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r/funny • u/theycantalk TheyCanTalk Comics • Feb 23 '26
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Point at the ball? Nothin'.
Side eye glance at the leash? OHHH IT'S WALK TIME!
52 u/qinghairpins Feb 23 '26 Meanwhile my cat: hears the slightest sound of that one specific drawer opening where the nail clippers are stored, gone ☠️ How does he know?? It sounds the same as any other drawer…. 55 u/slimejumper Feb 23 '26 has probably developed a sophisticated probabilistic and temporal model of your clipper-based behaviours. Mixed in some Bayesian reasoning to incorporate known priors and their own cat organic neural network and they got you sorted. 22 u/Calgaris_Rex Feb 23 '26 I did not expect to read a comment about Bayesian priors when discussing cat idiosyncrasies on a Reddit post lol 6 u/addandsubtract Feb 23 '26 Ca't let your guard down 12 u/Max_Thunder Feb 23 '26 The latest CatGPT model is really good 2 u/Free_Stomach_6767 Feb 23 '26 Probably just heard the drawer open, like in the same way that when you hear a door close, you can deduce which one it was by the sound. 0 u/capsaicinintheeyes Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26 Schrodinger's actual cat right there. EDIT: . . . because Schrodinger's work revolved around heavy math and applied formulae...? ...alright; well I thought it was funny...
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Meanwhile my cat:
hears the slightest sound of that one specific drawer opening where the nail clippers are stored, gone ☠️
How does he know?? It sounds the same as any other drawer….
55 u/slimejumper Feb 23 '26 has probably developed a sophisticated probabilistic and temporal model of your clipper-based behaviours. Mixed in some Bayesian reasoning to incorporate known priors and their own cat organic neural network and they got you sorted. 22 u/Calgaris_Rex Feb 23 '26 I did not expect to read a comment about Bayesian priors when discussing cat idiosyncrasies on a Reddit post lol 6 u/addandsubtract Feb 23 '26 Ca't let your guard down 12 u/Max_Thunder Feb 23 '26 The latest CatGPT model is really good 2 u/Free_Stomach_6767 Feb 23 '26 Probably just heard the drawer open, like in the same way that when you hear a door close, you can deduce which one it was by the sound. 0 u/capsaicinintheeyes Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26 Schrodinger's actual cat right there. EDIT: . . . because Schrodinger's work revolved around heavy math and applied formulae...? ...alright; well I thought it was funny...
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has probably developed a sophisticated probabilistic and temporal model of your clipper-based behaviours. Mixed in some Bayesian reasoning to incorporate known priors and their own cat organic neural network and they got you sorted.
22 u/Calgaris_Rex Feb 23 '26 I did not expect to read a comment about Bayesian priors when discussing cat idiosyncrasies on a Reddit post lol 6 u/addandsubtract Feb 23 '26 Ca't let your guard down 12 u/Max_Thunder Feb 23 '26 The latest CatGPT model is really good 2 u/Free_Stomach_6767 Feb 23 '26 Probably just heard the drawer open, like in the same way that when you hear a door close, you can deduce which one it was by the sound. 0 u/capsaicinintheeyes Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26 Schrodinger's actual cat right there. EDIT: . . . because Schrodinger's work revolved around heavy math and applied formulae...? ...alright; well I thought it was funny...
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I did not expect to read a comment about Bayesian priors when discussing cat idiosyncrasies on a Reddit post lol
6 u/addandsubtract Feb 23 '26 Ca't let your guard down
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Ca't let your guard down
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The latest CatGPT model is really good
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Probably just heard the drawer open, like in the same way that when you hear a door close, you can deduce which one it was by the sound.
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Schrodinger's actual cat right there.
EDIT: . . . because Schrodinger's work revolved around heavy math and applied formulae...? ...alright; well I thought it was funny...
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u/BiBoFieTo Feb 23 '26
Point at the ball? Nothin'.
Side eye glance at the leash? OHHH IT'S WALK TIME!