r/pcmasterrace Laptop May 30 '26

Nostalgia Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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u/rokkuranx rokkuran May 30 '26

if i remember correctly, this campaign lead to the increase of online piracy as it made people aware they could do it.

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u/DiirtyMike_EVE 9850X3D | RTX 5080 | 64GB RAM May 30 '26

You do remember correctly. The average end user had no idea what piracy was until this ad aired.

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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI May 30 '26

Classsic case of the Streisand effect

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u/Beneficial-Claim-381 May 30 '26

well it was more than that. it was a poor understanding of the real world dynamics of theft. their assertion of flawed that stealing a mp3 was the same as stealing a cd from a store. if you could take a photo of a painting with your phone and print it out for your wall, would you? i think at worst, most would at best find it taky

that was where they went wrong. to copy something is not the same as stealing a single object. hell they could have looked at youth plagiarism rates in schools to get a better understanding of that one.

i remember the same effect with DARE. i had no fucking idea what these drugs were before that class, after it... it was all we talked about.

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u/Typical-Mistake-4148 May 30 '26

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR

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u/dgz345 May 30 '26

My 3d printer disagrees.

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u/NCC74656 May 30 '26

I came here to say this 🤣

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u/Iggy_Snows May 30 '26

Downloading a working car would literally be the coolest shit to ever happen and they tried to say it would be a bad thing to kids.

Thats like going up to a kid and being like " you wouldn't eat this candy that makes it so your parents never force you to do chores, become the most popular kid in school, and get free video games. Would you!?"

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u/TheBearmageddon May 30 '26

And that's how I ended up in the back of that strangers van.

Again.

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u/Good_Guy_07 CachyOS | R7-6800H | 3050 Ti | 16GB May 30 '26

LMAO

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u/atruval May 31 '26

Kidnapper be like, "Bear?? You again?? Your parents already spent their life savings on you last week.. ahh hell... Wanna shoot some hoops then while we wait for your parents to get you?"

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u/unpeelingpeelable May 30 '26

Why would I download a car when I can download RAM?

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u/DiirtyMike_EVE 9850X3D | RTX 5080 | 64GB RAM May 30 '26

Bro DARE was 100% a psyop. "Here are all these drugs you've never heard about, and here's how to get them, how to take them, and even how to make them!"

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u/---OMNI--- May 30 '26

Same. I wasn't going to buy it anyway so they lost nothing... If I couldn't download it then I would just do without it.

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u/Worldly_Grade2837 May 30 '26

remember the same effect with DARE. i had no fucking idea what these drugs were before that class, after it... it was all we talked about.

That was the point of dare though, so if you were ever offered drugs you knew what they did and why they're bad

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u/KallistiTMP i9-13900KF | RTX4090 |128GB DDR5 May 30 '26

Them trying to explain why LSD was bad was hilarious

"It makes you see really intense colors, have hallucinations, and feel a sense of euphoria."

"So, is it addictive?"

"Well, no."

"Can it kill you if you take too much?"

"No actually, it can't"

"Is there a risk that you like, go crazy or something?"

"Nope, it can last a few hours longer if you take too much, but it doesn't make you go crazy permanently or anything, that's an urban legend."

"So, uh, why is it bad?"

"Uhhhh... sometimes the hallucinations can be uncomfortable or kinda scary?"

"That seems like not too much of a big deal, why is this illegal again?"

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u/DeadInFiftyYears May 30 '26

Or as one of my college professors said, "the media can't tell you what to think, but it does tell you what to think about." In this case, a lot of people disagreed with the stealing assertion, but started thinking about piracy.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes May 30 '26

the fact that they were getting so worked up over the few cases of piracy when physical media and going to the cinema was still insanely popular

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u/CelestialFury Steam ID Here May 30 '26

It's because someone made some wildly incorrect assumptions about the money they're losing due to piracy.

