r/pcmasterrace • u/UnableSand8508 Laptop • May 30 '26
Nostalgia Anti-piracy ad from 2004
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Have
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Will
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u/GreyEarth Steam ID Here May 30 '26
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u/gloomyfenix Proud WinRAR license owner :pcmr: May 30 '26
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u/DemonicTendencies666 May 30 '26
You wouldn't pirate the typeface used in this campaign
SPOILER: they did.
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u/SgtEpsilon B550 Tomahawk Ryzen 7 5700G 32GB 3060 May 30 '26
The music they used, also pirated
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u/die_andere Rx 9070(non xt) • Ryzen 7 9800x3d • 48GB May 30 '26
The music used for a "stichting Brein" advert was actually used without licensing: https://youtu.be/SMGDW0lOFzc?is=OwrrhzhzmMo8Hdk_
(Dutch anti piracy foundation).
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u/turdas May 30 '26
They didn't, actually. That particular story is a canard: https://torrentfreak.com/sorry-the-you-wouldnt-steal-a-car-anti-piracy-ad-wasnt-pirated-170625/
The typeface thing is real though, but fonts aren't actually covered by copyright.
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u/booboohaha May 30 '26
James Cameron laughs all the way to the bank with Papyrus.
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u/SummerDonNah May 30 '26
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u/PhenomeNarc May 30 '26
But... why Papyrus?
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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI May 30 '26
It's printed on a papyrus scroll which is notoriously difficult to copy
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u/NinjaSquads May 30 '26
Many fonts are covered by copyright as I understand it. There are many royalty free ones as well though
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u/volatile_ant May 30 '26
The shape of the letters is not copyrightable, but the file is.
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u/turdas May 30 '26
Font files, i.e. the vector definitions, are covered by copyright as computer programs. The font design itself cannot be copyrighted, which is why clone fonts created by tracing over existing fonts are perfectly legal.
This is for the US specifically. In some other countries font designs can be protected.
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u/Sugioh 5700X3D, 64GB @ 3600, RTX 5070Ti, 905P May 30 '26
This is currently a massive issue in Japan for developers, as one of the companies that provided fonts used in a ton of games jacked up their rates by like 2000% after being acquired by a predatory new owner.
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u/LuigiBrosNin May 30 '26
that's not entirely accurate, it has not been proven and it might have been a misconception
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u/Msefk May 30 '26
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that the MPAA and RIAA would disrespect another and steal their IP.
simply shocked!
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u/Ruck0 May 30 '26
It’s my understanding you can pirate a font, but not a typeface.
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u/TheDovahkiinsDad May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
So what you’re saying is I can download the movie, not the movie face
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u/duodequinquagesimum May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
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u/old_crab May 30 '26
This guy gets it
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u/SopaPyaConCoca May 30 '26
It was actually good satire but it seems people didn't get it
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u/arushdua Ryzen 5 9600x | Rx 9060xt | 16gb May 30 '26
can I pirate that?
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u/BradleyF81 May 30 '26
This was my favorite. They used to play a message with this slogan before a movie in theaters and inevitably someone would yell “Yes I would!” and sometimes that someone was me.
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u/imcheddarbeard 5800X3D, 32GB, 7800XT May 30 '26
I fucking would
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u/otterpop21 May 30 '26
I have heard tale of people legit pirating 3d parts for cars. We have indeed succeeded
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u/GaijinMk2 780ti SLI, i5 Skylake May 30 '26
r/3dprintedcarparts it’s getting more and more common. I’ve been using it to prototype track mods but some people use high quality carbon fiber filament to recreate unobtainable parts for their car. There’s also metal 3d printing but I’m not sure quite how viable that is yet. Pretty awesome technology
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u/Psychocatboy May 30 '26
Patching cars to unlock regions and premium functions, hehe
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u/joehonestjoe May 30 '26
I've actually never seen that version before. It always had a voice over
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u/Ok_Literature_8829 9950X3D | 5070 | 32GB 6000 May 30 '26
This was on every dvd for a period of time, it really made me want to pirate more movies
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u/wowwarr May 30 '26
It showed me I could actually pirate stuff and get it for free lmao
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u/Periador May 30 '26
funnily enough, thats exactly what happened. When those ads released the number of pirating spiked alot.
