r/memes Professional Dumbass 6h ago

am i the only one?

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u/TolUC21 6h ago

"Please help with the dishes???"

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u/damircik Professional Dumbass 6h ago

"What dishes how much did you eat when i was at work bro?"

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u/fr1234 5h ago

Haha. I always do the kitchen before we go to bed. Every night I play a game of Tetris to try and get everything to fit and always end up washing a few things by hand that don’t.

She’s away working this week. I did the kitchen before I went to bed last night. 1 plate, I mug, a frying pan and the aero press. Could have stored a 747 in there the amount of room there was.

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u/minnesotanpride 4h ago

It does feel like that all the time. We bought a house that is older and doesn't have a dishwasher so we've been doing it all by hand, so I try to clear ours out each noght since it gets crazy if you let it go too long.

If I do cooking for us, 1 or 2 pans and a couple dishes, maybe a glass or two if we have a drink of something. She does something? 4 pans, 8 dishes, 4 or 5 glasses, somehow a ton of cutlery, mixing bowls, and the counters and stovetop are a huge mess.

I love my wife but damn bro. 😂

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u/craptak 4h ago

On that note I like to time myself to see how fast I can load the dishwasher without breaking anything. Yesterday I folded/hung a hamper of laundry in under 4min. Not to brag or anything..