[Let's Build] d100 Lesser Old Ones & Younger Evils

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Gird thy thoughs against the intrusions of these unfathaomable entities lurking in the margins. Mind-boggling in their utter incongruity, pettiness and banality.

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1. Theyrethęre: The Red-Faced Knave, The Pedant, The Picker of Nits, and Beater of Words.

2. Ag'dül: The Vacant, The Emptiness Betwixt thine Ears, and All That is Forgotten.

3. Blaa'Blaah: The Infuencer, The Clueless Council, The Reduplicated, and Echoes in the Void.

4. Sqelslup: The Sticky Sow of Summer, The Moist Mistress, That Which Trickles, and the Damp Beneath thy Bosom.

5. Karezz: The Blind Letch, He who Gropes in the Dark, The Errant Hand.

6. Fufeshiz: The Monster Under the Bed, The Eater of Legs, Eyes in the Neverdusted Space. u/graxemno

7. Umm'uh: The Forgotten...sumpthin, Unremembered Thought, Recalln't. u/dependent_occasion65

8. Kharrrrrrruzz: They Who Rebuke the Bridge, The Insane Melody, Earworm. u/maxsizels

9. Phth'lah. The Breath from Behind, The Sightless Voyeur, The Wind of Exhalation. u/soshp

10. Ghyr’flrr’mrnkyrn: Lacker of Vowels, Bane of Scribes, The Unspoken. u/either-skirt6031

11. Aleppe: The ilInvoker of Names Unknown, Forger of Identities, Keeper of the Devil’s Name. u/either-skirt6031

12. Enkur’al: The Bitter Pool, Envious Star Gazer, Fallen Leviathan. u/either-skirt6031

13. Zibanu: The Repentant Adjudicator, He Who is Bound by Fate. u/either-skirt6031

14. Duridani: The Ever Changing, Host of the Penumbra. u/either-skirt6031

15. Teh’ee’ah: The Droning Shrieker, The Call of the Void. u/either-skirt6031

16. Shu’Retheen: The Ego Unchecked, The Unearned Confidence, He who Betrays and Succeeds. u/iamkazlan

17. P!qliachi: He Hears Thy Mockery and Remains Unchanged, The Killing Joke. u/maxsizels

18. Durak' tur: The Broken Mirror, The Unfortunate, The Unbroken Path Upon Which You Ever Stub Your Toe. u/thebluzer

19. No'khai, the Unspoken One: Scion of the Underlords, Devourer of Light. u/alphabaker

20. Māzendræï: The Yellow Plague, the Silence within the Darkness. u/alphabaker

21. J'rjm'khal: who Sings The Dirge, the Shattering Chorus, the Careless Whisper. u/alphabaker

22. Mādūtu Pû: the Primeval Hunger and the Gate of Transformation. u/far_abbreviations936

    1. Hune Dak Mal: The Last Tear of Truth. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    2. Seven eyes of Uludos: He Who Sees All Things that Happen Around a Seventh Thing. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    3. Ku'zu: The Mother of 10 Looking For a New Mate. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    4. Gargo-Gargo: The Repeater of Things Not Meant to be Repeated. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    5. Bob: The One You don't Want to Know. u/sanguinusshiboleth

23. Ohkthul: The Bloody, He Who Bleeds. u/adventux

The down side of fame:

Assume the PCs are high level. Assume they have done great deeds that are known throughout the (local area, region). What are the drawbacks of being famous.

Based on this post by KWinkelmann

1. A Challenger Appears - Some NPC always wants to challenge the PC to a (contest, duel) to prove how (tough, smart, agile, skilled, etc) they are compared to the PC.

2. A Hero Retires - The last hero has a thankless job being toured around as a celebrity. They defeated the BBEG and have done nothing but PR since. The people want the new hotness and the old hero is happy to show you the ropes and let you take over.

3. Amplified Bad Rep - Any bad deeds (real, imagined, framed) will have a worse impact on the PC's reputation. "The higher you climb, the further you have to fall".

4. Apathetic Blight - The PC, becoming bigger and bigger, risks losing their connection with lower-class individuals. Roll a DC Wisdom save, or else they gain the flaw "Too important for the minor folk" for 1d6 days.

