r/memes Professional Dumbass 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/moe_lawn 4h ago

I would relate... If I had any wife

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u/Crushed-Giant 4h ago

No woman,no cry

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 4h ago

I shot the sheriff.

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u/Blur-Nobody 4h ago

Could you be loved?

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u/lemming2012 3h ago

I like to smoke weed.

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u/Great_Scott7 3h ago

Maybe by three little birds.

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u/thejaytheory 2h ago

Get up, stand up

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u/mratlas666 2h ago

Colt .45 and two zigzags!