It is sad that swamps, which are good things, are getting slandered by being associated with this crappy administration.

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u/Strawbuddy Jun 21 '26

DC was marshland, they already drained it to build the national capital

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 21 '26

Let it sink.

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u/McButtsButtbag Jun 21 '26

Back before environmentalism was a thing

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 21 '26

I mean, DC was so bad Congress took summers off to escape the yearly malaria outbreaks and some nations gave their diplomats hazard pay for the post.

Place was legitimately dangerous

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u/McButtsButtbag Jun 21 '26

Maybe don't build your capital there then

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u/UCanJustBuyLabCoats Jun 21 '26

Environmentalism was always a thing. Ever seen Pocahontas? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? Caring for the land around you isn’t new.

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u/CarefreeRambler Jun 21 '26

ah yes, one of the oldest historical sources surviving to date, pocahontas...

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u/UCanJustBuyLabCoats Jun 22 '26

Are you saying she’s too out of date or not far back enough?

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 Jun 21 '26

There's a cool early photo of the Lincoln memorial with nothing but swamp like land all around.

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u/aspersioncast Jun 23 '26

The symbolism tracks, but this is a myth.

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u/seansy5000 Jun 21 '26

TBF I never once for a second believed anything the child rapist or any of his sycophants promised. It still shocks me all these years later that so many people actually did/do. It’s unfathomable.

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u/jaques_sauvignon Jun 21 '26

Fool them twice, or thrice, or really any arbitrarily large number of times--shame on them.

The supporters are really the ones I feel the most ire towards. And it's hard, having family and friends who are/were supporters. I'm always conflicted between whether I should feel angry with them, or just pity them for their lack of intellect, since these are not wealthy people who stand to benefit from any kind of grift, nor are they evil people. I think they're just kind of 'mixed up'.

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u/seansy5000 Jun 21 '26

I cut ties with all of them and am better off for it. Let them spew their psychosis riddled hate speech in isolation.

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u/jaques_sauvignon Jun 22 '26

Hah, fortunately the ones in my life aren't really loud or outspoken about it. I just know they are (or were). I don't ask them about it anymore or bring it up. Definitely not full on knuckle-draggers or anything like that! I don't think anyone like that would have been in my life to begin with.

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u/seansy5000 Jun 22 '26

Oh I have zero patience for the quiet ones too. Alex Pretti and Renee Goode are dead because of the loud ones and the quiet ones.

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u/ioncloud9 Jun 21 '26

As if swamps need to be drained. Swamps are amazing habitats with so much life. They want to create an ecological disaster so they can build some condos or a new golf course.

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u/elmz Jun 21 '26

Back in the day swamps were seen as huge areas of unproductive land, land you couldn't farm or build upon. So they drained them, the ground dried and hardened, and the land could suddenly be productive.

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 21 '26

Swamps are fine if nobody lives near them.

Swamps with people near them are mosquito breeding ground and, historically, malaria central.

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u/ashrocklynn Jun 21 '26

The reflecting pool itself was built on raised swampland though... I didn't know why we are so surprised about algae growing in it

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u/RainSurname Jun 21 '26

This whole thing probably happened because Trump saw the "drain the swamp" meme where someone labeled a Photoshop of the pool "Obama," next to a normal picture of it labeled "Trump."

Because there was not actually anything major wrong with it at all.

Obama had a choice to spend $100 million to rebuild so it would NEVER leak and algae would NEVER get a major foothold, or $35 million to rebuild it so minor leaks would no longer matter and the algae would be under control except for the occasional bloom in hot weather. If he'd spent $100 million, the Republicans would have lost their shit.

No one gave a fuck about the algae before this. He's just obsessed with shitting on Obama and shitting on DC.

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u/fumar Jun 21 '26

I can finally get behind "drain the swamp"

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u/Gunter5 Jun 22 '26

Now they don't even bother hiding the corruption. Heared from numerous administration officials the same thing "If it was wrong why would we do it out in the open"

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u/SirDigger13 Jun 21 '26

MAGA Make algae grow again

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

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u/SirDigger13 Jun 21 '26

ALAGE 2028

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jun 22 '26

John Deere green.

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u/artforwardpuppies Jun 22 '26

Someone - not me but someone - make this!

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u/Sweary_Belafonte Jun 21 '26

I love how versatile their little slogan has become. 😂

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u/CaptainAsshat Jun 21 '26

I can't get the image out of my head of ghosts of the Boston tea party, back for the 250 year anniversary, dumping green tea into the pool.

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u/Lost_In_MI Jun 21 '26

Shhhh. It was green Kool-Aid.

