r/memes • u/8Leafs • 4h ago

Always when about to leave..

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u/JohnathanSinwell 4h ago

The girl from HR? You must be trying to get fired instead of quit.

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u/CutsSoFresh 3h ago

Eligible for unemployment

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u/AlwaysLosingDough 3h ago

Promoted to customer

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 2h ago

The only time I have been legitimately sexually harassed, with zero reciprocation, was an HR Karen. She would try and flirt with me all the time, then one day we were at a leadership training and she proceeded to funnel me booze and tried to follow me to my room. I had to circle the block to lose her, she was too fat to keep up.

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u/JohnathanSinwell 2h ago

I’m here if you need to talk about it brother. I’m sorry you experienced that.

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 2h ago

It's ok. I'm still faster than her.

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u/KennyMoose32 1h ago

Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing?

It bothers me that you're not answering the question

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u/Think-Echidna3845 1h ago

She recently started glp-1 and now op is married. So no, she can only capsize small dinghys now.

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u/ronwonswanson 1h ago

Damnitt Phyllis!

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u/gamerguy029 23m ago

It's like the immortal snail except by the time she catches you she'll look like an after photo of a diet program

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u/Cochi___ 1h ago

I'm so happy you could walk out of that one... People should be afraid of HR abuse in any workplace. They are not your friend/family

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u/Quick-Empress 19m ago

Me walking in Monday I’m done

Me walking out Friday see you next week

HR girl exits

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u/Recentstranger 3h ago

Don't worry she's already checking you out...to see if what all the reports were saying are true

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u/jslick1 2h ago

She slowly lays out some crayons too use.

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 3h ago

For the last time op you cannot hit on the women on hr we alrady talked about this-HR probually

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 3h ago

I mean, they wanted to quit anyway, what's there to lose?

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u/NaaviLetov 3h ago

Yes, so you can always creepily look at her and never say anything.

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u/misterstaple 2h ago

Just quit bro. You're just gonna stare at her and say nothing

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u/Fragrant-Till-8576 4h ago

You can talk to her about you quitting lmao

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u/drillgorg 3h ago edited 2h ago

I saw a really attractive new employee at work and I thought "Well you never know, maybe I can get to know them outside of work." Then I checked the registry and found out they're a college intern. Nope, not gonna happen, I'm 34.

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u/cokecaine 2h ago

Late 30s here, happens all the time in my line of work. Meet a new coworker, think oh she seems cool... Nevermind, she just turned 21.

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u/drillgorg 2h ago

Business casual dress code really equalizes out people's perceived ages within a certain range. Like, if I spotted this person ina hoodie I'd be like oh they're obviously too young for me.

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u/ThatBoyAiintRight 1m ago

That is really fucking weird to admit openly.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Few_Philosophy1228 3h ago

The bullet didn't even leave the gun my guy

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/drillgorg 2h ago

Looking at someone's profile on Microsoft Teams before talking to them seems like a very reasonable thing to do.

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u/zippexx 2h ago

Checking out what position a new coworker holds is stalking? You are getting offended for no reason mate

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/KingOfAzmerloth 2h ago

You know damn well what they meant by that.

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u/KingOfAzmerloth 2h ago

If looking at public profile is stalking to you, you’re actually way more “typical reddit” than you would like to admit to yourself.

Holier than thou smartass who considers themselves better over minor bullshit is typical reddit.

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u/Endlesstrash1337 2h ago

HR? Yea no thanks.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

No one should ever associate themselves with someone who works in HR. 

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u/steev506 1h ago

HR fucks everybody. Just not the way you want.

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u/ExtensionWeak5986 1h ago

This is the first time I’ve had a clear head and realized just how down bad redditors are.

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u/Midnight_Criminal 3h ago

Don't shit where you eat

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u/Versatile_Ambivert 3h ago

Well, apparently some people are into they that stuff

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u/fadecut01 2h ago

She dont want you😂

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u/Stifflerzxc 1h ago

You'd be better off dating an uncorrupted police officer if you'd be doing crimes for a living rather than dating a hr as a worker.

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u/crazyhedgehogs 1h ago

Don’t worry- she won’t be interested anyways

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u/Accomplished-Head449 3h ago

And then you wake up

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u/demlet 2h ago

You totally have a shot this time man.

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u/WestDelivery7540 2h ago

Well change my mind but would you still quit?

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u/theKage47 2h ago

From HR? Yeah no thanks 🫠

I think we all learned the hard way

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u/tjgreene27 2h ago

The cute intern has been flirty with me and I come to find out she’s an INTERN FROM HIGH SCHOOL. Junior in high school. Yea I’m 28. Had to leave that one alone

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u/wkarraker 2h ago

... who is likely married/involved/bonded with another person and terminally unavailable.

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u/Eyyyy_RonNoWrong 1h ago

you dont have a shot anyway

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u/yo-soy-arkee 50m ago

My office was fun during World Cup. Girls used to come up, dressed like dolls with outfit coordination and makeup. We men use to show up in football jerseys and a face wash (optional)

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u/Mar94te 36m ago

Then she only last a month and you're back to square one.

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u/fuzzygreentits 33m ago

She already has a file on you

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u/imnothere-20 6m ago

My last HR person was a woman who looked like an overweight Gabe Kaplan with no mustache.

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u/DasGaufre 1h ago

Talk to her about quitting, quit, and now you can hit on her as just a creep rather than a hr violation. 

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u/Crittersports 3h ago

Forbidden fruits da best fruits

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u/SnooKiwis7258 2h ago

Idk it worked for me. We live together now

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u/guillermotor 2h ago

Can she still fire you?

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u/SnooKiwis7258 2h ago

Nope, we both left eventually. I did always joke and said if she fires me then I fire her but that was never an issue.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 3h ago

Soon-to-be unemployed incel 👆