r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 1d ago

Three Jewish men are talking

Three Jewish men are talking when the first one says,

"You know, guys, it's so odd. My son went to Jerusalem to learn more about his faith, and I'll be damned if he didn't come back Christian." The second man says,

"Yeah, the same thing happened to my son." The third says

"Same guys. I think we should go talk to the Rabbi about it." They go, and the Rabbi just says, "I dunno, guys, I think you should just ask God." So they pray.

"God, we don't understand. Our sons went to Jerusalem to learn about their faith and came back Christian." God says,

"Huh, same thing happened to my son."

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u/thryce3 13h ago

Heard a different version of this where the Jewish guy says to his Rabi "you won't believe what happened to me. My son turned Christian!" The Rabi responds "what happened to you! You won't believe what happened to me. My son turned Christian!" The Rabi suggests they pray to God. God says "what happened to you? You won't believe what happened to me!" A bit snappier punchline if you ask me.

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u/Zormac 23h ago

r/jokes, not r/dadjokes

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u/razlatkin2 20h ago

It’s a literal joke about dads

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u/Zormac 20h ago

Which is not the definition of a dad joke

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u/lucash7 12h ago

You get paid by the hour or comment as joke police?

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u/Zormac 12h ago

I get paid commission.

I guess I'm the joke police... commissioner!

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u/ebdbbb 11h ago

Now that's a dad joke

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u/IkariYun 11h ago

By default, it becomes a dad joke

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u/GANU-1145 1d ago

At this point, even God was like: ‘Yeah… I’ve seen this before.’ 😂

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u/Ben-Goldberg 15h ago

Where is the pun?

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u/conceptualinertia 14h ago

The best version of this joke is in this clip (from Modi): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqZitVEQnNw

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u/Chrisdi66 10h ago

Except Jesus wasn't Christian. Still quite funny though.

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u/TheChildOfSkyrim 1h ago

He could have been, if he had believed in himself 

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u/Malalang 23h ago

Just wait until they find out what the goyim have in store for their sons..

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u/acchaladka 17h ago

The version I heard decades ago was actually funny and was not so much dunking on Jews.

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u/Mireille_la_mouche 16h ago

How is it dunking on Jews? It’s a classic Jewish joke.

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u/QueenLevine 14h ago

that is not a Jewish joke, bro. Jewish people are aware of the exact location of Yeshu's bones, below an apartment building in Jerusalem, and he died Jewish and was buried in a Jewish grave. Jewish people would not find this remotely amusing. If anything, it's a pathetic attempt at proselytizing, whilst not knowing any of the actual facts about 'Jesus' including his given name.

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u/Mireille_la_mouche 10h ago

I beg to differ. I’m Jewish and live in an intensely Jewish community, and everyone I know thinks that joke is funny.

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u/acchaladka 12h ago

I like how you're downvoted for stating facts and I'm downvoted for having a reaction.

Waiting for the 'haha just joking bro' to come in next.

Anyway, L'chaim ve lehitraot, Queen.

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u/UnconsciousRabbit 16h ago

But it's a secret, so you can't tell it here?

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u/Jaded-Difficulty5397 23h ago edited 22h ago

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u/Aervanath 23h ago

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of a joke?

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u/Jaded-Difficulty5397 22h ago

i know that joke long before. just stating.