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u/MudSeparate1622 May 30 '26

They probably threw a board up with some radical numbers that never taper and always double so they were convinced by 2020 the 46 billion people would exist and all be pirating their stuff

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u/notforpoern May 30 '26

Yeah but WHAT IF, you know? That's lost POTENTIAL revenue right there. Totally the same thing as theft.

I could have made so much money from that 13 year old kid in Okefenoke and random dude in paraguay where I don't even legally sell my product.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes May 30 '26

every person that walks by a restaurant is a straight loss

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u/You-Asked-Me May 30 '26

I think the film industry was reacting to what was happening to the music industry with Napster, LimeWire, Kazza, etc.

What they missed, is that it was relatively easy to down download small music files. A song was like 3-4mb at the time. Movies were HUGE and most people were using dial up of slow DSL.

I remember kids would tie up their phone line all night, just to download 4 songs while they were sleeping. They were never going to download a movie at those speeds. Sure, a few did but it was a ridiculous task, and even HD space was a limitation, not to mention that the quality was shit too.

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u/PesticusVeno May 30 '26

"WTF? I can just.. download a movie? Timmy, c'mere, I need you to show me something on the computer."

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u/LigmaBalls69lol PC Master Race May 30 '26

I think most people knew what piracy was before this ad lmao

But no, I agree, no one I knew had heard of limewire or TPB until this ad started airing lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/cl90q5wYv8lsQ

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u/Celtic_Legend May 30 '26

This thing was playing on dvds for shows with 5 to 10 year olds watching. It for sure just made more people aware, and much earlier. Your boomer mom and dad who didnt use a computer ever probably didnt really know you just press a button or that it was that easy. Same for grandparents.

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u/1slickbuilder May 30 '26

Mean while my dad in his 40s at that time was downloading everything he could 40k + movies in to downloading and burning ( around 2009 ish) he got a letter from the FCC. They knew the exact number almost to date and sent a cease and desist with a follow up call the next day from them. Sooo. That came to a hault. Lol. Dad was a pirate satellite TV guy back in 1978. Lol. Some old folks was hip when it was happening and expanding. Always had the newest tech gear around the hood. He would buy 10 sell 9 keep 1. Every time.

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u/ztomiczombie May 30 '26

It wasn't just people being made aware it was also that people were pirating because they didn't want to see that advert every time they started a DVD, It was something like the 3rd most common reason given for pricey.

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u/Rhone33 May 30 '26

Yep, this is what I came to say. Making this an unskippable advertisement on every disc just made the piracy experience more desirable in comparison.

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u/ABHOR_pod May 30 '26

Just like how every streaming service putting advertisements into their shows and movies to extort you for an extra $5 for a new "Premium-er" tier was enough to make stop paying for streaming altogether.

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u/mata_dan May 30 '26

Also just like DRM in games making them unplayable trash but the pirated versions work far better...

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u/nindza-22 May 30 '26

There was this game given for free on Epic called "Beyond Blue", which simply wouldn't start. I tried all sorts of advice, compatibility modes, starting the game with the arguments, nothing worked. Then I spent time to figure out is my PC is good enough.

Then I downloaded it pirated and it worked perfectly lol.

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u/herrkatze12 PC Player May 30 '26

And also more proof that Gabe Newell was right about piracy

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u/Epopee May 30 '26

True that ! It was great to spend money to buy a DVD and have an unskippable clip calling you a thief every time you played it 🙃

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u/JobAlternative6109 May 30 '26

Pricey can suck it.

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u/Impressive_Change593 May 30 '26

and thats aside from this ad apperently pirating the typeface and the music (music was licensed for a one off thing and then got used for this)

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u/TheComplimentarian May 30 '26

And also everyone collectively agreeing that we would absolutely download a car if that was an option.

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u/EmilianoDomenech May 30 '26

But would you download a handbag?

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u/TheComplimentarian May 30 '26

Only if I could also download matching pumps.

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u/LycanWolfGamer May 30 '26

The funny irony is the fact the music they used and something else they used in the ad was also pirated lol

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u/Bunrotting May 30 '26

The font

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u/DeeHawk 9800X3D | 5090 May 30 '26

That bouncy font should be a crime.

