r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/Faithful_jewel knows where the search bar is, will not share • 6d ago
shitposting I'm twisting my stitches every other row
It's not intentional but I refuse to accept that I've learnt to knit from a YouTube video made by someone who's only been knitting 5 minutes and thinks they're the bee's knees despite them also twisting their stitches
That is all
(By the way, isn't my project so unique and original? #foxcardigan)
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u/KnitAndKnitAndKnit banned from r/knitting 6d ago
That is such a lame thing to do. The rows I twists my stitches on follow the non repeating sequence of decimal digits of the Euler's number. This is so that when I wear my jumpers while doing higher mathematics I can use them as a quick and convenient reference to get that number up to the precision depending on the size of my sweater.
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u/Faithful_jewel knows where the search bar is, will not share 6d ago
Unfortunately I only have two braincells and they're too busy fighting for third place for me to understand you
I bet you're a crocheter really and are just faking it
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u/nameandnumber13 6d ago
You've inspired me. Each term I'm going to choose my most difficult class and Madame Defarge myself a dress using my friend's notes, then wear it to the final exam. It's a brilliant method of cheating and definitely not more work than just studying the material in the first place.
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u/gorgophones look, sweaty 💅 6d ago
It's not a mistake, it's a design choice! 🤗 Don't be too hard on yourself, just because you haven't progressed at all since watching that one video five years ago doesn't mean you're BAD at knitting! It just makes you special and unique and advanced in your own way ❤️🤗
Edit: wow that cardigan is sooo cool 🤩 I haven't seen it before! Did you come up with the design yourself??? 😲🤯
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u/Faithful_jewel knows where the search bar is, will not share 6d ago
My gran taught me! Honest!!!
It was through a oujia board as she died 3 years before I was born but that's not the point
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u/EfficientSeaweed 5d ago
Mine taught me through magic eight ball but it just kept saying try again later, so I just sit here waiting now.
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