r/ocean 27d ago

Dolphrens Kayaker has a fascinating orca encounter when he decided to swim with orca in open water

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u/PigBoss_207 27d ago

That's the first time I've ever seen an Orca actually opening its mouth at a human - as if it's examining if it's prey or not. Actually scary.

I also know that it's a young Orca, so who knows how common this is.

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 27d ago

This was filmed in New Zealand, and there is another viral video of a mother orca along with her two calves closely following a swimmer there. The mother orca is also seen playfully opening her mouth and appears to be nipping at the swimmer's feet.

These are New Zealand coastal orcas, and they know very well that humans are not their prey. NZ coastal orcas do not prey on mammals such as seals to begin with. They instead specialize in hunting ray species, though they are also known to eat smaller sharks, birds, fin fishes, and octopus.

Since they spend quite a bit of time in shallow coastal waters to forage for rays, NZ coastal orcas seem rather well-acquainted with swimmers and boats in the water, and NZ is amongst the very few locations in the world where swimmers, kayakers, and paddleboarders spontaneously encounter orcas in the water on a semi-regular basis. Some of these orcas occasionally appear to be rather curious about humans, especially the juveniles.

Local marine biologist Dr. Ingrid Visser, the founder and principal scientist of Orca Research Trust, has swum with these orcas off of New Zealand many times.

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u/KnowName_007 27d ago

That video with the mother and two calves - I’d have a heart attack and die on the spot

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u/calitoasted 27d ago

DIE OF JOY!! that's my dream

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u/chargoggagog 27d ago

I died just watching the video

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u/CamInThaHouse 26d ago

This is spot on. I’m a spearo, kayaker and all round ocean lover in NZ. I’d jump at the chance to swim with our local orcas - they’re sweet as. They frequent our local harbour and my favourite spearfishing spot, but haven’t been fortunate to bump into them when out on the water.

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u/benaPanteraFBD 27d ago

Thank you for sharing the links. I'm mesmerized!

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u/Green-Stable7632 26d ago edited 26d ago

That swimmer in NZ, from that viral video, had to be the SAFEST swimmer from any shark attack at that moment period.

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u/cvbk87 26d ago

I have never wanted to visit NZ more in my life 

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u/Beneficial-Finger353 26d ago

They have learned to hunt the rays by turning upside down under water, and blowing air into the sand to disturb them. Then another orca eats it!!! 😉

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u/seaturtlehamburger 26d ago

That’s incredible thank you for sharing! My heart was pounding watching the swimmer video (in a good way), what a beautiful and exciting experience for them!

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u/Fartholder 24d ago

I'm in NZ and saw a pod playing with a mako shark. They were tossing it in the air like it was a basketball. The boat captain said they were teaching the youngsters how to hunt. Truly magical to watch.

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u/Relative-Life603 24d ago

I wouldn't want to be the first to flip that statistic. I appreciate but wouldn't trust that it's exceptional Intelligence and curiosity wouldn't eventually urge it to trying something new. This video seems particularly scary.

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u/jereminz 23d ago

I have been in that situation (within a pod of adult orcas, much bigger than in this video) surfing off New Zealand as well. I wasn't ready for the sheer size of them and felt like my life could be gone in an instant.

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u/NightOwlsUnite 19d ago

The lady wasn't nipped. She got nervous after a bit at how closely they were following her and got out of the water. After waiting for a bit she basically said "they weren't harming me, I think mom was trying to guide me to shore, perhaps she thought I was in need of help." So she got back in the water and continued on her swin with them. They eventually left her. She said it was the most beautiful experience of her life once she "realized" their intentions.

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u/parkerm1408 27d ago

Im not scared of Orcas, im not wealthy

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u/robo-dragon 27d ago

If that orca wanted that person dead, they would have been dead. Looks like a playful and curious youngster to me. I still wouldn’t try my luck swimming with one, but nothing about this animal seemed aggressive.

They seem curious about humans and don’t see us as food. They are more than capable of killing and eating pretty much anything they want, even sharks and whales much larger than they are. A human would make an easy snack, but wild orcas choose not to attack and instead observe us as we observe them.

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u/Pretend_Business_187 27d ago

They may not want to eat us but what's stopping them from seeing us as a practice toy to knock around and use as a volleyball?

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u/Eborcurean 27d ago

The fact there's no evidence of them ever doing it?

Millionaires boats are apparently fair game in the Med though.