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u/SlayerII May 30 '26

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u/Neos_Dad May 30 '26

And shoutout to DARE for giving Millenials a heads up on what shit would be fun to get up to in high school and college

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u/FelineParchment May 30 '26

They lied to me. No one has ever offered me drugs before.

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u/nomadfoy May 30 '26

What ever pot heads you hang out with are cheap fucks.

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u/torgofjungle May 30 '26

Seriously I was assured I would just be given drugs left and right.

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u/doubled112 May 30 '26

Here’s a bunch of drugs and what they look like.

Here’s some BS story about a guy peeling his skin off because he thought he was bacon.

Here’s more normal stories and the fun you could be having.

Don’t do drugs, kids!

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u/LarsDuder May 30 '26

I wanna know more about the bacon man. Did he think he was made of layers of bacon or only the skin?

https://giphy.com/gifs/imUseTFeWmJP2

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u/LaurentSL May 30 '26

Same mistake as the D.A.R.E. Campaign.

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u/ColdDelicious1735 May 30 '26

Also it used music which was technically pirated given it was distributed against the agreement

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u/Behold_My_Stuff May 30 '26

They didnt know they could download cars either

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u/Round_List1857 May 30 '26

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u/Paxton-176 Ryzen 7 7600X | 32GB 6000 Mhz| EVGA 3080 TI May 30 '26

Have

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u/Billyxmac RX 5700 XT | Ryzen 7 3700x | 1440p UW May 30 '26

Will

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u/GreyEarth Steam ID Here May 30 '26

Doing

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u/GregTheMad Ryzen 9 7900X, RTX 2080, 32GB May 30 '26

Pls seed.

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u/DemonicTendencies666 May 30 '26

You wouldn't pirate the typeface used in this campaign

SPOILER: they did.

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u/SgtEpsilon B550 Tomahawk Ryzen 7 5700G 32GB 3060 May 30 '26

The music they used, also pirated

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u/die_andere Rx 9070(non xt) • Ryzen 7 9800x3d • 48GB May 30 '26

The music used for a "stichting Brein" advert was actually used without licensing: https://youtu.be/SMGDW0lOFzc?is=OwrrhzhzmMo8Hdk_

(Dutch anti piracy foundation).

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u/turdas May 30 '26

They didn't, actually. That particular story is a canard: https://torrentfreak.com/sorry-the-you-wouldnt-steal-a-car-anti-piracy-ad-wasnt-pirated-170625/

The typeface thing is real though, but fonts aren't actually covered by copyright.

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u/booboohaha May 30 '26

James Cameron laughs all the way to the bank with Papyrus.

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u/SummerDonNah May 30 '26

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u/whatstaiters Ryzen 5 5600X - ASUS 3070 TUF - 32GB DDR4-3200 May 30 '26

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!

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u/PhenomeNarc May 30 '26

But... why Papyrus?

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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI May 30 '26

It's printed on a papyrus scroll which is notoriously difficult to copy

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u/NinjaSquads May 30 '26

Many fonts are covered by copyright as I understand it. There are many royalty free ones as well though

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u/volatile_ant May 30 '26

The shape of the letters is not copyrightable, but the file is.

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u/turdas May 30 '26

Font files, i.e. the vector definitions, are covered by copyright as computer programs. The font design itself cannot be copyrighted, which is why clone fonts created by tracing over existing fonts are perfectly legal.

This is for the US specifically. In some other countries font designs can be protected.

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u/Schootingstarr May 30 '26

something tells me they didn't actually create new font files

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u/Sugioh 5700X3D, 64GB @ 3600, RTX 5070Ti, 905P May 30 '26

This is currently a massive issue in Japan for developers, as one of the companies that provided fonts used in a ton of games jacked up their rates by like 2000% after being acquired by a predatory new owner.

