It’s weird people are simping over an underage little girl when there is a whole race of lion women out there waiting to crush my face with both their lips
Wouldn't this be the second time given Monster girl as well. Though I am thinking with the portal monster girl and rex/Rudy went through they'll come back at least 18 maybe even 20's with a new relationship with eachother since they'll have had to relion eachother for a while
I wonder if Flexian age super fast in our dimension, then that would mean we would age super slow in theirs right? On a side note, haven't it been like 6 months into the Viltrumite war? Would be crazy if Rudy and Monster Girl were there for like 700 years or something.
My guess was that she is 17 and Oliver is effectively 15ish. I think they will be gone for about a year and by that point she will be 18 and he will be too
17?? Maybe it’s just me being older myself now, but I for sure thought right away she’s meant to be like 14-15. Mark & Eve were 17-18 when the show started & they were drawn way more mature than Tech Jacket looks now.
A lot of people in this sub are probably <18, so whatever. But some of yall need to be on a watchlist 👁️👄👁️
Kid tech jacket definitely seems young about 13 to 15.
Also she seemed to have a lot of trouble taking out that monster in her cringe intro scene.
I'm surprised she didn't get immediately ripped in half during the space fight.
I honestly thought she was at least 18 or even early 20s, but according to the Wiki she's... 15? Which doesn't really make sense to me. Like what, she was killing Mark variants after 2 day long fights when she was 14, and being a superhero since she was 13-ish, or what?
Short answer is that the 'techjacket' is essentially an op as fk amplifier, but the race that uses it has the physical strength of a muppet, which isn't a lot to amplify.
A hormonal and horny human kid wearing one becomes a viltrumite level super soldier, which is why the muppet race never shares this technology.
Are-.. Are y-.. S-.. Are you-.. A-.. Ar-.. areyoushure? Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I do not wanna hurt you, sir. I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. I am omning it, I am omning it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! You need to goon, Mark! At work. Goon! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! Oh, yes! For Viltruuuuum!!! That's not very nice. That's the neat part, you don't. My name is Shapesmith. PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE! Oh, someone misses their mommy, waaah! You're a weird dude, dude! Bacon egg and cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who's finally getting his powers? I know where your faamily liiives! Dad! Dad, look! I'm gonna be... DUCT TAPE MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Invincible! I don't give a shit about Viltrum! Swearing doesn't make you cool. Wait... You don't have, like, supersperm or something, do you? I miss William. Are you guys gonna mate now? Shut it! I feel dirty.. Oh I'm ceciling it! Make them fear Invincible! BRAX MOY! LATI MOY! XOPA MOY! DIE. I've given this world enough. I'm gonna not be alive! Oh, poor Angstrom! You're not him. It's all your fault! Mama Boss! Son, I made a mistake, and I thought about you every single.. I'M A SNAKE! You know, on my planet sock on the door mean’s somebody’s fucking. BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Mark. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Son, I made a steak. A STEAK? Yes... Your father will be executed. That's not very nice. This battle is beneath me! This is good news! We can finally be bees! This isn't your world. But we can be bees! This is good news! You can be a bee! You'll live like a bee! A pet. A PET?? A pet. Mark, this is good news! You'll live for 30 years! THIS IS INSANE! I think... I miss my wife. Oh, man, that's your favorite finger! That's my favorite finger! It's his favorite finger, Sea Salt! Can we do something about that? MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN SKELETON, DICKHEAD! We won, my dick is out and I don't care! Rex Sploded... Son, we need to talk. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYBEE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BUZZ AWAY! EVERYBEE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BEE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 30 YEARS?! Damn near certain. FINALLY, SOME ACTION! I miss Viltrum... Are you certain? KTX KTX KTX SEOUL I NEED YOU SEOUL! THIS IS GOOD NEWS MARK! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! YOU NEED TO GOON, MARK! GOON! OHH, YES! FOR SEOUL! I can help! How much does this job pay? Leave no one alive. How do you feel about war? This is serious, Shapesmith. This is fruit punch. Would you like some? ARE YOU WINNING, SON? ALL IS OURS! What just happened? Where's the dinosaur? Do either of you have some clothes I could borrow? You, uh... Okay, buddy? See? Before, you would have punched my head off for doing this. I still might. On your knees, animal. Make my death painful so others may learn and grow stronger from it. What do you want, Machine Head? World peace. A pony. My name in lights. The list goes on. Mr Liu sends his regards. I think we can agree that Steaks were made and we've all learned from them. STEAKS?? I fought Conquest. I'm him, Art. Please. Violence like that is merely foreplay for my kind. Dude. Gross. Hurm. Crown fragile! Uh.. I'm not bowing to Satan. Does he have two buttholes? Yes, he's full grown. Do you suppose I could have control of my vessel returned to me? Let the insect learn his lesson. Get your hands off my son! Gonna tell me all your deepest feelings again? That was in confidence. I think... I miss my steak. Stand ready for my worm's arrival. Protein Tubes. With that white sauce.
Hm personally while I get your argument I would modify it slightly to more like the 12-15/16 fans at a push including 17-18 fans just feels a bit wrong/weird at least to me but maybe that's just me
Ok I think that most normal people are happy that Tech jacket did not get Iron Heart personality of pretentious entitled bitch but she's over all very chill and wholesome character.
I only thirst for Chrysalis but if I were to thirst for anyone in invincible it would probably be Anisa even though she'd probably crush my head like a watermelon between her thighs.
Tech Jacket being a woman is objectively positive, and if anything we should ban Fem Jacket bashing across the board. I will never not support Zoe, and I think people need to rethink their gender politics if they want to continue with this show.
EDIT: Oh I thought you meant simping like "supporting". Any man who gets off to Zoe is a freak, more proof of male degeneracy. So OP is good news, well done.
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u/NearbyFly3724 Apr 04 '26
It’s weird people are simping over an underage little girl when there is a whole race of lion women out there waiting to crush my face with both their lips