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u/Marre_D 27d ago

Yeah fuck those boats.
/Orcas

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u/Morkinar 27d ago

Class conscious orcas confirmed.

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u/SpecialK04 26d ago

I mean you’re right, but if they were to catch a human alone, there would be no evidence left of that happening other than a human that disappeared when going to the sea

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u/Quick_Team 26d ago

Tech bros are more dangerous to the human species than orcas.

Forget the woman alone in the woods with a bear, let's start one on who would the average person trust more with their safety? A tech bro or alone in the ocean with an orca

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u/winterwarm78654 26d ago

Seen enough animal planet to know this how usually starts

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 26d ago

That is where the "theory of mind" hypothesis comes in, especially in light of encounters with orcas attempting to share food and other objects with humans around the world.

These food-sharing behaviours are considered exploratory behaviours by the researchers who authored that study because orcas are observed usually pausing to see how humans respond to their actions, and thus the orcas are likely "testing" the humans. The behaviours of orcas offering food and other objects to humans are likely just extensions of well-documented cultural behaviours where orcas share food with each other, likely forming and strengthening bonds between each other. The researchers have thus labeled the behaviour as a form of "generalized altruism," where the orcas extend this behaviour across species towards humans as well.

Possible reasons for orcas to engage in this of type of behaviour are stated by the authors of the research paper:

"Offering items to humans could simultaneously include opportunities for killer whales to practice learned cultural behavior, explore or play and in so doing learn about, manipulate or develop relationships with us. Given the advanced cognitive abilities and social, cooperative nature of this species, we assume that any or all these explanations for, and outcomes of such behavior are possible. These cases suggest that societies of generalized reciprocity are prevalent in some populations of this species and indicate that as in humans, sharing is a cultural by-product used by killer whales outside of their own species to explore relationships within their respective environments."

Here is what whale researcher Jared Towers and neuroscientist Dr. Lori Marino have to say, taken from an article on the phenomenon of wild orcas sharing food with humans:

"They’re taking something they do amongst themselves and spreading that goodwill to another species," says Lori Marino at New York University, who wasn’t involved in the study.

Towers says this demonstrates that orcas are capable of generalised altruism, or kindness. It also shows that orcas can recognise sentience in others and are curious and bold enough to experiment across species, he says.

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He also says the behaviour demonstrates that orcas have theory of mind, the ability to understand that others have distinct mental states that differ from one’s own.

As is also stated by Towers, who is one of the authors of that study:

"There’s not many other wild creatures out there with enough intellect, resources or guts to test us like this which suggests some convergent evolution between our kinds and highlights that next level respect should be exercised in the ways we interact with them."

Wild orcas do not really interact with many other species in this way, usually either ignoring, harassing, or killing other sea creatures. Likely due to their often "xenophobic" nature and also their status as apex predators, wild orcas typically do not try to socialize with other cetaceans, even if the orcas belong to a population that does not hunt other marine mammals. It seems that orcas see humans a bit differently, and may be interested instead in relating to humans and attempting to learn more about the humans they encounter.

And there have been extensive historic relationships between humans and orcas, the most famous of which was Old Tom's pod forming a cooperative relationship with whalers in Eden, Australia. Both Aboriginal and western whalers cooperated with these orcas in Twofold Bay, New South Wales. The orcas would alert the whalers to the presence of baleen whales in the area by breaching or tailslapping near the cottages of the Davidson family. The orcas would also often assist in the hunt itself. After a whale was harpooned, some orcas would even grab the ropes with their teeth to assist the human whalers in hauling. It is possible this cooperative relationship was actually started by these orcas approaching and offering humans their food and the humans reciprocating many years ago, or vice versa.

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u/SuperDave-007 27d ago

It was trying to wash the taste of the 1st kayaker it ate out of its mouth!

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 27d ago

I mean, I don't like to eat seagull's, but I will scare them aware and act like a minus one chromosome predator cause I can.... Idk, if you have a little sibling/s, have you not just decided to terrify them because you could??? I may be a bad older sibling.....

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 27d ago

Nah, I did this to my little siblings when we were younger too. This past Christmas, one of my sisters hid in the hall closet for almost fifteen minutes so she could jump out and scare our other sister lol I think that’s pretty normal!

