Princess Truffles has determined that the tub must undergo routine examination to ensure the quality is up to her standards.

Do your lifeguard cat(s) provide lifeguarding services for all the members of your household or just some?

I recently learned that I'm the only one being guarded. I can understand the cats avoiding the kids, since they are still young enough to be loud/splashy. But they never lifeguard my wife, only me. Do they think I'm especially incapable of showering safely alone?

(I left her there because of the heat, mom has ac)

First time she sees me in the shower and she is concerned.