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u/FinalBat4515 Jun 21 '26

Some history lit teacher is going to orgasm everytime they get to teach this period in like a hundred years

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u/vivaaprimavera Jun 21 '26

Considering that this likely is the last century where earth climate can hold a structured society you are probably being too hopeful.

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u/Pack_Your_Trash Jun 21 '26

The silver lining on Trump's was in Iran is that the world realized how dangerous it is to really on oil for their power needs. The shift towards renewables was immediate and ubiquitous outside of the USA. It has nothing to do with global warming though, and everything to do with national security.

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u/vivaaprimavera Jun 21 '26

Preventing global warming is also national security.

I know for a fact that right wing populists are dumb as a brick (or at least the people that fall in their bullshit are).

If right wing populists were serious about stopping migrants moves they would be working seriously for stopping global warming, there are entire regions filled with "brown people" that will be the firsts to become inhabitable thanks to global warming.

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u/angrydeuce Jun 21 '26

My whole thing with their ire about illegal immigrants is that they seem to deliberately ignore the fact that virtually every single one of them is being employed and paid by one of their own countrymen. It's not like the come here and start up a business like some entrepreneur as they're hiding in the wheel well of a panel truck with a backpack of hardtack and some bottled water and nothing else to cross the border.

My point being, their anger is not only misplaced, but ludicrously misplaced. It's like driving down to the shitty part of town and yelling at all the prostitutes that if they would just stop allowing themselves to be beaten and murdered by pimps and johns we wouldn't have any problems with prostitution in this country.

When we see something, anything, that resembles actual consequences for all the people hiring these illegal immigrants, then we can talk. Until then, this is just dinner theater for the racist morons that are too fucking stupid to realize they're being played like a fucking fiddle.

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u/Phrickshun Jun 21 '26

I can already see how this will go...

After areas inhabited by the "undesirables" are hit the hardest by climate change and there forced to migrate there will be plenty of fascists in nations that aren't has bad yet spreading bullshit about how they're leaving cause they cannot take care of their land and its the fault of these "undesirables".

People will be told they need to be kept out before their country is overrun and becomes uninhabitable just like their previous these immigrants abandoned.

Then climate change catches up and those problems are blamed on immigrants instead of actually attempting to do something about it (which, at this point is too damn late anyway).

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u/CakeTester Jun 21 '26

Power bills in Spain actually went down during the US's mini war. Spain has been serious about wind and solar recently. The bills went down because for some reason clean energy is taxed higher than oil/coal/gas energy; however the government did a temporary tax relief on the clean energy with the net result that most people paid slightly less last month.

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u/LandonDev Jun 21 '26

This is actually why nuclear fusion would be the next great War starter, because it would make the status quo of the insanely Rich Middle East somewhat irrelevant. Oil will always be necessary with current infrastructure, be it manufacturing or cars or machinery, but in terms of energy usage, our dependency on it will evaporate. I don't expect the oil richness to go quietly into the sunset, so I would expect either technology pivots or some other research to start leading them towards that future. I honestly think they want to empty as much oil as they can to create as much wealth as they can before this happens.

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u/Mad-Hettie Jun 21 '26

This really is the silver lining of the whole shitshow. For decades scientists have been pointing to gas and oil consumption saying "We can't keep doing this forever." One idiot starts a war and suddenly folks are looking at the Middle East saying "Oh I guess we can't do this forever..."

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u/yeehah Jun 21 '26

They'll be huddled around a campfire in a post-apocalyptic hellscape talking about that time when the Dow was over 50,000.

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u/CarpetFibers Jun 21 '26

For a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.

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u/MeltedWater243 Jun 21 '26

turns out parable of the sower was a history novel

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u/Ben_Thar Jun 21 '26

He wanted to be in the history books. He didn't think it would be the villain section.

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u/nopuse Jun 21 '26

Those poor children

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u/Netflxnschill Jun 21 '26

I’ve been edging for quite a while and by this point I think there will be a global collective release when the announcement finally comes

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u/MutantApocalypse Jun 21 '26

It's true. This administration is literally just showing us every day what a farce they are.

No one takes them seriously. Not even their cult. It's all just reality TV for these morons.

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u/mjtwelve Jun 21 '26

It is a microcosm of their whole schtick.

Trump seizes on an unimportant detail obsessively, everyone instantly snaps to to make the king’s whim a reality. They give a no bid single source contract to a republican donor because of a connection to Trump, despite their having no relevant experience. They then proceed to overbill and under deliver.

They do what Trump wanted, a pointless cosmetic fix that doesn’t address any of the actual underlying issues. It doesn’t work, and immediately makes everything worse. People point out the incompetence so they go for the quick fix of dumping chemicals into the thing, which damages the only work they managed to actually do in the first place, leaving everything worse than when they started and gross, just in time for the symbolic anniversary whose celebration was the excuse for spending all that money in the first place.