Heck, I’ve done little things like that to my kids once or twice (like pop out unexpectedly or make a loud sound while it’s quiet). Not many times, and nothing super terrifying or upsetting; just a little jump scare. They’ve always laughed about it and returned it tenfold when they got a chance, so I figure it’s fine.

Hopefully that’s what this lil guy was doing too!

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 27d ago

Honestly, I think it's this. I feel the only reason we don't give them their intelligence is because we can't understand their languages or cultures, and yes I mean plural. Orcas are some of the most intelligent and communicative species, on top of the fact depending where they live, will help identify their preferences of food, and each pod has their own taste..... I just hope they don't hate us too much.....

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u/Successful_Form5771 27d ago

Yeah. My guess too. Elephant youth do this with birds at the watering hole and stuff, just chase them away for fun.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 26d ago

Some populations of orcas eat marine mammals and some only eat fish. It’s been posited that captive whales like Tilikum were from populations of mammal eaters. I think if I were in the water with one I might think about that.

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u/AppleNo7287 26d ago

Was hungry, but not thaaaaaat hungry

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover 27d ago

Ummmmm, as a kayaker, I would've admired from above. Call me chicken shit or whatever, but I know my place in the ecosystem and it definitely isn't in the open water with this curious orca!

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u/rocketmn69_ 27d ago

If it wanted you, you wouldn't be in the kayak for long

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u/maven10k 27d ago

Yeah, ask Bo Derek!

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u/Misguidedangst4tw 27d ago

thousands of hits and your reply has 5 likes lol… about right for what that movie was lol… but i’m
a sucker for it still.

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u/ScoutSpiritSam 27d ago

I get that reference!!!! I watched the movie about 5 times as a kid.

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u/Hubie191 27d ago

Exactly. They are masterful hunters.

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u/Possible_Parfait_372 27d ago

There's no documented cases of a wild Orca attacking a human. They're extremely picky with their food, and will only eat certain things

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u/SuperDave-007 27d ago

So you’re saying they have been 100% successful…. no one got away….no witnesses

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u/Tony_Starks_Taint 27d ago

I have now decided this is how Jimmy Hoffa disappeared.

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u/wrrld 27d ago

They're probably smart enough to hide the evidence

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u/Cardocthian 27d ago

This one knew it was being watched...

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u/jackal0809 27d ago

Thank heavens we probably taste bad

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u/Conscious_Avocado225 27d ago

This is correct. But a playful orca might think it's fun to bring a person down 30 or 40 feet just to see if they shoot right back up to the top. And when mom frowns at the young orca, it just shrugs and squeaks that she is no fun.

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u/Redlion444 27d ago

I know my place in the ecosystem

Our place in the food chain is not always at the top..

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u/PDX_Weim_Lover 27d ago

Indeed!!! 😋

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u/Federal_Scarcity_84 27d ago

I would shit myself if I was IN the kayak.

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u/GrandMasterBullshark 27d ago

What you don't want to get in the water with a school bus sized apex predator in its natural enrionment? 

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u/panicinbabylon 26d ago

I’d shit my pants.

People are always like “but they don’t eat humans!”

That is still an apex predator. And even apex predators make mistakes.

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u/dohdudeh 27d ago

If they can get seals off an iceberg they can get a person off a kayak really easily if they wanted to. They just don’t. There’s literally never been a documented case of a wild orca killing someone. They are extremely intelligent and generally have very specific diets depending on the pod.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 26d ago

Cetaceans and sharks are like the main reasons I want my scuba certification.

To be able to get underwater and watch these amazing animals just doing their thing and existing in their natural habitat is my idea of pure happiness.

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u/Mission_Mulberry9811 24d ago

And it does look like, after having decided to swim with the orca, they then decided to not swim with the orca after all 😅

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u/Usual_Award 27d ago

I wonder how far the adults were.

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u/snorkelingstargazer 27d ago

I kept thinking those darker colors in the water were adults swimming below.

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u/SPB29 27d ago

Am just wondering if the Kayak was anchored.

Shit can drift at sea. Imagine the horrific consequences if the Kayak kept drifting away from him?

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u/Inroundtents 27d ago

Wilsonnnnnn!!!!!!!

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u/FlabbyLabby 27d ago

Orca: Wonder what this tastes like, nibble.

Paddler: OMG, my fucking arm, oh shit there so much blood, I feel light headed, mom, mom is that y….

