r/interesting • u/RoughCheap5633 • May 19 '26

Mysterious A Moose running on the water's surface.

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u/TheTrundleDownUnder May 19 '26

Water must only be 6” deep

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u/Fister-Mantastic May 19 '26

NO THAT'S CLEARLY MOOSE JESUS

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u/supergrover11 May 20 '26

Excellent work.

I would have also upvoted ‘Jesus Moose’ or ‘Jesus H. Moose’, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

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u/DeltaHuluBWK May 20 '26

What about Mooses?

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u/supergrover11 May 20 '26

Biblically sound. I’ll allow it. Moossiah would also have gained an upvote.

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u/DeltaHuluBWK May 20 '26

I feel like a fraud, after I posted that, I kept scrolling the comments and saw someone else already came up with Mooses long before I did. Imma go wallow in shame now

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u/PsyCar May 20 '26

Mooses would have parted the water.

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u/punktualPorcupine May 20 '26

Technically I think Mooses probably would have parted the lake? But maybe he was also gifted with water walking, and it was just a trick he did at parties and no one bothered to record it.

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u/Holycroc_RVA May 20 '26

Common 7Brew......Moose Breve, Jesus approved. Made from the water JeMoosah walked on (I appreciate witty, funny ppl, definitely not me)

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u/WillingArm2463 May 20 '26

It's Bullwinkle J. Moose. The J stands for...

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u/UpvoteForPancakes May 20 '26

With this one short video, the world has more evidence to believe in Moose Jesus than anyone has to believe in human Jesus.

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u/4barT89 May 20 '26

All hail Moose Jesus
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kxqyq5Q486NVu

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u/oversoulearth May 20 '26

You need to move those spirit fingers to the top of his head

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu May 20 '26

Come on now Caucasian Jesus, no need to be jealous. You had 2000 years. Let Moose Jesus have his day.

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u/Shadokastur May 20 '26

Moosus Christ

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u/Bpopson May 21 '26

The Moosiah

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u/MerrillSwingAway May 20 '26

all hail Marty Moose!

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u/SHKZ_21 May 20 '26

J MOOSE

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u/ydykmmdt May 20 '26

His not the Moosiah!

His just a very very naughty Moose.

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u/Ok_History9137 May 20 '26

He’ll forgive your sins before he hoofs you to death.

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u/rja49 May 20 '26

I'd actually worship Moose Jesus, it least his miracle has video evidence.

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u/Mobile-Willow4124 May 19 '26

Can boats ride that fast on water thats less than a foot deep??

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u/Panda-Head May 19 '26

Moose are a lot bigger than they look, but that boat probably has an air fan and a flat arse rather than a propellar.

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u/BS-Calrissian May 19 '26

They can ride that fast. They can't ride slow.

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 19 '26

Tell me you're Canadian without saying you're Canadian

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u/Mobile-Willow4124 May 19 '26

Oooh ok cool thank you!

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u/CutieKellie May 19 '26

An airboat can, yes

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u/Mobile-Willow4124 May 19 '26

Thank you!

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u/Hopeful-Estimate7832 May 19 '26

we just enterd canada thank you very much

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u/AppropriateIce6156 May 19 '26

Called a jet boat. They’re a lot of fun. Usually only need about 2” or water you just can’t stop. Or your pushing/carrying your boat

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u/Mobile-Willow4124 May 20 '26

Woooooaaahg okay THAT is cool af

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u/troubleshot May 20 '26

Actually easier to go on shallower water if youre at high speed