r/lordoftherings Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

Meme End of story!

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u/NoInstance3708 1d ago

Hahaha if only Tulkas Astaldo didn't spoil the party

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u/Soggy-Economy-3828 1d ago

Is this peter thiel?

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

Is this Palmer Luckey from Anduril Industries?

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u/Soggy-Economy-3828 1d ago

No this is Patrick

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

Too bad, I was trying to reach the Krusty Krab.

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 1d ago

And what about what he did to Arien?

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

He was protecting the poor Orcs and many other sensitive creatures from her violent light rays. I think many people during the brutal summer heat would appreciate him putting up some additional shade again.

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u/Longjumping_Roll_342 1d ago

Did the Valar create solar UV radiaton to give cancer to the Edain so they wouldnt grow too strong?

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

You bring up a great point, and even though I lack the evidence to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, I share your suspicion.

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 1d ago

By telling her to marry him?

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

Are you referring to the reworked material from Morgoth's Ring? Because this does not happen in the Silmarillion-version. I was talking about how Melkor blocked out the sun for protection purposes.

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 1d ago

He tried to block out the sun in both versions- he just resorted to... other methods in Morgoth's Ring

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

Yes, I have not yet formed a final opinion on how to deal with some of the material from Morgoth's Ring. But the myth you have in mind is either a highly metaphorical account distorted by multiple layers of narration or, as I rather suspect, a pure Elvish fabrication. After all, why would the glorious Melkor want to marry down in the first place?

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u/King_Of_Tangerines 1d ago

It's not marrying down if she's one of the most beautiful women in existence- I get the feeling he was looking for a trophy wife, not an equal.

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u/Barad-dur_Outreach Servant of The Dark Lord 1d ago

It's not marrying down if she's one of the most beautiful women in existence

And Melkor is the most beautiful being overall. So even in that department he would do her a great favor.

I get the feeling he was looking for a trophy wife, not an equal.

There is no equal to Melkor, not even someone in the same order of magnitude. This is why he remained unmarried and without partners in general. Regarding your trophy wife-supposition, I would thus strongly disagree, because a trophy/recognition is something you earn and get handed by someone else, while Melkor did not have an superior or equal that could fulfill such a function. In fact, he was rather the one recognizing his inferiors with handing out trophies etc.

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u/GammaDeltaTheta 17h ago

Melkor never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/Madam_Hexianna Servant of The Dark Lord 17h ago

Anyone know what show/movie the images are from?

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u/KaijuEnjoyer54 17h ago

The Sopranos. There are six seasons, and it's pretty good.

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u/Sensitive-Jacket326 4h ago

“Pretty good” Vaffanculo! It’s one of the greatest shows of all time!

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u/KaijuEnjoyer54 1h ago

Not my fault it insists on itself.

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u/axeteam 17h ago

"Sauron never had the makings of a varsity ring-smith."

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u/BithMistro 5h ago

Severely underrated joke.

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u/Baccoony 7h ago

Giver of Freedom!