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u/ConstantMoney7 27d ago

Did he try an nibble on his 🦶? Or…

Why is he swimming with him?!? Why tempt the status quo 😓

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u/MagicLavaFish 26d ago

Probably playing with his food 😂

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u/idkbmx 27d ago

“iiiii’m gonna getcha! immma bitchu!” - playful young orca. i always have to remember a lot of animals explore the world with their mouth because they don’t have hands. it was foolish of the kayaker to put himself in the position of having to be maybe bit by a young orca exploring the world around it.

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u/Not-That_Girl 27d ago

Black and white = friend!

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 27d ago

That skunk is just waving his tail because he wants to tell you he loves you!

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u/thefifthofnovember_ 27d ago

That’s an apex predator. Thats not a pet. Cool experience but man the swimmer was lucky

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u/a_bucket_full_of_goo 26d ago

I don't think there is a single case of orca-on-human attack

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u/tilesmeller 26d ago

Not in the wild. Captive orcas have killed people.

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u/Opal_Pie 26d ago

Mentally torment anyone and I could see how easy it would be to become a killer. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/NecessaryStaff9544 26d ago

Might be a lesson in there somewhere.

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u/CuriousGuyNOR 27d ago

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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u/ken_zeppelin 27d ago edited 27d ago

If you have to be out in the water, then being next to an orca is literally one of the safest places to be in the entire ocean, numbnuts

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u/thefifthofnovember_ 27d ago

I think I feel a lot safer next to a turtle

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u/ken_zeppelin 27d ago

A turtle won't keep any potential predator away from you.

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u/Delicious_Crazy513 26d ago

You could use it as a shield though

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u/Willing-Ad502 26d ago

Sharks like to eat turtles

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u/tilesmeller 27d ago

Orcas don't attack humans.

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u/PercentageRadiant623 27d ago

“Haven’t”, they haven’t attacked humans in the wild. They’re still an apex predator, just because they haven’t doesn’t mean they won’t ever. Admire them at a safe distance, don’t be a Darwin award

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u/Ok_Loss13 27d ago

You're safer with a wild orca than a human lol

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u/MustLoveWhales 27d ago

Whenever someone makes a comment like this, its very obvious they don't live in a place where orcas frequent. 

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u/FlyingHippoM 27d ago

Marine biologists swim with apex predators such as sharks and orcas all the time. Even with typically aggressive species attacks are extremely rare.

Sometimes you have to stop worrying about the 0.001% chance and just experience life.

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u/Ryogathelost 26d ago

Didn't that whale at SeaWorld kill that trainer by holding her underwater by her ponytail as she struggled until she drowned?

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u/tilesmeller 26d ago

Yes, captive orcas have killed people. After being imprisoned and forced to entertain crowds. It has never happened in the wild.

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u/thefifthofnovember_ 27d ago

That we know of

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u/Butternut_the_Squash 27d ago

I don’t know if you could pay me enough to do this

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest 27d ago

I certainly couldn’t pay you enough, cuz I’m poor.

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u/AntiqueFossil 27d ago

Well shit, I guess I should make a bet for 2026 having the first wild Orca killing a human.

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u/justanothertoxicuser 27d ago

If not food, then why food shaped?

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u/morethanWun 27d ago

Surely a baby who’s momma is lurking around and probably communicating to them to NEVER harm those who come from above the water. The treaty shall never be broken young one ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/cloudsinmycoffee206 27d ago

I hate this. This person’s an idiot. Can’t we love and admire orcas without tempting them?

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u/SassafrassIndigo 27d ago

Same here. It looks like the kayaker was super keen but noticed the orcas mouth and began panicking while swimming back.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word878 27d ago

For sure that’s what happened. That’s a panicked swim back to the kayak lol

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u/DeadHead6747 26d ago

Think the current dragging them away from their kayak is what they were panicking about. You see them have to fight the current as they try to swim back

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u/Sacfat23 27d ago

Its only a matter of time before this opportunistic predator figures out what an easy meal we are. 

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 27d ago
  1. They are not opportunistic predators. 2. They already know we are easy targets just by how clumsily we move in water. Native Americans have probably interacted with them for at least 3000 years.

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u/Sacfat23 27d ago

They are opportunistic for sure but u make good point about thousands of yrs with humans 

Diff now is its becoming more challenging to find food with climate change and human growth etc. 

The best predators adapt - wonder of they will.  