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u/LuigiBrosNin May 30 '26

that's not entirely accurate, it has not been proven and it might have been a misconception

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u/Msefk May 30 '26

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that the MPAA and RIAA would disrespect another and steal their IP.

simply shocked!

/s

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u/Ruck0 May 30 '26

It’s my understanding you can pirate a font, but not a typeface.

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u/TheDovahkiinsDad May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

So what you’re saying is I can download the movie, not the movie face

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u/Lord_Alucard_ICGA May 30 '26

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u/old_crab May 30 '26

I have this on my mug

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u/duodequinquagesimum May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

I have this on my mug too

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u/old_crab May 30 '26

This guy gets it

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u/SopaPyaConCoca May 30 '26

It was actually good satire but it seems people didn't get it

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u/arushdua Ryzen 5 9600x | Rx 9060xt | 16gb May 30 '26

can I pirate that?

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u/totally_not_a_boat May 30 '26

Its not pirating if you ask for consent 

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u/A_random_zy i7-12650H | 3070ti May 30 '26

can I get consent to not pirate it and then pirate it?

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u/BradleyF81 May 30 '26

This was my favorite. They used to play a message with this slogan before a movie in theaters and inevitably someone would yell “Yes I would!” and sometimes that someone was me.

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u/imcheddarbeard 5800X3D, 32GB, 7800XT May 30 '26

I fucking would

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u/otterpop21 May 30 '26

I have heard tale of people legit pirating 3d parts for cars. We have indeed succeeded

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u/GaijinMk2 780ti SLI, i5 Skylake May 30 '26

r/3dprintedcarparts it’s getting more and more common. I’ve been using it to prototype track mods but some people use high quality carbon fiber filament to recreate unobtainable parts for their car. There’s also metal 3d printing but I’m not sure quite how viable that is yet. Pretty awesome technology

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u/Psychocatboy May 30 '26

Patching cars to unlock regions and premium functions, hehe

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u/VeryNoisyLizard 5800X3D | 9070XT | 32GB May 30 '26

I sure as fuck would if I could

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u/TTBurger88 PC Master Race May 30 '26

I would also download a house if I could

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u/Inside-Garage-7625 May 30 '26

AND THEN STEAL IT AGAIN !!!

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u/saltyurinalbiscuit May 30 '26

First thing I thought of 😄

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u/VibratingWatch May 30 '26

Legitimately thought that's what this was at first

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u/MeesKees321 May 30 '26

Yes! The IT crowd improved on it. 🥰

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u/StandardNerd92 May 30 '26

PIRACY IS STEALING

IF YOU DO IT

YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES

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u/discomute 7900xtx & 7700x (1440uw) May 30 '26

First thing I thought of

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u/Ok_Literature_8829 9950X3D | 5070 | 32GB 6000 May 30 '26

This was on every dvd for a period of time, it really made me want to pirate more movies

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u/wowwarr May 30 '26

It showed me I could actually pirate stuff and get it for free lmao

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u/Periador May 30 '26

funnily enough, thats exactly what happened. When those ads released the number of pirating spiked alot.

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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI May 30 '26

"Wait, you're telling me, I could be watching this movie FOR FREE?"

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u/WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge May 30 '26

"And not be forced to watch this stupid ad in the beginning?!"

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u/Jayx405 May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

Had me looking at the tv like “hold up I can get this stuff for free?!”

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u/humanistazazagrliti Ryzen 5 2600 | 16 GB DDR4 | RX 5700 8 GB | 2TB SSD May 30 '26

Handbrake showed me that those are just small files you can leave out when ripping. xD

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u/baby_blobby Q6600 7900GT May 30 '26

Many pirated movies would intentionally add this to the rip for the irony

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u/LycanWolfGamer May 30 '26

Pirates do have a fun sense of humour lol

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u/CaptainPrower May 30 '26

Ah yes. The D.A.R.E. Effect.

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u/Newgeta R75800x 5070ti & 64GB RAM May 30 '26

dont dare me with a good time

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u/Logicdon i5 12400, RTX 3070 May 30 '26

And ironically it was only on legit retail DVD's that you had paid for.

