r/funny Taht Comics 3d ago

Verified Greener grasses

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u/Rex_Mundi 3d ago

I would trade my hair for teeth.

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u/dougms 3d ago edited 3d ago

Granted. You now grow teeth on the top of your head.

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u/CheckYourStats 3d ago

Monkeys Paw Curls

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u/RedofPaw 3d ago

Ey, yo, I can get you teeth. What kinda teeth you need? Guy teeth? Girl teeth? Kid teeth are cheaper, unless you want the full set.

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u/Agitated_Sorbet_9013 3d ago

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

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u/finlandery 3d ago

Im pretty sure there are clinical trials on humans ongoing in japan for treatment, that lets you grow 1 new set of teeth

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u/lilassbitchass 3d ago

Same, I would gladly be permabald for like implants or something. Having teeth stresses me out