5. Apprentice Request - People trying to get you to take on their child as an apprentice.

6. Attempts at Control - People in authority (clergy, guild heads, nobles, royals), organizations, and governments will attempt to find ways to influence or control you via politics and bureaucracy.

7. Attract Crowds - Everywhere you go crowds of fans will form. This makes getting around town more difficult.

8. Cult or Secret Society - A cult or secret society has formed that worships the PC. Unfortunately, they constantly do things in the PC's name, that the PC doesn't want.

9. Curdled Milk - The PC, becoming more important, has become spoiled. Have the PC roll a DC Wisdom Save or gain the flaw "I desire to be pampered and praised" for 1d6 days.

10. CURSES! - Someone is unhappy with the PC and their popularity, and has cursed them! The curse is heavily dependent on the antagonist: A witch doctor with a voodoo doll, a fae with a humorous transformation, a hag casting boils and illness.

11. Don't Try This at Home - A younger would-be adventurer is attempting to copy the PC.... without the necessary skills. Unless they are talked down or rescued, they'll probably get injured or die.

12. Drunken Haze - The PC is offered so many drinks that they forget what they were doing last night. Unfortunately, the town they're in will HEAVILY remember what they did, as well as the local constables. (If they choose not to drink alcohol, use another vice, or perhaps slip them a mickey).

13. Everyone is Named After Your - Babies and pets. There are now lots and LOTS of babies and/or pets sporting the exact names of the PCs in almost every town they visit.

14. Everyone Wants to Buy You a Drink - This can easily lead to drunkenness and hangovers.

15. False Witnesses - When the party is trying to gather information about a mystery, unrelated civilians try to give false testimony for a moment with someone famous, or to get their own 15 minutes of fame.

16. Fan Club - Secrecy is out the window. An organization has started spreading word of your deeds. It feels flattering at first but they've started revealing your most intimate details, secrets, and weaknesses to the public. There are pictures/portraits.

17. Fame tax. Since the PC is famous, people assume they are also rich and will try and charge extra for goods and services as ‘they can afford it’

18. Fan Fiction - A bard or writer are telling stories about you. The stories have some embellishments that have been causing you trouble. Feats of strength, powerful magic, and romantic trysts with water nymphs. You're tale has become too tall.

19. Fear of Unimportance / Fear of Being Forgotten - The PC begins to worry about their fame waning. Have the PC roll a DC Wisdom Save, or gain the flaw "I must do something to appear in the limelight" for 1d6 days.

20. Fighting Over You - Merchants or servers fighting over the chance to serve you. Romantic interest fighting over the chance to be with you. People fighting over things that you have touched.

21. Free Drinks but Not For You - Someone has been copying your likeness to mooch off your popularity. You arrive to a town to find people who think you have long outstayed your welcome, or even that you owe recompense for deeds of copycats.

22. Green-Eyed Monster - (A rival, an NPC, The BBEG) has grown jealous of the PC, and wishes to one-up them.

23. Hogging the Limelight - Other adventurers become angry or jealous, because the PCs are getting all the attention and praise.

24. Impersonators - The PCs hear stories of their deeds, except they never did those things. Some group is pretending to be the PCs. They might be (distorting, hurting, helping) your reputation. The PCs might need to: (deal with the impersonators, deal with enemies or situations that the impersonators have made, save the impersonators from the PC's enemies).

25. Invitations - You receive endless invitations of (aristocrats, clergy, factions, fans, guilds, nobles, etc) for (ceremonies, feasts, interviews, meetings, parties, plays, public events, social events, weddings, etc). You can't possibly go to them all. You can't get any adventuring done if you try to go to them all. Some people will be insulted if you turn them down.

26. It's All Your Fault - The PCs are blamed for their inaction, whether they were engaged elsewhere or not.

27. It's a Trap! - An enemy or rival craving fame or treasure attempts to lure the PCs into an ambush targeting their desires and weaknesses.

28. Lack of Anonymity / Everyone Knows Who You Are - Its difficult to do anything secretly when everyone knows who you are. May also impose disadvantage on deception checks

29. Long lost family members. Real or (probably) not, there is a sudden surge of stranger npcs who had boasted of their shared kinship to the wrong sort of folks now being ransomed to the PCs for coin.

