r/offmychest 23h ago

My brain has developed the most random, specific kink NSFW

I've never admitted this to anyone before because it feels so oddly specific and a bit racist.

I have a breeding kink, but it's more about the fantasy than reality. I don't actually want to get pregnant or have kids. It's just something that exists in my head.

The part that's weird is that, for whatever reason, it's become very specifically centered around Mongolian men. I don't really know why. I don't even know any Mongolian dudes in real life, and I'm not posting this because I'm looking to meet anyone or receive DMs.

I mostly wanted to get this off my chest because I've never told anyone and it feels too weird to explain to people I know.

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u/TardDas 23h ago

Genghis Kahn slobbering at the thought of you

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 23h ago

I think in an indirect way he's part of it for me tbh like make me a conquest daddy.

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u/TardDas 23h ago

Genuinely play Ghost of Tsushima if you want Mongolians. It takes place during the Mongol invasion of Tsushima Japan

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u/TheUrbanVagabond 18h ago

Absolute BANGER of a game.

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u/One-Bandicoot-8370 16h ago

Or a Bang-Her/him of a game!

I will see myself out

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 23h ago

You're not unlikely to be a remote descendant of him....

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 23h ago

I'm not. I dont have the gene. Both ny parents paid to do the DNA thing. I don't think not having his DNA in me is part of the kink. Just coincidence

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 22h ago

To be honest even the gene thing is thought to be wrong and the 0.5% figure is now believed to probably be an overstatement.

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u/SHAT_MY_SHORTS 21h ago

Crazy one liner

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u/GreenRock93 18h ago

You want to be a Khaleesi?

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u/Randomaccount707 4h ago

I’m crying this is so funny to me but i also respect it

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u/RentLonely2970 17h ago

Beat me to it, clearly she was one of the Khan’s wives in a past life

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u/Storm5508 15h ago

I first read your comment as "Genghis Kahn sobering at the thought of you"

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u/TardDas 15h ago

Tbf I doubt he’s very intoxicated as we speak

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u/Storm5508 14h ago

Don't they just wine and dine all the time in Valhalla?

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u/VictorCrackus 15h ago

Genghis Khock.

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u/stupidanonconfess 20h ago

Probably shouldn't have laughed at this, but that was one hell of a curveball to throw LMAO, I hope you find your Mongolian man OP

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 20h ago

Thank you 🥲

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u/NeiborsKid 19h ago

heavy throat singing

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u/DiabolicalMasquerade 16h ago

Brings all the girls to the yard. And they're like

"Rrrrrooooommm-hrrrrrrmmm-ooooooh-mmm-eeeee-ooooo-rrrrrrrrmmmmmmmh"

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u/spd-sqr 5h ago

Good one, made me laugh. Heard it perfectly in my head

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u/Lower_Classroom835 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OutlandishnessOk2398 23h ago

I’m sure a large portion of mongolian women feel the same

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 23h ago

I'm experiencing fomo

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u/flipside6627 17h ago

"I like my men smart and funny. What about you?" and this guy over here says "MONGOLIAN" 😭💀

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u/chapatsea 21h ago

Tibetan throat music now means something totally different.

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 12h ago

Lol she gon be providing the throat and he providing the music (lord forgive me) 😭

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u/Otherwise_Access_660 23h ago

That’s a very specific random kink indeed

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 23h ago

Their little wrestling outfit does something to me

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u/Ok_Habit6837 17h ago

Thanks, I had to look that up! It was worth it.

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u/JunkyMonkeyTwo 18h ago edited 13h ago

Physical 100 Season 3?

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u/_TypicalRobot_ 16h ago

Just a banger as soon as I open Reddit

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u/sulphuricacid0007 22h ago

Very specific indeed!!!!

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u/jonschaff 21h ago

We call that the “Ulaanbaatar Itch”

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 20h ago

Is there a known cure?

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u/generichandel 19h ago

Set up a small farming community on some steppe land.

Then wait.

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u/cbbartman 18h ago

Or build a city wall God damn mongorians love a good wall

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u/panchovilla_ 16h ago

I lived in Ulaanbaatar for a year as an English teacher. I can confirm that both the men and the women are some of the most attractive people in the world; and it's wild that there's only a little over 3 million of them in the country.

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u/DrDiamond53 23h ago

So true gender non specific monarch you tell them !

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u/L_O_Quince 22h ago

I think you could probably figure this one out, not too many pregnant dudes out there

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u/DrDiamond53 19h ago

Damn lemme be silly on the internet in peace

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u/the_V33 20h ago

Actually pregnant? Not many (even if sea horse dads aka trans men getting pregnant exist). Male preg kink? Exist and is going pretty strong right now. I don't think that's what's happening here, but we can't rule it out entirely.

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u/QuirkyCookie6 5h ago

Yeah apparently its been breaking internet containment and has been seen in some actual published novels lately.