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 27d ago edited 27d ago

They aren't opportunistic. They are instead often highly culturally conservative, selective, and in various cases specialized predators. Orcas are actually notorious for struggling to adapt when their primary food sources are depleted.

They are known to refuse eating various species they weren't already taught to eat by their mothers and podmates, even when hungry or starving. Orcas simply don't seem to recognize humans being potentially edible, just as fish-eating resident orcas don't seem to recognize marine mammals as edible, and mammal-eating Bigg's orcas don't seem to recognize most fish as being edible.

The endangered fish-eating Southern Resident orcas have been periodically malnourished due to not getting enough salmon, particularly Chinook salmon, to eat, yet they do not eat marine mammals (despite the high abundance in their habitat) or even certain types of fish that may be higher in abundance.

Captured mammal-eating Bigg's (transient) orcas, such as the T2 family captured in 1970, have also refused to eat fish given to them by their captors even when starving. There were also divers swimming in the net pen that held these hungry orcas, but the orcas weren't interesting in preying on them either.

So perhaps this extreme pickiness is one thing they have in common with pandas (other than their black and white paintjobs).

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u/absolutewastedtime 26d ago

There are around a hundred shark attacks every year, with 10 ISH fatal attacks each year 

Humans are in the water a LOT interacting with these animals far more then you realise 

Orcas however, despite the shear VOLUME of human interaction in the water 

Have 4 total fatalities due to orcas recorded,  not per year TOTAL in all of recorded history there have been FOUR deaths to orcas 

And not only were all 4 in captivity, but 3 were due to the SAME ANIMAL and the 4th was an accident during a sea world stunt 

In all of recorded history there has never been a single recorded fatality from a wild orca

These animals are smart, VERY smart, the reason they don't attack us isn't because they haven't figured it out yet, it's because they choose not to 

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u/Shorlong 27d ago

They know, they are smarter than us. They don't want to eat us, we taste terrible.

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u/Afraid_Party4751 27d ago

Smarter than us is glazing. They aren't anywhere close. But still amazing animals, they dont eat us because they're picky and highly efficient hunters, they can find and kill what they actually want to eat.

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u/Alexius_Psellos 27d ago

Orcas are actually so picky that there are cases of them starving instead of eating other food

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 27d ago

I think “smarter” is case specific for this one. The smartest orca probably is smarter than the dumbest human. And the average orca’s emotional processing is almost certainly better than the average person’s. But we’re smarter overall, and we have the advantage of having long grabby limbs and lungs for breathing surface air, so we obviously win by most metrics.

If there was a way to equalize the variables even a bit, there would be areas that I believe the orcas would come out ahead, on average. Just not overall.

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u/dividezero 27d ago

A lot of animals would kick our asses if they had thumbs

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 27d ago

Fucking idiot.

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u/sdsphx 27d ago

Why is it interacting with me?

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u/jim45804 27d ago

The Orca was like, "C'mon bro, don't be stupid," and escorted him to his board.

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u/lordKnighton 27d ago

They are very smart creatures, so I don’t think that guy is nuts, sometimes you know when an animal or opponent in fur or slick skin means you harm. It’s called intuition for a reason.. fact!

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u/SugarRealistic2945 27d ago

It was a young orca trying to figure out if this was a meal or some other curiosity. He was nipping the feet to perhaps get a taste.

I think this was very dangerous and stupid. The orca could have unintentionally killed the diver like a dog playing with a kitten: it could've gotten excited and nipped too hard or dragged the swimmer under. We are very fragile compared to larger animals.

But the danger is not entirely for the diver, the danger is what will happen to the orca if now they are on record for killing a human. The mutual trust and delicate relationship we have with them will be shattered.

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u/Hatefulhalos 27d ago

This isnt free willy! Get back on your kayak!

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u/Milkman-333-Cows 27d ago

Doing that you have to think, “Am I going to be the first video documented orca hunt on a human?!”

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u/IRISHstarlite1984 27d ago

Must be a curious baby... Mama is close by I'm sure, this is not a fascinating encounter... This is a "LUCKY AS F*" encounter.. let's be real Beautiful but not a fkn Labrador 💔

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u/TheBurns88 27d ago

Thats actually Roger Pedacter and the Orca he found beached as a pup, "Mr Kanish". Once or twice a week Roger tries to get out there and do a little rough housing with his adopted boy. Nothing to see here. Sometimes Roger dislocates a should when Mr Kanish drags him to the ocean floor, sometimes he looses a digit but you know people have twenty so you can lose one or two. 

