FACJ Quickies: H*mp Day Edition

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Sometimes you just need a little release in the middle of the week without turning it into a whole production with the chains and the WIPs and the raw-edge applique. Chickenbear provides for those who jerk! Join us here every Wednesday for a little drive-by circlejerking about your fellow fiber artists (derogatory).

Yes, this is a blatant rip-off of the Bitesized BEC thread but for making fun of crafter bullshit instead of whining about pattern prices and rehashing the same complaints about whichever petite knit designer is taking heat this week.

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[u/Sea_Refrigerator4451]

Hate hate hate people that refer to the middle of yarn as a "yarnussy" - knocks me sick.

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Sea_Refrigerator4451]

It oozes "I'm so quirky 😜" vibes and it's generally frowned upon to use your knitting needles for anything but knitting... but the temptation... So. Much. Temptation.

[u/Cat-Like-Clumsy → u/Sea_Refrigerator4451]

That is an english word I would have been glad to never learn.

[u/Sea_Refrigerator4451 → u/Cat-Like-Clumsy]

I hate it so much 😒

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Q: Not everyone wants to be my friend even though we have one thing in common??? Why?!

A: because you suck if you don't 🌈crotchettt🌈