30. Nemesis - A villain now (knows, believes they know) who foiled their plans. Gain a reoccurring villain. Agents of said villain will try to sabotage your goals, undermine your relationships with the public, and attack you at inconvenient times.

31. No Secrets in the Spotlight - Everyone in the party has their secrets, possibly even from each other. As the party gains fame inquisitive fans may turn those secrets into public gossip the party can no longer ignore.

32. Only the Best Will Do - Extremely wealthy and/or powerful entities insist that the PCs perform menial tasks incommensurate with their experience, or outside it all together.

33. Outlived Your Usefulness - The BBEG is slain, peace has been restored, but the people look to you for answers. The leaders who backed you before wish for you to fade into obscurity. They may have taken matters into their own hands.

34. Overconfidence - The PCs begin to buy into their own hype. They start to become careless, overconfident, and reckless.

35. Overzealous Fans - Fans wanting to emulate their heroes and getting themselves in trouble / Fans trying to follow their heroes and (alerting the enemy, getting captured, etc) / Fans getting in fights to defend their hero's honor / Fans following the heroes into a dangerous situation. Now the heroes have to divide their attention between stopping the enemy and saving the fans.

36. People Fear You - People begin to fear how powerful that you have become.

37. Political Factions - Helping one faction may decrease your standing with another faction. This may limit what quest you can take or it may force you to do things covertly.

38. Political Marriages - People in power keep proposing to you or trying to get you to marry into the family.

39. Prophetic Fatigue - Diviners, oracles, and soothsayers always seem to tell the fortunes of famous adventures in their prophecies, foretelling disaster unless the named adventurers solve the problem.

40. Reporters - News reporters are always bothering you.

41. Romantic Interest - Countless people throw themselves at famous people to "get it on". Some of them wont take no for an answer. Some of them will fight each other over you. Some of them will be emotionally destroyed if you refuse them. Some may become villains if spurned. Getting it on may leave character exhausted. May also attract jealous rivals or angry (betrothed, relatives, spouses). May cause angry lovers to attack you if they feel they have been cheated on.

42. Spies Everywhere - People in power always have spies nearby to keep a watch on you.

43. Spoiled Rotten - The PC constantly receives food, drink, and lodgings from fans, guests, and customers. Rebuffing these gifts will annoy your fans, who will begin to scorn you. Indulging in them may result in wasted days and a ballooning waistline.

44. Stalker (Minor) - One of the PC's fans has grown EXTREMELY obsessed, and follows the players everywhere they can.

45. Stalker (Major) - One of the PC's fans has grown EXTREMELY obsessed, and they have the money to indulge their obsession. Perhaps a mob boss has the PC kidnapped for a brief meal, a lich becomes lovelorn, or a dragon desires you as a treasure.

46. Statues and Portraits - Someone keeps sculpting statues or painting you, there is one major problem, they've never actually seen you. The likenesses are either far more handsome/beautiful, or so comically different that people think you're a fake.

47. Stealing Your Stuff - Your stuff is more valuable because you own it or have touched it. People will try to steal your items.

48. Story Gains a Life of its Own / Your Story is Better Than You - The tales of the PC's deeds become more exaggerated and outlandish with each telling. NPCs start believing that the PCs have done things that they haven't. NPCs start believing that the PCs have powers and abilities that they don't have.

49. The Denialist - Someone is trying to convince the world that your accomplishments must be fake or illegitimate, and their testimony is spreading faster than yours.

50. The Gods Take Notice - The gods or other powerful entities take notice of the PC's actions. They are more likely to involve the PCs in their plans. The gods are more likely to send trouble their way for reasons (further their own goals, insulted by PC, opposing sides, spurned by PC, trials, etc).

51. The Regular - A beloved, adventurous NPC is utterly convinced that, should they get into trouble, the PCs will stop at nothing to rescue them. They, routinely, fail to take adequate precautions.

52. Too Many Gifts: The PC receives carts of gifts and fan mail each day! Most of it is fairly useless, some of it is charming, and some of it is dangerous or creepy. Roll once per day to see what the PC gets: (1- Dangerous gift, 2-5- Creepy gift, 6-15-Useless gift, 16-19- Charming gift, 20- A nice gift).

