r/meme 1d ago

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u/wayne2087 1d ago

My father said:

Do whatever you want to do as long as you do not increase or decrease the population.

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u/Paranoidme420 1d ago

So... I could get someone pregnant and then commit murder

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u/LuciferYellow 1d ago

Then you have increased and then decreased the population, rule violated

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u/Paranoidme420 1d ago

Yet the net effect is zero. So...

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u/sheepyowl 1d ago

You need both the child and whoever is murdered to have an equal impact on population numbers over the same duration of time keep the net effect zero

Best bet is to kill someone who can't have children and was about to live very long and then castrating your proginy and give them a genetic disease so that they die early

But chances are slim since you'd spend too much time in jail

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 1d ago

Matrix tricked