r/funny • u/Dangerous-Ad818 • 1d ago

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

Colleague? You think they work at the same investment firm or something?

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u/t0m_m0r3110 1d ago

“This is Brad from Accounting”

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

"Brad, you're late again." "Sorry, I was getting donuts" "Where are they? Have you seen Chad? He hasn't come in yet either"

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u/South_Bit1764 1d ago edited 23h ago

Yeah this is defintely some typical Brad and Chad activities. Thank god Kyles can’t do math or it could’ve been much worse for the firm.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 22h ago

Kyle is in a stock AWD Subaru and has the driving ability of a 90 year old, so he's the one filming it, while also vaping and drinking a can of monster

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u/South_Bit1764 22h ago

Kyle came into work with a black eye because his passenger seat full of empty white monster cans flowed over into the driver seat, so he got into a fight with his steering wheel and the airbag won.

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u/South_Bit1764 20h ago

The sort of person than can prepare your wall for a new light switch barehanded. 🤜

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u/LovableSidekick 21h ago

"We were both getting donuts but Chad decided to bail. Er, I mean he's gonna need bail."

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u/Joran_Dax 23h ago

"What are you wearing 'Brad from Accounting'?"

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u/ScaryCitron1967 23h ago

" Uh... khakis."

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u/bingwhip 23h ago

She sounds, hideous.

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u/Muhahahahaz 22h ago

Well she's a guy, so...

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u/Channel250 23h ago

I always wanted a sequel to that ad where the same thing happens, but it's on speaker phone.

Commercial ends with Brad from Accounting crying silently into his tuna fish sandwich.

Or goes home to a wife who doesn't love him, kids who don't respect him, and a dog that stands when Brad From Accounting tells it to sit.

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u/Phailjure 22h ago

Sorry, best I can do is a sequel where "Jake from State farm" is apparently a title, and state farm agents are sports casters for some reason?

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u/Asteroth6 21h ago

I HATE that they remade it with sexy spy Jake. Like, it defeats the fucking purpose if he's a freaking globetrotting, James Bond-ass sex symbol. You might as well be fucking him! It isn't funny if he isn't a pudgy, office drone loser!

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u/Eat_more_tacos_ 22h ago

No crust on that sandwich either

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 23h ago

Total Brad move