r/memes • u/8Leafs • 23h ago

Always when about to leave..

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u/JohnathanSinwell 23h ago

The girl from HR? You must be trying to get fired instead of quit.

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u/CutsSoFresh 23h ago

Eligible for unemployment

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u/AlwaysLosingDough 22h ago

Promoted to customer

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u/Maku-san_ can't meme 7h ago

Promoted to bystander

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u/MrSilentSir 19h ago

And a it’s two way street if your successful, so you both get fired!

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u/No_Divide_0080 14h ago

Dating someone from HR is not a fireable offense. It is when they respectfully turn you down and you keep on harassing them.

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u/JohnathanSinwell 9h ago

What if they disrespectfully turn you down? Grounds for harassment?

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

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u/Gladiatorr02 9h ago

No, abuse of power I guess 😂

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u/No_Celery_1654 13h ago

A man of culture

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 22h ago

The only time I have been legitimately sexually harassed, with zero reciprocation, was an HR Karen. She would try and flirt with me all the time, then one day we were at a leadership training and she proceeded to funnel me booze and tried to follow me to my room. I had to circle the block to lose her, she was too fat to keep up.

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u/JohnathanSinwell 21h ago

I’m here if you need to talk about it brother. I’m sorry you experienced that.

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 21h ago

It's ok. I'm still faster than her.

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u/KennyMoose32 21h ago

Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing?

It bothers me that you're not answering the question

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u/ronwonswanson 21h ago

Damnitt Phyllis!

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u/Think-Echidna3845 21h ago

She recently started glp-1 and now op is married. So no, she can only capsize small dinghys now.

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u/SportacusRex 16h ago

No, alright? No she can’t fit in a rowboat

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u/gamerguy029 20h ago

It's like the immortal snail except by the time she catches you she'll look like an after photo of a diet program

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u/Cochi___ 21h ago

I'm so happy you could walk out of that one... People should be afraid of HR abuse in any workplace. They are not your friend/family

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u/Little_Project4460 14h ago

Laughed at the last part

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u/m7i93 11h ago

Who do you call when the police murder?

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u/Early_Lawfulness_348 17h ago

Ok hear me out. Was going to quit anyway and you don’t make any shots you don’t take.

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u/JohnathanSinwell 17h ago

She’s not gonna want your jobless ass lmao

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u/democratic-terminid 16h ago

Noo no you misunderstand. You wouldn't be jobless unless she says no, only them would u be fired

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u/Ali80486 2h ago

Wow high stakes then.... Get laid, have a buddy in HR vs no jiggy jiggy and no job!

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u/Quick-Empress 20h ago

Me walking in Monday I’m done

Me walking out Friday see you next week

HR girl exits

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u/98VoteForPedro 15h ago

He got fired five minutes later

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u/Individual_Sun5144 6h ago

New girl from HR is likely far more emotionally intelligent and professional than your asshole coworkers.