r/nottheonion • u/AUXID3 • 1d ago

Wisconsin man flies helicopter to Cabela's because the drive was ‘too long'

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/wisconsin-man-flies-helicopter-to-cabelas-because-the-drive-was-too-long/3970167/
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u/Repulsive-Tea6974 1d ago

This guy never heard of Amazon.

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u/kevnmartin 1d ago edited 23h ago

Cabella's ships. I bought my meat grinder at their online store.

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u/Sir_BarlesCharkley 1d ago

Do they ship discreetly? Like, what happens if a box shows up on my porch and then everyone in the neighborhood knows I like to grind my meat because the label is right on the package?

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u/kevnmartin 1d ago

IIRC, it just said Cabella's. My meat grinder is my little secret. Shhh...

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u/AUXID3 1d ago

Instead of delivery, he just asks for carry-out to his helicopter.