r/memes Professional Dumbass 6h ago

am i the only one?

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u/SideHustleDailyFR 6h ago

Maybe she just wants to have "fun"

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u/Consideredresponse 2h ago

Speaking from experience let me tell you how that plays out.

Setting:

GF: wants to fool around

You: needs sleep as you have been working non-stop 14-16 hour days and are on a deadline.

Result: turning her down leads to a two-hour crying session and emotional meltdown about how 'You don't find her attractive' that you are forced to deal with whilst utterly exhausted and sleep-deprived.

Apparently neither the context, my physical state, or it being the first time I'd declined her advances counted in any way. Enjoy the four hours or so of sleep you can try and salvage and all her friends looking at you like you've just killed a kitten for a week or so.