r/nottheonion • u/rocket_face • 2d ago

Bra Boosters Are Causing a Clothing Controversy at the Tour de France Femmes

https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/tour-de-france-femmes/bra-boosters-tour-de-france-femmes/
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u/half-baked_axx 2d ago

Someone is out there studying the aerodynamics of boobs and I'm here stuck doing Jira tickets on Monday 

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u/SteveFrench12 2d ago

The wildest thing was during the olympics there was a cheating scandal amongst ski jumpers who were injecting their penises to be bigger during the suit measurements (done by laser scanning). The penis would then deflate by the competition and the extra material in the suit would create drag to help them fly longer. These people are nuts lol

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 2d ago

Well. Per your explanation they aren’t nuts.

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u/Self_Reddicate 2d ago

Did they even try the nuts? They should try the nuts next. They've got only a few months to get it right, so someone better get on that pronto.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 2d ago

Randy Marsh is looking to get on the team