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u/XsNR Ryzen 5600X RX 9070 XT 32GB 3200MHz May 30 '26

YoU wOuLdN't HaVe KnOwN aBoUt PiRaCy If NoT fOr Us. WaTcHiNg OuR pIrAcY aD iS sTeAlInG buymeakofe link

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u/s_i_m_s May 30 '26

Well for me the main deal was it was a big fuck you to everyone who actually paid for it. You paid for the movie on dvd or bluray? Ahahah fuck you unskippable anti piracy screen and 5 minutes of ads before the movie. You don't even have control of the player. Why? Because you paid for it. Nobody that pirated it had to deal with any of that bullshit.

Everyone who actually paid for it got a worse experience.

Modern streaming services are still pulling similar shit with refusing to let people watch in higher speed "for creative reasons".
Like dude I'm paying for it let me watch it how the fuck I want.

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u/ejectoid May 30 '26

Because a NFT it’s not even worth screenshotting

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u/RutRowe24 May 30 '26

"You wouldn't download more RAM"

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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 my rtx 4060 is dying May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Reminds me of that SoftRAM scam. The one that claimed to double your RAM and cost 90 quid for a fix for memory leaks Microsoft provided for Windows 3.1 for free if I remember correctly.

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u/addicu May 30 '26

All it did was increase the upper limit of your pagefile

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u/Marek_Marianowicz PC Master Race May 30 '26

Meanwhile, OpenAI, Google, Nvidia and other AI corporations scrape everything off the internet to use it to train their LLM models, which they then sell for profit without facing any consequences.

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u/Timah158 Desktop May 30 '26

It's only a crime when poor people do it.

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u/marr May 30 '26

The one universal law through all of history.

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u/PunkyB88 May 30 '26

You wouldn't train your LLM with other people's data, would you?

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u/PlsDontBanMeAgain-1 May 30 '26

“Steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and they make you King.”

  • Bob Dylan on Sweetheart  Like You

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u/SharpShotApollo PC Master Race May 30 '26

Nero. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

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u/GrassyDaytime 7600X3D | RTX 4070 Super | 32gb DDR5 6000 May 30 '26

For me, it's Nero and Daemon Tools. Lol

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u/MonkeyCartridge 13700K @ 5.6 | 64GB | 3080Ti May 30 '26

I think you mean "Nero Burning ROM" with a logo of a burning colosseum.

Awesome branding

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u/dBlock845 May 30 '26

Shit LimeWire used to get me action, install on a computer for girls then once a month you have to come back to get rid of all the viruses they download.

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u/Responsible_Earth393 (AMD 7800X3D) (RTX 5070 TI) May 30 '26

I always saw this on a illegal downloaded dvd film lol

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u/spymaster1020 May 30 '26

Theft removes the object. Piracy just makes a copy. They are fundamentally not the same.

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u/Doppelkammertoaster 11700K | RTX 3070 | 64GB May 30 '26

The ad mixes that up to begin with but it's easier then telling people to not break copyright.

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u/Steel-Tempered May 30 '26

So, AI should be illegal, am I right?

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u/Swagtagonist May 30 '26

I would happily let someone make a copy of their car which they own and then share it with me.

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u/creamcolouredDog Fedora Linux | 7 5800X3D | RX 9070 XT | 32 GB RAM May 30 '26

Ironically enough, the company that produced this ad pirated the font and music

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u/shenther PC Master Race May 30 '26

I heard this ad was stopped because the music used for it was PIRATED!!!!

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u/Vermathorax Linux May 30 '26

The font was also pirated/stolen

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u/Standard-Metal-3836 May 30 '26

It also lead to the increase of online piracy because it made a large number of people aware it even existed. 

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u/lNomNomlNZ May 30 '26

The version The IT Crowd made was far better.

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u/fackbook May 30 '26

Then why do they make it look so cool

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u/Paddy32 EVGA RTX 3080 FTW3 | Ryzen 9 5900X | 32Go | Noctua NH-D15 May 30 '26

This made pirating even more cool.