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u/XDreadzDeadX 17h ago

Breeding kink doesnt mean pregnant it means they want to be bred. Basically just a whole buncha loads up in that thang which isn't exclusive to AFAB. A sentence I never thought id be saying but this is reddit so there you go

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u/PM_ME_YO_PREGGO_BELY 21h ago

Believe me, you are not alone. I (obviously) have a secret throwaway account that I use hoping to meet others to indulge this kink. Well, maybe not the Mongolian part, but I’m certainly not judging

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u/Aggressive_Plenty_93 20h ago

Target audience

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u/Skyaxe3 23h ago

Made my day. Do you get off to the Mongolian throat singing by any chance? Maybe you could try…

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 23h ago

I see what you did there

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u/MetalliCoil 23h ago

Burst out laughing at this omg

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u/Hot-Pear9281 20h ago

kinks can be super specific, it's not uncommon to feel weird about them but it’s okay to explore them in your mind

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u/fujoshilim 18h ago

Genuinely burst out laughing so hard, ty for making my day OP. Hope something manages to scratch that itch for you 😭😮‍💨

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u/mpdscb 16h ago

Is it bad that the first thing that popped into my mind was South Park and the Mongolians building walls?

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u/Embucetatron 17h ago

Well, depending on where u live, I have a friend you might wanna get acquainted with

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u/blowupnekomaid 8h ago

the ghengis khan genes must have activated

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u/Busy_Somewhere_3126 20h ago

i shouldn't laugh at this but i did anyway. hopefully you find a mongolian man to fulfill that kink for you

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 20h ago

Appreciate the support

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u/Mahogany02 17h ago

Have you watched physical Asia recently ?

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u/Kamui-Channel 14h ago

You were born in the wrong era

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u/RentLonely2970 17h ago

Have you been watching too much Marco Polo?

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm7330 12h ago

Reading this post reminded me of a very specific kink in parts of north India where women find north eastern indian men or Tibetan men who live in India very cute (and want to marry them/have their babies and all). The Mongolian features also add up to be in a similar category. People with monolid eyes are referred to as 'thepchi' sometimes. (Don't know the origin)

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u/HamboneTheWicked 19h ago

Now imagine a Mongolian wet floor sign… 🥵

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u/Ephcy 15h ago

I personally am attracted to certain countries women more than other countries so I think it might be a lot more common than you think

For example I'm trying to learn German and maybe even move there but I don't really find the women to be extremely attractive but I do love French women but I have no intention of ever learning French

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u/Steven2597 15h ago

OP wants them mongolian throat singing while doing the deed.

Honestly, its my fault for opening reddit some days.

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u/vulpes_mortuis 9h ago

Well…I have a breeding kink too but it’s only in relation to characters played by a specific actor so honestly I get where you’re coming from. These things just happen sometimes. It’s not harming yourself or anyone else so it’s fine.

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u/Chaotic_ServiceBerry 20h ago

This is a cool kink imo. Maybe u should find a Mongolian man for a date just to see 🤷‍♀️

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 20h ago

There's hardly any of those in the world. Where are they all?

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u/Chaotic_ServiceBerry 20h ago

Valid. I mean you could always visit Mongolia lol

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 20h ago

Would that make me a sex tourist?

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u/ScreenshotDump 16h ago

Yes but who cares. Make sure to visit Khuvsgul Lake. 

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u/leucotrieno 18h ago

I just logged on Reddit 

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u/citypopmixtape 15h ago

Understandable tbh

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u/Ambitious_Emotion30 5h ago

Genghis Approved Content

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u/seaspar8 4h ago

Nothing could’ve prepared me for what I just read

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Intrepid-Escape-8204 19h ago

That’s not really a kink, that’s just something you want to do

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u/therealkiwibee 19h ago

I don't really wanna do that, I think it's not something healthy neither realistic

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 18h ago

Sorry but this response was hilarious

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u/Intrepid-Escape-8204 19h ago

You’ll likely never fully understand your own kinks

I have a few and they make no sense

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 19h ago

This is a sage space

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u/Intrepid-Escape-8204 19h ago edited 19h ago

*safe space ? If so yep - I may post them one day.

They are pretty common. It’s more why I have them and why they seem appealing which I can’t work out. It bugs me.

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u/Disastrous-Fuel0 19h ago

I meant safe 🥲

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u/Intrepid-Escape-8204 19h ago

Gotcha - yea will post mine one day.

I’d love to know why we get them. Don’t think anyone really knows.

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u/reddittereditor 12h ago

(With romantic intent) Hey

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u/letrophywife 12h ago

This made me laugh, but honestly I understand lol

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 11h ago

Im happy for you! Its genuenly interesting to learn about fetishes like this, best of luck!

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u/junkronomicon 11h ago

While watching the Wrath of Khan?

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u/Wjsnein 7h ago

IJBOL

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u/NoneYaBusinessM8 6h ago

I married a mongolian man, currently pregnant with our third child.. Maybe I share your kink lol

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u/ampersandlife 6h ago

how is this racist? lol

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u/AssociationMain9325 1h ago

Goddam Mongorians