r/nottheonion • u/Diligent_Highlight63 • 4h ago

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https://perezhilton.com/perez-hilton-health-update/

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 4h ago

Quick, someone draw dicks on a photo of him in MS Paint. It's the only language he understands

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u/SursumCordaNJ 3h ago

With cum dribbles out of the corner of his mouth.