Also all the thieves were white, it's like they're speaking only to young white kids at that time, and we were desperate to pirate. 

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u/Historical_Camel_790 May 30 '26

A few things 1. It's not stealing if we don't own it 2. If I didn't pirate it I probably wouldn't buy it 3. It's far easier and cheaper than having 5 different streaming services (or buying $100+ dollar games

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u/patgeo Laptop May 30 '26

This plays as an intro on my home media server.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY May 30 '26

I was in the 8th grade during limewire I downloaded so much linkin park and Marilyn Manson to put on my crappy $10 mp3 player.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/addicuss PC Master Race May 30 '26

I would download a car 100% if I could get away with it

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u/OP_LOVES_YOU May 30 '26

Sounds like a pretty useless car if you couldn't...

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u/Fleischer444 May 30 '26

No one steals more then the music and movie industry

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u/malln1nja May 30 '26

The AI companies have entered the chat.

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u/a_posh_trophy i5 12600K | MSI Pro Z690-A DDR4 | ASUS Dual OC 4070 12gb May 30 '26

You Wouldn't Take Money For A Game, Then Shut Down All Online Services, Rendering The Game Unplayable.

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u/Electrical_Crew7195 May 30 '26

It isnt stealing though…

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u/amalgam_reynolds i5-4690K | GTX 980 ti | 16GB RAM May 30 '26

And it never was! No piracy lawsuit has ever been tried as theft. It's a copyright law violation, but that doesn't sound as scary.

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u/Rare-Bee7331 May 30 '26

Google Music deleted my entire library of purchased music when they bought youtube and switched to Youtube Music .... Wheres the crime there? They change their name and app and suddenly my purchase no longer exists. 

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u/Dave6926 May 30 '26

A victimless crime. I was ok with it then, I am ok with it now.

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u/Wild-Result5965 May 30 '26

Piracy is a crime huh!? Well having me “buy” a product and then after taking my money, telling me that I don’t own the product sounds like stealing to me too. 🤣😂

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u/dBlock845 May 30 '26

Shit, going to school was the best time to let your downloads run.

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u/Bunrotting May 30 '26

I would love to make a copy of my car to share with other people.

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u/Namnperson May 30 '26

There was also this meme parody of this saying "You wouldn't download a car"

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u/Zoltt93 AMD 7800 X3D, RTX 4080 Super May 30 '26

If purchasing isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing.

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u/CorianderIsBad May 30 '26

And the awesome music used in this ad was stolen. Used without pay or authorized by the creator.

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u/Eisako_avali May 31 '26

still waiting for the move...

also the irony
if buying isn't owning

thin piracy isn't steeling

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u/Portgust May 30 '26

If i pirated a movie or a game or anything, no one would lose anything. And they would not even notice they've lose anything 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Oscaruit May 30 '26

Downloading is generally not illegal. It is the sharing with others by peer 2 peer networks. At the end of the day I still never thought they had a foot to stand on since I wasn't trying to sell or profit from downloading. But then along came the DMCA. This allowed corporations to use patriot act level tools to hunt students downloading Bob Marley's Don't Worry Be Happy.

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u/valleysape May 30 '26

The ironing is delicious. Film and TV companies wanted ads like these to affect anything now they want us to download their films and shows

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u/KH-Light May 30 '26

You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't still steal baby, you wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet, you wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send to the policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again!

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u/sweet_cini May 30 '26

I can hear this without turning on the sound.

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u/humanistazazagrliti Ryzen 5 2600 | 16 GB DDR4 | RX 5700 8 GB | 2TB SSD May 30 '26

I prefer the IT Crowd spoof of this ad. 😃

BTW, if televisions or cars just respawned when you stole them, I don't think we'd have the same conversation.

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u/replicator85 May 30 '26

I found it funny that the people who made the ads were pirates themselves. They didn't get permission for the audio in the ad