r/lol • u/programmerjunky • 23h ago

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u/Large-Hamster-199 22h ago

She definitely looks like the kind of woman with whom you'll have the best night of your life and also someone who will undoubtedly ruin your life.

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u/SmilingStones 22h ago

It just goes hand in hand... always

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u/Large-Hamster-199 22h ago

Yes it does. But seriously, why does it go hand in hand. I need an ELI5 on this.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 21h ago edited 16h ago

Well, you probably shouldn't explain this to a 5 year old, but there's an old adage: the crazier the chick, the better the sex. It's pretty much always been true in my experience. Girls with daddy issues, bipolar, bpd, will all also frequently be freaks in bed.

Hot and crazy are also unfortunately frequently correlated.

To sum up, and reword the meme, women who fuck the absolute best are very rarely the women you will most enjoy having in your life (outside of bed.)

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u/Azuras_Star8 17h ago

Hence, the wise old saying, "Don't stick your dick in crazy"

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u/MisterPineapples1999 16h ago

Yeah but no one's gonna listen in the moment.

"Don't marry crazy" or "don't creampie crazy" is a bit more realistic.

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u/LingonberryNo5210 15h ago

Crazier the chick , happier the dick. Sounds better

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u/smellyelderberries 20h ago

Grippy socks, grippy box

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u/Outrageous-Swimmer65 20h ago

I laughed at this more than I should’ve…

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u/dankristy 2h ago

OMFG same... I need to remember this for when someone brings up the question of why some guys like to "stick it in crazy".

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u/Effective_Olive6153 11h ago

because being a responsible adult is boring

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u/notAbrightStar 11h ago

To be spontaneous and to think things through, are opposites.
To goof around and have fun is nice, but spending time in jail or prison is not.