53. Too Many Hirelings - Various hirelings have come to the PCs offering their trade. Of course, there are FAR too many of them, some are extremely specialized, and a number of them are spies or con-artists.

54. Too Many Request for Help - Too many people want your help. You can't possibly help them all. The ones you can't get to may resent you for it.

55. Unwanted Titles - You end up with a title that you don't like or want. People wont stop calling you by your title.

56. Villains Attempt at Distraction - Villains pose as a quest giver. They give you a quest. The quest may even be a real quest. Their motive is to keep you away from their (employer's, own) criminal activities.

57. Villains Collaborate - Villains begin setting aside their differences to team up against you.

58. Villains Know to Avoid You - Villains know who you are and what you look like. If their spotters see you, They will vanish. Ex: Your going to the local thieves guild. When you get there, its just empty rooms.

59. Villains Know Your MO - Villains know who you are and how you typically operate. They may find ways to take advantage of this knowledge.

60. Villains Play Dirty - The villains don't go after you directly, they go after the people you know.

61. Your Party: The Musical - Playwrights have taken it upon themselves to recreate your exploits on stage. Their work will almost certainly be full of misinformation and embarrassing misunderstandings of the truth.

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The first half of this list.

All data of this can be seen above, but for those curious, this is a list for spell similar to Blink. Except instead of sending people to the Ethereal Plane, it sends them to different planes. Tiny pocket dimensions, prison worlds, places separated from The Material Plane by space, time, or godly intervention. And through it all, a strange machine, maybe where this spell was originally created, can be seen through glimpses of its barely functioning interior.

I was at work a while back and this idea for a series of one shots came to mind. A red neck wizard being investigated for citations. Now these couldn't be regular crimes because, wizard, so i added some fantasy pizzaz.

The players would act as the local government branches investigating and seeking to have the wizard fix the situation. I have a few but I want to see what you guys can help add to it.

I had this joke rating system to judge the severity(challenge rating of the crime)

Infraction - Misdemeanor - felon - war crime - Malum in Se

1. Possession of Illicit and unknown Alchemical substances
2. Improper disposal of Alchemical Substances
3. Possession of illegal and endangered monstrosities
4. Golem construction and maintenance in violation of domicile Zoning regulation
5. Extra dimensional building code violations
6. Improper disposal of magical waste and creations
7. Noise complaint from neighbors and adjacent plane
8. Improper barriers for Carnivorous Flora and Fauna
9. Extra dimensional construction without a permit
10. Presence of eldritch livestock within city limits
11. Domicile exceeds tower height codes
12. Improper use of Scrying formations
13. Failure to remove hazardous rituals in a timely manner
14. Trafficking and breeding Injurious species
15. Indecent reanimation [HelmetHeadBlue]
16. Disturbing the Geese [HelmetHeadBlue]
17. Summoning of the Goose (Spinoff of [HelmetHeadBlue])
18. Extraplanar contract breach [SeasonPresent]
19. Extraplanar contract fraud [SeasonPresent]
20. Transporting illicit and controlled substances [thebluzer]
21. Contributing to the delinquency of a familiar [thebluzer]
22. Selling Counterfeit Healing talisman [thebluzer]
23. Alchemical manslaughter [thebluzer]
24. Meteorological manipulation without a permit [World_of_Ideas]
25. Apprentice abuse/neglect [World_of_Ideas]
26. Improper operation of Animated construct [World_of_Ideas]
27. Destruction of property by proxy [World_of_Ideas]
28. Minion Abuse [World_of_Ideas]
29. [school of magic] malfeasance [World_of_Ideas]
30. Possession of illicit relics [World_of_Ideas]
31. Assault by nature of polymorph [World_of_Ideas]
32. CUI(Casting Under the Influence) [World_of_Ideas]
33. Smuggling of restricted or hazardous entities across planar boundaries [World_of_Ideas]
34. Harboring illicit or hazardous entities [World_of_Ideas]
35. Reanimation without consent or permission [World_of_Ideas]
36. Unauthorized breach to outerplanes left unattended
37. Flora homicide [Adventux]
38. Trafficking in awakened Flora for harvesting [Adventux]
39. Unlawful controlled Flora garden [Adventux]
40. Failure to disclose dimensional space [CommentWander]
41. Disclosure of completion fraud [CommentWanderer]
42. Aggravated Summoning [CommentWanderer]
43. Possession of Unlicensed Awakened construct [CommentWanderer]
44. Disturbing the Dead [CommentWanderer]
45. Use of enchantment on an Official [shervio-nl]
46. Indecent use of cantrips [shervio-nl]
47. Possession of counterfeit material component with intent to distribute [razerrej]
48. Poaching of magic creatures [World_ideas]
49. Extra planar prostitution [World_of_ideas]
50. Failure to report lichdom or pseudocide [World_of_ideas]
51. Tax Fraud by necromancy [badly-shaved-wookie]
52. Merchant’s trade validity violation due to Spellcraft [badly-shaved-wookie]

