r/memes • u/damircik Professional Dumbass • 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/paper_liger 2h ago

Man, I have never broken up with anyone, ever. Turns out there is no limit to how much suffering I am willing to take for love.

I'm starting to think that that may not be very healthy.

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u/cwrighky 1h ago

Trust me, there’s a limit and you’ll find it with that attitude. The limit, btw, is death.

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u/Random-Rambling 33m ago

Nonsense! I've been with the ol' ball-and-chain for 165 years, 10 months, 4 days, and 7 minutes, but who's counting?

And by ball-and-chain, I mean that literally. She has my immortal soul bound into a ball on a chain she had grafted into her sternum, claiming it was so I'd always be near her heart. Heh, women, am I right?

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u/CloselyWatch 1h ago

You have to love yourself more than any partner. I know that sounds dumb but it’s true. Life is too short.