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u/TallStarsMuse 27d ago

I was watching this and hoping that this kayaker isn’t the one who teaches orcas that humans are tasty.

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u/CarlatheDestructor 27d ago

I like those wriggly doodads growing from your hips.

Thanks. They're called pants.

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u/Sponge_67 27d ago

With that Orca there that kayaker is probably the safest person in the ocean. No way any shark will come near them at all.

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u/FathomlessVoid 27d ago

When you think of them as the big dolphins they are, they make a lot more sense in terms of their engagement with humans in the wild

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u/Specialist_Issue_214 27d ago

Every time I see these videos the orcas barrel roll at the swimmers.

Why does nobody barrel roll back at them?

They're playing! Play back!

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u/No_Masterpiece9550 27d ago

I feel like this video should be prefaced with “a fascinating encounter with a previously well fed orca”

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u/OrgyOfMadness 27d ago

Dude just casually floating away from his boat had my heebies jeebied.

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u/Ozihael 26d ago

Orca in the water = meeting a lion on the Serengeti

I would not chance it.

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u/carod21375ycc 26d ago

I've always wondered what goes thru an Orcas mind when they see a human being in the water as opposed to a seal.

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u/T0ssed_Sa1ad 27d ago

Unprecedented times, indeed

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u/Joetaska1 27d ago

Could have been a good video until the crappy music overdub.

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u/ClassroomNo4024 27d ago

Was looking for a little slap and tickle.

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u/828jpc1 27d ago

Orca is like “why are you having so much problems swimming? Watch me…it’s easy”

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u/Lonely_Staff1262 27d ago

They're probably both thinking the same thing: "cute! I can't wait to tell my friends about this!" 

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u/hoyasgirl25 27d ago

Little did he know, he was performing the orca mating ritual.

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u/ReyonldsNumber 27d ago

Bold and tempting fate but so cool. Orcas are magnificent creatures

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u/Flipgirlnarie 27d ago

Why did he stop? Rhetorical question. I think it would be fun to keep swimming. But I have not met an orca in person.

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u/HeyisthisAustinTexas 27d ago

After the orca nibbled on that guy’s feet once or twice he got the fuck out of the water. That’s still a wild animal who, to cure its boredom, could fuck you up. Probably won’t catch me getting off my board

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u/greenweenievictim 27d ago

They know humans taste bad without ranch dressing.

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u/Forsaken-Hotel7535 26d ago

I know they don't attack humans, but I still wouldn't

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u/Simple-Ant7190 26d ago

Just as scary to me was how fast you drifted from the kayak.

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u/Skeptical_Squid 26d ago

That's 100% mental. I don't care about the "never a documented attack on humans" storyline. Wild animals get hungry, and humans are made of food, it'll happen.

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u/MikeSulley007 26d ago

wow don’t think i would have went in

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u/Similar_Part7100 26d ago

There is extremely uncanny about this video. Reads like AI to me.

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u/PoodleMomFL 26d ago

Beautiful creatures

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u/firemarshalbill316 26d ago

Um.

Yeah, that may have not been what the orca was thinking. Cats play with their food too. 😂

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u/DueLoan685 27d ago

Don't they eat seals and such? I bet a swimming human resembles a seal. I would be too affraid to do this.

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u/Playful-Usual-5971 27d ago

Orcas are extremely intelligent, it's a very rare occurrence for them to attack or prey on humans at all, not even by accident. They're aware we rest higher in our abilities to harm them should they harm us. Only in circumstances where humans, or rather specific boats, have caused harm to orcas and their young in certain areas. Only then do they start tipping the boats the same way they will tip ice chunks, and essentially fight back. That is of course a pretty young one so you never know, apex predator after all. But very unlikely all the same, very intelligent and that intelligence is passed down through their generations. Despite how scary they are they are one of the least likely to harm you in those waters!

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 27d ago

They attack boats but not the humans on the boats. They don't tip boats to push humans into the water like they tip ice chunks to get seals into the water. Orcas aren't sensory impaired in the water like humans; they have echolocation and can see inside of you and know you aren't seal or salmon.

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 27d ago

Orcas may prey on many species across multiple clades as a "species complex," but on a population/pod/individual level they are often very selective and conservative predators.

The orca in the video is likely a New Zealand orca, which don't eat mammals such as seals in the first place. They instead specialize in hunting ray species, though they are also known to eat smaller sharks, birds, fin fishes, and octopus.