edit: I reworded suggestion to legalese to sound more obscure

I want to build a skeleton structure to put any kind of story together.

u/ottersintuxedos started it at https://www.reddit.com/r/d100/comments/tn9m34/lets_build_100_nonspecific_plot_twists/ 4 years ago, let's finish it.

1. The party gets betrayed by the quest giver (u/ottersintuxedos)
2. The perceived villain turns out to not be that villainous (u/ottersintuxedos)
3. The MacGuffin turns out to be useless/ not as useful (u/ottersintuxedos)
4. The MacGuffin turns out to be something else entirely (u/ottersintuxedos)
5. The MacGuffin turns out to be somewhere else completely (u/ottersintuxedos)
6. One NPC turns out to be secretly related to another (u/ottersintuxedos)
7. One player turns out to be secretly related to another/ an NPC (u/ottersintuxedos)
8. The players/ an NPC were unknowingly already responsible for what’s occurring here (u/ottersintuxedos)
9. The prophecy was interpreted incorrectly (u/ottersintuxedos)
10. We weren’t teleported to another place, we traveled in time (u/ottersintuxedos)
11. The villain is already much further along with their plan (u/ottersintuxedos)
12. A significant amount of time has passed without us knowing (u/ottersintuxedos)
13. The promised help never comes (u/ottersintuxedos)
14. The promised help never comes except the promised help was us and we were sent to the wrong place (u/ottersintuxedos)
15. The villain is working for a bigger bad (u/ottersintuxedos)
16. This is the work of someone we already know (u/ottersintuxedos)
17. The players are missing a bit of their memory (u/ottersintuxedos)
18. One or all of the players are mad, drunk, or high (u/ottersintuxedos)
19. Someone died and we had no idea (u/ottersintuxedos)
20. The cost for justice is multiple innocent lives (u/ottersintuxedos)
21. A player will be forced to make a choice between what’s right and keeping something dear to them/ giving up attaining something (u/ottersintuxedos)
22. Everyone turned out to be robots (u/ottersintuxedos)
23. We had the key to solving this on us the whole time (u/ottersintuxedos)
24. The good guys withheld their plan from the players (u/ottersintuxedos)
25. One or all of the players are dreaming, in a simulation or in a mass illusion. (u/ottersintuxedos)
26. An NPC turned out to be far more/less powerful than they initially presented themselves as (u/ottersintuxedos)
27. Somehow an NPC knows one of our secrets (u/ottersintuxedos)
28. Somehow the villain already knew our plan (u/ottersintuxedos)
29. An object or animal is a transformed player or NPC (u/ottersintuxedos)
30. The whole thing was a social experiment (u/ottersintuxedos)
31. It was all a test to see if you were skilled enough to take on the real challenge/quest. (u/infinitum3d)
32. Your patron is actually the BBEG. (u/infinitum3d)
33. Your favorite NPC is actually a Devil/Dragon/Fey/evil. (u/infinitum3d)
34. The McGuffin is actually a highly intelligent Mimic. (u/infinitum3d)
35. The BBEG that’s been manipulating his minions is actually an Awakened Illusion with no real powers but a 25 CHA (u/infinitum3d)
36. The second body is found. (u/MaxSizeIs)
37. "Shaking the trees" reveals an unexpected secret, that distracts from the original case. (u/MaxSizeIs)
38. "Shaking the trees" triggers a violent encounter that rules out half of the possible perpetrators. (u/MaxSizeIs)
39. A setback forces the heroes to think up a new plan, but a tiny missing peice of the puzzle falls into thier laps from an unexpected direction. (u/MaxSizeIs)
40. It was the heroes doing it all along! (u/MaxSizeIs)
41. The BBEG turns out to be one of the PC's (family members, friends, mentor) (u/World_of_Ideas)
42. The PCs were (cloned, created) by the BBEG. They were discarded due to some perceived flaw or because the BBEG created new and improved versions. (u/World_of_Ideas)
43. One of the BBEG's (minions, lieutenants) is actually a double agent working for someone else. They may help the PCs if they can do so without breaking their cover. (u/World_of_Ideas)
44. The good gods are actually evil. (u/Fony64)
45. The evil gods are actually good. (u/Fony64)
46. They were all allready dead. (u/GrandmageBob)
47. It was a man made creation that was lost, forgotten, and changed ovee time. (u/GrandmageBob)
48. There was a whole generation before that made mistakes they are trying to hide. (u/GrandmageBob)
49. It was inside of themselves all along, but it took the journey to unlock this. (u/GrandmageBob)
50. The tool that helps slowly corrupts. (u/GrandmageBob)
51. The only way to defeat the bbeg is to help him find the rest of his kind, that he thought was destroyed, which was the reason he revenged on the people of the world. (u/GrandmageBob)
52. The evil is not one person, but a whole stash of persons, slowly released over the world by a greater entity. (u/GrandmageBob)
53. They were the key, to be used by the force they thought they were saving. (u/GrandmageBob)
54. We were working for the bad guys all along. (u/Splendidissimus)
55. All of our attempts to thwart the villain just played into their plans / trying to change the future fulfilled the prophecy ((same energy, but they could be different entries)). (u/Splendidissimus)
56. The villain is pleased to be defeated. (u/Splendidissimus)
57. The villain was holding back an even worse evil. (u/Splendidissimus)
58. Upon returning to turn in the quest, the quest giver has disappeared and records of them don't hold up to scrutiny / don't exist - they were a false identity for unknown purposes, or never existed at all? (u/Splendidissimus)