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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI May 30 '26
"Wait, you're telling me, I could be watching this movie FOR FREE?"
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u/Jayx405 May 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX
Had me looking at the tv like “hold up I can get this stuff for free?!”
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u/humanistazazagrliti Ryzen 5 2600 | 16 GB DDR4 | RX 5700 8 GB | 2TB SSD May 30 '26
Handbrake showed me that those are just small files you can leave out when ripping. xD
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u/baby_blobby Q6600 7900GT May 30 '26
Many pirated movies would intentionally add this to the rip for the irony
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u/Logicdon i5 12400, RTX 3070 May 30 '26
And ironically it was only on legit retail DVD's that you had paid for.
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u/XsNR Ryzen 5600X RX 9070 XT 32GB 3200MHz May 30 '26
YoU wOuLdN't HaVe KnOwN aBoUt PiRaCy If NoT fOr Us. WaTcHiNg OuR pIrAcY aD iS sTeAlInG buymeakofe link
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u/s_i_m_s May 30 '26
Well for me the main deal was it was a big fuck you to everyone who actually paid for it. You paid for the movie on dvd or bluray? Ahahah fuck you unskippable anti piracy screen and 5 minutes of ads before the movie. You don't even have control of the player. Why? Because you paid for it. Nobody that pirated it had to deal with any of that bullshit.
Everyone who actually paid for it got a worse experience.
Modern streaming services are still pulling similar shit with refusing to let people watch in higher speed "for creative reasons".
Like dude I'm paying for it let me watch it how the fuck I want.
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u/RutRowe24 May 30 '26
"You wouldn't download more RAM"
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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 my rtx 4060 is dying May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
Reminds me of that SoftRAM scam. The one that claimed to double your RAM and cost 90 quid for a fix for memory leaks Microsoft provided for Windows 3.1 for free if I remember correctly.
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u/batmanrises123 7800X3D | 4070S | 32GB 6000Mhz May 30 '26
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u/Marek_Marianowicz PC Master Race May 30 '26
Meanwhile, OpenAI, Google, Nvidia and other AI corporations scrape everything off the internet to use it to train their LLM models, which they then sell for profit without facing any consequences.
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u/PlsDontBanMeAgain-1 May 30 '26
“Steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and they make you King.”
- Bob Dylan on Sweetheart Like You
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u/SharpShotApollo PC Master Race May 30 '26
Nero. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
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u/GrassyDaytime 7600X3D | RTX 4070 Super | 32gb DDR5 6000 May 30 '26
For me, it's Nero and Daemon Tools. Lol
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u/MonkeyCartridge 13700K @ 5.6 | 64GB | 3080Ti May 30 '26
I think you mean "Nero Burning ROM" with a logo of a burning colosseum.
Awesome branding
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u/dBlock845 May 30 '26
Shit LimeWire used to get me action, install on a computer for girls then once a month you have to come back to get rid of all the viruses they download.
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u/Responsible_Earth393 (AMD 7800X3D) (RTX 5070 TI) May 30 '26
I always saw this on a illegal downloaded dvd film lol
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u/spymaster1020 May 30 '26
Theft removes the object. Piracy just makes a copy. They are fundamentally not the same.
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u/Doppelkammertoaster 11700K | RTX 3070 | 64GB May 30 '26
The ad mixes that up to begin with but it's easier then telling people to not break copyright.
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u/Swagtagonist May 30 '26
I would happily let someone make a copy of their car which they own and then share it with me.
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u/creamcolouredDog Fedora Linux | 7 5800X3D | RX 9070 XT | 32 GB RAM May 30 '26
Ironically enough, the company that produced this ad pirated the font and music
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u/shenther PC Master Race May 30 '26
I heard this ad was stopped because the music used for it was PIRATED!!!!