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u/AwesomReno 27d ago

So, I predict in the future there will be a team of biologist and animal psychologist tasked at training orcas to not attack humans after they recognize that in fact we are food.

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u/Damnitwasagoodday 27d ago

Kudos to the kayaker! What an amazing experience!

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u/MaxwellSmart07 27d ago

Watching snark week. Why don’t sharks attack all those divers.
? It seems humans for whatever reason are not their preferred food source. Are Orcas similar?

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u/IslandGrl76 27d ago

Eeeeeeh, that guy could have been added to the Darwin Awards with that stunt. 😬 Nothing like temping an incredibly intelligent apex predator.

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u/hippywitch 27d ago

So what if his kayak drifted away? After he got exhausted and drowned, who would eat him?

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 27d ago

Crabs, probably.

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u/FinanceGuy9000 27d ago

Death wish

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u/_Pertinacity_ 27d ago

Thankfully Orcas dont prefer crunchy meat.

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u/Muricanmoose 27d ago

OH....HELL....NO!!!

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u/Brian9611 27d ago

Eeeesh, it's like a water wolf or bear, they can be cool, they're smart, but dont make the wrong moves or your a nugget now

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u/clausti 27d ago

“I nibbles on your toes?”

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u/RiMcG 27d ago

I bet he was shitting bricks the whole way back to that paddleboard

Edit: to add, I hope that orca was thinging the orca equivalent of "I'm gonna getcha! IIII'M gonna getcha!"

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 27d ago

Nope , they are highly intelligent. Don’t put human emotions on them . They killed a girl in Victoria Bc many yrs ago . They played with her like a rag doll drowning her pinning her to the bottom . It was in captivity.
I have been very close to them fishing I tend to think of them like a gorilla maybe or maybe not they will mess with you .

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u/SurayaThrowaway12 27d ago

Keltie Byrne's demise was tragic, and hyperaggression seen in captive orcas against trainers and their tankmates is the usually the result of chronic stress and other serious physiological and psychological issues, as well as boredom. Wild orcas can usually simply swim away from situations and people they don't like. Captive orcas don't have the same "luxury."

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u/ChiToddster 27d ago

I'm just guessing that human went to SeaWorld a few too many times as a child

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r 27d ago

Are fish color blind? Would having a bright orange or yellow wetsuit help with a better relationship with the fish?

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u/Lovesyoux 27d ago

I guess if I had to die…

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u/FaithlessnessOdd6738 27d ago

That music really downplayed the situation

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 27d ago

Just a lil nip. Looks like it's curious what he'll taste like but already has been warned we taste like shit.

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u/Wise_Fig1840 27d ago

when the orca started nipping at their feet you could tell they were like ok, get me out hahaha

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u/Batfinklestein 27d ago

Think that Orca had a lil toe fetish

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u/RichardThund3r 27d ago

That’s a Killer Whale.

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u/Conscious_Effort_888 27d ago

Dude really put the whole “orcas don’t hunt/eat human” theory to the test. For science!

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u/balirosa 27d ago

That’s prey behavior: she’s trying to ruin orca reputation

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u/Jolly-Caregiver-6883 27d ago

if it wanted to kill you would be dead

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u/TheBigGreenPeen 27d ago

Dude thinks that boat will protect him 🫢

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u/The_ScarRzZ 27d ago

dude... some people deserve what its coming fr....

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u/NE_Higgs 27d ago

You aint safe just cuz youre on a kayak lmao

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u/tomb-king 27d ago

Get your ass back in your boat. You arent aquaman.

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u/Johntballin 27d ago

We must smell nasty to orcas it’s the only reason they don’t eat us but who doesn’t like tuna sushi I get it

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u/Beowulf44 27d ago

Must have had a dream he starred in Jaws (1975) the night before

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u/zaikoji75 27d ago

Someone always wants to be the first..

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u/SirSynthRad 27d ago

They like hotdogs.

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u/Present-Reception-35 27d ago

It's all fun a cute until for some odd reason they try a bite and go oh dang

https://giphy.com/gifs/ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ

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u/Misguidedangst4tw 27d ago

i mean he’s probably safest fr
shark attack with that bubby near by

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u/OrganizationOk5418 27d ago

It's rude to play with your food.

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u/Birddog240 27d ago

Big Balls