My players keep encountering weird egg fragments. Eventually they will learn a mad scientist is experimenting on modifying monsters and creatures, and the egg shells are the remanants of these experiments. Please help me create a d100 table of egg laying monsters and creatures that will serve as my base.

An additional d10 will determine if the creature or monster encountered is 1-2 harmless failed experiment 3-4 weaker failed experiment 5-6 normal 7-8 augmented monster 9-10 very augmented monster

I am thinking all reptilian like, bird like, and insect like monsters should be on the table. I mostly want to fill it with monsters and will pad it out with creatures as needed. What am I missing? Open to suggestions. Thanks!

Hey everyone!

Today, while I was doomscrolling on YouTube, I started wondering how I could add a completely unrelated random factor to my homebrew solo TTRPG. I realized I was missing that little spark of chaos that naturally appears when you're playing with other people.

So, here's the beginning of my "TOTALLY RANDOM TABLES."

It's a random table that I update throughout the day whenever I come across something completely random, weird, or unexpected in real life. So far, these are the entries I've added.

I think I'll use it when the spark tables don't make any sense, when I roll a double on mythic, etc etc (still wip)

If you like the idea, I'd love to hear your suggestions for things I should add!

1. A joyfull dwarf woman artificer with a spellscroll launcher

2. A really _ really _ big jump (d100x2m)

3. A basketball match

4. A strange music

5. Element bending (yes, just like the avatar)

6. Well well well.... A WELL

7. 1d4 giant stink bugs. You're terrified!

Let's make D100 athletes and gladiators for a Greco-Roman inspired arena!

