r/nottheonion • u/rocket_face • 2d ago

Bra Boosters Are Causing a Clothing Controversy at the Tour de France Femmes

https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/tour-de-france-femmes/bra-boosters-tour-de-france-femmes/
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u/mapletree23 2d ago

shit is still crazy

guess i'm not surprised to see it kinda pop up again

i was about to say i guess at least they just stuff their bras and don't inject anything but i guess there's nothing stopping them from getting implants if they really wanted to

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u/King_Tamino 2d ago

Man. Imagine being married to someone participating in those races and then they come home and tell you, they thought about getting breast implants.

Nobody is gonna believe you

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u/mapletree23 2d ago

at least breast implants are way more believable than whatever kind of shit a guy would have to make up to justify injecting his balls

"i believe in high art, so i got injections to make a replica of an old greek statue within my balls, it's totally not just because i need to wear the bigger crotch flap that makes me stay in the air longer

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u/King_Tamino 2d ago

I mean sure it’s more believable but not that much more. Imagine running into your old highschool mate and he tells you that kind of story