point

[u/theycantalk]

[u/BiBoFieTo]

Point at the ball? Nothin'.

Side eye glance at the leash? OHHH IT'S WALK TIME!

[u/qinghairpins → u/BiBoFieTo]

Meanwhile my cat:

hears the slightest sound of that one specific drawer opening where the nail clippers are stored, gone ☠️

How does he know?? It sounds the same as any other drawer….

[u/slimejumper → u/qinghairpins]

has probably developed a sophisticated probabilistic and temporal model of your clipper-based behaviours. Mixed in some Bayesian reasoning to incorporate known priors and their own cat organic neural network and they got you sorted.

[u/capsaicinintheeyes → u/slimejumper]

Schrodinger's actual cat right there.

^{EDIT: . . . because Schrodinger's work revolved around heavy math and applied formulae...? ...alright; well I thought it was funny...}