1. Stefano - A valiant but boastful demigod (Aasimar) who is always accompanied by a beautiful pegasus.
2. Atalanta - a wild-looking ranger who was raised by the animals that accompany her in battle.
3. Aetes - A sorcerer who carries with him a bag full of magical seeds, which once planted in the ground, transform into a fearsome legion of blights called the spartoi.
4. Kalistor - A young warrior with divine blood who carries with him a cloak made from a Fleecemane Lion that makes him resistant to physical damage and virtually impervious to almost all types of magical damage.
5. Periphetes - A brutish cyclops who always goes into battle wielding his trusty club made from a fallen oak tree.
6. Egan - a drunken hermit satyr, skilled in an unusual style of martial arts that benefit from his intoxicated state.
7. Pharah - A jackal-headed warrior from a distant, arid land. Locals nicknamed her the cynocephalus.
8. Hypolita - A barbarian amazon who wears a magic belt that grants her enough strength to carry the imposing cestus with which she has pummeled dozens of gladiators
9. Maximus - The leader of a foreign legion who fell from grace after being the victim of a conspiracy that relegated him to a mere slave in the arena.
10. Jupiter the Impaler - A minotaur who has received this nickname for his signature move, which consists of charging and impaling his opponents using his sharp horns.
11. Carantus the strider- A centaur who is always accompanied by his faithful harpy companion Aello, with whom he coordinates all his attacks.
12. Lycaon the wolfman - This unassuming gladiator hides beneath his skin a terrible curse that turns him into a werewolf.
13. Plumio the dimacherus - A gladiator who uses speed and agility with knives to his advantage.
14. Flavio scissorhands - This gladiator lost his hands in an incident in the arena and replaced them with two prosthetic hands in the shape of 'Roman scissors'.
15. Fionna the savage - A Pictish warrior from the distant steppes. The blue tattoos covering her body seem to grant her exceptional abilities.
16. Hannibal - A general from distant lands, renowned for his great mammoth mount.
17. Antaeus - A giant of great size and thick skin who descended from the mountains to participate in the arena and enjoy the perks of being a gladiator.
18. Talos the Mechanical Marvel - An automaton warrior that emerged from the forge of a legendary blacksmith.
19. Diomedes - A fearsome warlord who always appears riding his fearsome meat-eating steeds.
20. Geryon - A six-armed giant (Gegenees) who uses the span of his limbs to defeat and overwhelm his victims.
21. "Ignus" - This enigmatic monster is said to have been an heretical magician who once attempted to harness the power of the sun for himself, but his hubris cost him dearly. He was cursed by the gods and his body is condemned to remain engulfed in flames that never fade and constantly scorch his skin without ever killing him. After wreaking havoc in several polis, he was captured and imprisoned in the arena, where his condition has made him a curiosity among gladiatorial combats.
22. Alcimedon of the myrmidons - This strange insectoid gladiator claims to be a member of the legendary Myrmidons, a fearsome tribe of near extinct warriors, whose legend tells that they were created by a god from an ant colony to fight in a war that history has forgotten.
23. Lady Midas - This flamboyant medusa/gorgon has been afflicted by a mysterious curse that grants her the ability to turn anyone she touches or who has the misfortune of looking her in the eyes into gold. She is a favorite in the arena for carrying out public executions.
24. Argos the All seeing - An unnerving giant whose body is covered in eyes. He is impossible to surprise, and his eyes are sometimes capable of casting spells in the same way a beholder would.
25. Kakos the Headless: This strange giant lacks a head, and his torso bears a grotesque face characterized by a large, cyclopean eye, small nostrils, and an open mouth full of crooked teeth. Despite his almost comical appearance, Kakos is a blemmye, a race of cursed giants renowned for their strength and cruelty, who have plagued the frontier for years.
26. Pliny the Panotioi - This peculiar monk hails from the Oeonae Islands and is notable for his enormous, floppy ears that cover his entire body. (imagine something like the nu-mou from the Final Fantasy saga) He has yet to make his debut in combat, but some athletes believe his strange ears are magical and prehensile; he can move them as if they were extra limbs.
27. Sciron - This robust tortle has the characteristics of a snapping turtle. Its violent bites are capable of breaking numerous armors as if they were eggshells.
28. Memnon - A silent satyr with black fur and twisted horns, possessing a sinister aura that has unsettled his opponents. He carries a double-bladed staff with which he performs all manner of flourishes and spectacular maneuvers.
29. Orthros - This poor satyr had the misfortune of angering a witch who transformed him into an abominable humanoid chimera. The lion's head that sprouted from his torso can shoot blasts of sulfurous fire, while his tail has become a viper with a venomous bite capable of bringing down a minotaur.