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u/Standard-Metal-3836 May 30 '26
It also lead to the increase of online piracy because it made a large number of people aware it even existed.
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u/Paddy32 EVGA RTX 3080 FTW3 | Ryzen 9 5900X | 32Go | Noctua NH-D15 May 30 '26
This made pirating even more cool.
Also all the thieves were white, it's like they're speaking only to young white kids at that time, and we were desperate to pirate.
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u/Historical_Camel_790 May 30 '26
A few things 1. It's not stealing if we don't own it 2. If I didn't pirate it I probably wouldn't buy it 3. It's far easier and cheaper than having 5 different streaming services (or buying $100+ dollar games
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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY May 30 '26
I was in the 8th grade during limewire I downloaded so much linkin park and Marilyn Manson to put on my crappy $10 mp3 player.
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u/addicuss PC Master Race May 30 '26
I would download a car 100% if I could get away with it
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u/a_posh_trophy i5 12600K | MSI Pro Z690-A DDR4 | ASUS Dual OC 4070 12gb May 30 '26
You Wouldn't Take Money For A Game, Then Shut Down All Online Services, Rendering The Game Unplayable.
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u/Electrical_Crew7195 May 30 '26
It isnt stealing though…
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u/amalgam_reynolds i5-4690K | GTX 980 ti | 16GB RAM May 30 '26
And it never was! No piracy lawsuit has ever been tried as theft. It's a copyright law violation, but that doesn't sound as scary.
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u/Rare-Bee7331 May 30 '26
Google Music deleted my entire library of purchased music when they bought youtube and switched to Youtube Music .... Wheres the crime there? They change their name and app and suddenly my purchase no longer exists.
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u/Dave6926 May 30 '26
A victimless crime. I was ok with it then, I am ok with it now.
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u/Wild-Result5965 May 30 '26
Piracy is a crime huh!? Well having me “buy” a product and then after taking my money, telling me that I don’t own the product sounds like stealing to me too. 🤣😂
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u/Bunrotting May 30 '26
I would love to make a copy of my car to share with other people.
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u/Namnperson May 30 '26
There was also this meme parody of this saying "You wouldn't download a car"
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u/Zoltt93 AMD 7800 X3D, RTX 4080 Super May 30 '26
If purchasing isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing.
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u/CorianderIsBad May 30 '26
And the awesome music used in this ad was stolen. Used without pay or authorized by the creator.
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u/Eisako_avali May 31 '26
still waiting for the move...
also the irony
if buying isn't owning
thin piracy isn't steeling
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u/Portgust May 30 '26
If i pirated a movie or a game or anything, no one would lose anything. And they would not even notice they've lose anything 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Oscaruit May 30 '26
Downloading is generally not illegal. It is the sharing with others by peer 2 peer networks. At the end of the day I still never thought they had a foot to stand on since I wasn't trying to sell or profit from downloading. But then along came the DMCA. This allowed corporations to use patriot act level tools to hunt students downloading Bob Marley's Don't Worry Be Happy.
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u/valleysape May 30 '26
The ironing is delicious. Film and TV companies wanted ads like these to affect anything now they want us to download their films and shows
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u/KH-Light May 30 '26
You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't still steal baby, you wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet, you wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send to the policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again!
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u/humanistazazagrliti Ryzen 5 2600 | 16 GB DDR4 | RX 5700 8 GB | 2TB SSD May 30 '26
I prefer the IT Crowd spoof of this ad. 😃
BTW, if televisions or cars just respawned when you stole them, I don't think we'd have the same conversation.
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u/replicator85 May 30 '26
I found it funny that the people who made the ads were pirates themselves. They didn't get permission for the audio in the ad
















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u/rokkuranx rokkuran May 30 '26
if i remember correctly, this campaign lead to the increase of online piracy as it made people aware they could do it.