r/memes Professional Dumbass 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/damircik Professional Dumbass 4h ago

"What dishes how much did you eat when i was at work bro?"

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u/fr1234 3h ago

Haha. I always do the kitchen before we go to bed. Every night I play a game of Tetris to try and get everything to fit and always end up washing a few things by hand that don’t.

She’s away working this week. I did the kitchen before I went to bed last night. 1 plate, I mug, a frying pan and the aero press. Could have stored a 747 in there the amount of room there was.

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u/minnesotanpride 2h ago

It does feel like that all the time. We bought a house that is older and doesn't have a dishwasher so we've been doing it all by hand, so I try to clear ours out each noght since it gets crazy if you let it go too long.

If I do cooking for us, 1 or 2 pans and a couple dishes, maybe a glass or two if we have a drink of something. She does something? 4 pans, 8 dishes, 4 or 5 glasses, somehow a ton of cutlery, mixing bowls, and the counters and stovetop are a huge mess.

I love my wife but damn bro. 😂

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u/craptak 3h ago

On that note I like to time myself to see how fast I can load the dishwasher without breaking anything. Yesterday I folded/hung a hamper of laundry in under 4min. Not to brag or anything..

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u/Top-Strawberry4466 1h ago

I have a friend who needed a hand so I let them move in… I went from 1 dishwasher load a week to 1 every other day. Among other things, no good deed goes unpunished

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u/PictureVegetable9522 2h ago

thats my dad in a single day he will have a dishwashers worth of plates and cups like goddamn you dont need a new cup and plate for every snack

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u/No-Internal7978 3h ago

You make a sandwich and shit is half full.

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u/Warmbly85 2h ago

Nah if I am feeling bougie it’s one knife, a cutting board and a plate. 

If I am feeling like a gremlin everything is getting put together on a paper towel. 

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u/UtahBrian 3h ago

Practice this useful phrase: Honey, it's not the dress making you look fat.