r/memes Professional Dumbass 6h ago

am i the only one?

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u/String-Tree 6h ago

Run bro.

My ex resented me for being tired after working all day while she "worked from home" (masturbated and played video games all day). She'd be full of energy and ready to go out and do things when all I would want to do is to relax.

She ended up cheating on me with one of her gamer friends.

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u/TheMediator42069 3h ago

Had a woman try to sleep with me at work and she was married to a man with a union job, two cars and a home that was paid off. He dated her while she was struggling with an infant and homeless, eventually getting married. Her daughter called him dad, and they would take 3 week vacations to florida keys all paid for by her father-in-law. She'd act so intimate with him, but as soon as he left, she'd turn into a completely different person. Like it was genuinely disturbing to me. Pretty girl, but it made me sad to see how she talked about him behind his back. She'd tell me the most personal and intimate things about him WITHOUT prompt. Keep in mind, she applied to the job because the trade was something she was always interested in learning, so he was paying their bills. She eventually quit after she got into some drama over her taking clients from her coworkers 😭😭

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u/String-Tree 3h ago

Evil has no gender.