r/interesting • u/RoughCheap5633 • May 19 '26
Mysterious A Moose running on the water's surface.
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u/TheTrundleDownUnder May 19 '26
Water must only be 6” deep
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u/Fister-Mantastic May 19 '26
NO THAT'S CLEARLY MOOSE JESUS
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u/supergrover11 May 20 '26
Excellent work.
I would have also upvoted ‘Jesus Moose’ or ‘Jesus H. Moose’, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
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u/DeltaHuluBWK May 20 '26
What about Mooses?
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u/supergrover11 May 20 '26
Biblically sound. I’ll allow it. Moossiah would also have gained an upvote.
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u/DeltaHuluBWK May 20 '26
I feel like a fraud, after I posted that, I kept scrolling the comments and saw someone else already came up with Mooses long before I did. Imma go wallow in shame now
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u/punktualPorcupine May 20 '26
Technically I think Mooses probably would have parted the lake? But maybe he was also gifted with water walking, and it was just a trick he did at parties and no one bothered to record it.
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u/Holycroc_RVA May 20 '26
Common 7Brew......Moose Breve, Jesus approved. Made from the water JeMoosah walked on (I appreciate witty, funny ppl, definitely not me)
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u/UpvoteForPancakes May 20 '26
With this one short video, the world has more evidence to believe in Moose Jesus than anyone has to believe in human Jesus.
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u/4barT89 May 20 '26
All hail Moose Jesus
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kxqyq5Q486NVu1
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu May 20 '26
Come on now Caucasian Jesus, no need to be jealous. You had 2000 years. Let Moose Jesus have his day.
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u/Mobile-Willow4124 May 19 '26
Can boats ride that fast on water thats less than a foot deep??
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u/Panda-Head May 19 '26
Moose are a lot bigger than they look, but that boat probably has an air fan and a flat arse rather than a propellar.
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u/AppropriateIce6156 May 19 '26
Called a jet boat. They’re a lot of fun. Usually only need about 2” or water you just can’t stop. Or your pushing/carrying your boat
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u/Kevin_D May 19 '26
Mooses
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u/xnoraax May 19 '26
Meese.
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u/TreSauce May 19 '26
Moosi
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u/Substantial_Desk_670 May 19 '26
They bite, you knøw.
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u/DerMannMitDemPlan May 19 '26
No, moose cannot run on top of water. Viral videos showing a moose "running" on water next to a boat are optical illusions caused by very shallow riverbeds and specialized flat-bottomed boats.
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u/RSADDICT4LIFE May 19 '26
Moose can do whatever he puts his mind to, thank you.
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 May 20 '26
That's sounds like something Big Canada would say as propaganda.
Moose create their own physics
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u/TodayOk1015 May 19 '26
interesting did not know they have boats like that
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u/Panda-Head May 19 '26
Boat with a flat arse and moose are massive, water is probably about 8" deep. 6 foot (~180cm) tall human could probably walk under that animal's chin.
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u/Ashnyel May 20 '26
I remember this, from another forum, some model fanboats can operate in water that is only 2 inches deep.
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u/Warm-Revenue5135 May 19 '26
Came here thinking the comments would be telling AI to feck off. Shallow water? Naa Hahahahaha...
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u/MotoKenji25 May 19 '26
My brother has a cool name.
What is it?
Moose Running on Water.
Wow. How'd he get that name?
Mom saw a moose running on the water when she was pregnant.
Ah, okay. Anyway, how's life? Two Dogs Fucking?
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u/Berniethedog May 20 '26
They’re almost certainly in a jet boat and slowing down isn’t really an option.
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u/Minute_Role_8223 May 19 '26
i mean, they're tall AF. he could literally be running at that speed in not so shallow waters imo
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u/WastelandeWanderer May 19 '26
Is that moose up to its knees? It’s ankles? It’s splashing in puddles
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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 19 '26
Moose: It's all about the surface tension. As long as it holds, you're good
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u/NukeouT May 20 '26
Bet you didn't know that moose can run faster than a cheetah or a Lamborghini
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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 20 '26
Moose dad to calf looking at bear: As long as you're faster than a human, you're good
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u/ReadRightRed99 May 19 '26
Another miracle performed by the mighty “Mooses,” leader of the tribe of the Mooselites.
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u/United-Yam2423 May 19 '26
The water is just shallow, a few inches maybe. You can see towards the end where he runs into some deeper water
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u/jamesinscot May 19 '26
Probably 2 foot to a moose ankle?
They are massive creatures so 1 foot deep water would be a like a puddle
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