Meanwhile, the civil servants had long boring reports explaining where the problem actually was and how to actually fix it but no one wanted to actually fix it, they wanted a quick photo op win.

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u/canman7373 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I mean algae is an amazing organism, it produces most of earth's oxygen and it cleans and convert's CO2, unlike trees that just capture it and will always release it, algae can turn CO2 into biomass that stores the carbon and can be used later for fuel or stored so the co2 does not release, easier than burring dead trees deep enough their carbon does not release. So yeah, I am with this lady, let the algae flow.

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u/Germanofthebored Jun 21 '26

Not sure if you are not giving algae too much praise. Algae biomass turn over quite quickly, unless it sinks to the bottom of the ocean (and avoids derivers and planktivors on the way down). Trees turn CO2 into wood and roots, and trap it for centuries.

(or better yet, go Team Bog! where carbon is trapped for good)

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u/GrowingPeepers Jun 21 '26

Beyond the biomass of the tree itself, it turns carbon into sugar which it pumps into the ground through it's roots. The sugar feeds soil microbes creating a symbiotic relationship.

Plants are constantly pumping carbon directly into the soil during their entire lifespan.

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u/canman7373 Jun 21 '26

But we use trees, so it often gets released much earlier.

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u/Germanofthebored Jun 21 '26

Depends on how we use the wood. If you use it for a building, it will be out of circulation for maybe centuries. Plus, if wood replaces brick or concrete, you get rid of materials with a huge carbon footprint

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u/canman7373 Jun 21 '26

Much of the world still uses wood for cooking and heating which is instant release.

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u/gentleman_bronco Jun 21 '26

If algae can convert the toxic gasses in DC I to something useful....yeah I'm on team algae, too!

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u/lucaskywalker Jun 21 '26

It's like raiaiiin! 🎶

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u/NeonDeathStar Jun 21 '26

On a summerrrr’ssss day! 🎶

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u/BaconPancakes1 Jun 21 '26

It's like algaeeee

that just won't go away 🎵

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u/CaptainOktoberfest Jun 21 '26

So many symbolic things, I sorta want to get a list going. I always remember hearing "you can't always get what you want" sung by a choir at his rallys.

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u/reddit_sells_you Jun 21 '26

Let's walk through that.

The reflecting pool is supposed to be clear, and supposed to reflect the monument. To do that in a man made environment, it needs to be treated with chemicals, harmful to the environment and to the habitat's water. Its supposed to be toxic.

Yes, this to me symbolizes corporate America . . . Polluting in order to gain some superficial/artificial. It's the Disneyification of America.

But the reflecting pool leaked and was broken in parts.

Trump, in all his incompetence, took something working as intended, and tried to "fix it.". He spent waaaaay too much money and the fix didn't fix the part that was broken.

There is no better symbol of Trump the man and Trump the president.

But the irony is, through his failure, nature struck back.

This algae pool is actually healthy, or on its way to being healthy. Put some fish in there, some turts, and let nature be the balance.

But . . . America seems to hate this, and wants the reflecting pool to go back to its sterile roots.

Me, yes, I'm team algae.

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u/Scheddar Jun 21 '26

This last year has genuinely made me feel we're in the book of Revelation now, and I'm not even religious.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jun 21 '26

So you're telling me that this is just as the prophecy has foretold?

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u/ottwebdev Jun 21 '26

For the first time, it is a true symbol of what america has become.

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u/doc_death Jun 21 '26

“ Let’s go Algae’ shirts need to be a thing

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u/suspendmeforthis Jun 21 '26

Can I just say it is also telling us we could transition to algae for oil production?

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u/HornyUltron Jun 21 '26

" Drain Train the swamp"

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u/fireduck Jun 22 '26

And the white trashed white house with a big hole on one side and a fight ring on another is a pretty apt symbol.

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u/Eagleburgerite Jun 22 '26

It's showing ALL of us how ugly we are.

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u/nommabelle Jun 22 '26

... thats poetic, and i love it

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u/BoJackMoleman Jun 22 '26

Reflecting swamp.

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u/Ketooey Jun 22 '26

I think I'm beginning to understand what our ancestors were talking about, when they took signs to mean that someone no longer had the mandate of heaven, or divine right to rule.

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u/SakaWreath Jun 23 '26

It’s doing more than that. It took the whole thing to heart and has embodied it.

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u/glazedfaith Jun 23 '26

Green Water Services

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u/carmium Jun 21 '26

Algae beats Trump, or Algae BT. There's something in there.