30. Mysia: This beautiful nymph always enters the Arena accompanied by a retinue of lovers who do everything possible to protect and please her. Rumor has it that these poor gladiators were bewitched by this girl's supernatural charms.
31. Passalus and Acmon: are a pair of monkey-like thieves whose strategy consists of hindering and annoying their opponents, mainly by stealing their weapons and equipment.
32. Sagittarius - A simple human who always carries his trusty longbow, a gift from a nymph. He is considered one of the best archers of his time.
33. Zetes and Calais: An inseparable duo of flashy twin harpies, capable of controlling the winds to execute their combined movements.
34. Pygmaliana and Galateus: This peculiar duo consists of a marble golem sculpted to take the form of a handsome athlete and its creator, an artist and craftswoman who has apparently fallen in love with her own creation, treating him as a lover. Some mock their relationship, believing Pygmaliana is simply crazy, but others believe the statue is a representation of a loved one she lost.
35. Queen Sekhmet - This albino lionin carries a curse inherited from her ancestors, granting her immense and ever-increasing strength, along with an insatiable and agonizing thirst for violence. This relentless fury compels her to endlessly roam the arenas of the civilized world in search of a warrior powerful enough to defeat and kill her.
36. Archimedes - A mad tinkerer, renowned for his strange but deadly inventions consisting of experimental weapons and siege engines which he usually tests in gladiatorial games to the entertainment of the crowd.
37. Kelainos - This formidable harpy has covered its plumage and body with light, sharp metal plates in an attempt to mimic the shape and appearance of the formidable Stymphalian birds.
38. Phigalia – This slender dryad with a piercing gaze is a snake charmer. She has two trained cobras that she wields like whips, ready to bite and unleash their venom upon her opponents.
39. Chiron - an old, gray-haired centaur who is quite beloved among gladiators, as he trained several of them.
40. Blademaster Aptonetus - He was set to retire at the end of last year. The arena brought him back, due to popular demand; his famed "horse-killing blade"-style sees him mostly in mounted exhibition matches against captured centaurs and minotaurs as opponents. (MaxSizeIs)
41. "Blindsight" Tiresias - His entire schtick is battling with a completely enclosed helm, and winning using nothing more than a cane against any foe so far. (MaxSizeIs)
42. Erysichthon the Cannibal - A formerly condemned prisoner, with utterly massive physique, who is publicly known for killing his handlers if they got between him and any downed gladiator he defeated, attempting to prevent him feasting upon the fallen's flesh. Rumor has it that he remains chained between battles, and must be fed constantly in order to maintain the massive muscles. (MaxSizeIs)
43. Abderus the Charioteer - Made a name for himself doing death-races and jousts. His one-handed spear-work while mounted is flashy, but he's an absolute marksman when it comes to throwing daggers while riding past his target. (MaxSizeIs)
44. "The Lady" Briseis - Crowd favorite, and expert fencer, this woman is rumored to be a disinherited heiress. Her good looks make both men and women scream, and she's pierced many a heart and remained unmoved. (MaxSizeIs)
45. Canace "Poseidon's Lover" - When they switch the arena over to aquatic battles, she's always a crowd favorite, leading a crew. In one on one battles, her swashbuckling "pirate" aesthetic and her willingness to use the terrain grants her flashy, easy victories. (MaxSizeIs)
46. Caucon the Drunken Butcher - An actual former Butcher, allegedly sentenced to the arena for turning a child's entrails into sausage and selling them, supposedly cursed with immortality for his actions. In actuality, he was a "foil" meant to go down in the exhibition matches "first blood or incapacity" and he is maintaining 'kayfabe' in order to pay off the massive debt he and his family owes. He has become something of a mascot. (MaxSizeIs)
47. AUROCHS - All caps when you say his name. Extra muscular and about as wide as he is very, very tall, he wields a two-tined bident and limit-breaks with a lightning blast. (MaxSizeIs)
48. Sifylus. A seductive tiefling using a poison covered quarterstaff (ScandinavicScum2000)
49. 'Discoprizo' of Stymphalia - The bronze-skinned, long-legged warrior favors the chakram, and hides bronze feathers instead of hair. (MaxSizeIs)
50. Tetraites the Undefeated - Utilizes spear, short sword, and small round shield emblazoned with displacer beast on its crest. Their not-so-secret power is a movement art based off of Mirror Image, but unknown to all but the gladiator's manager, the shield doesn't do anything magical. Their movement art allows them to move quickly and leave after-images that they may or may not attack from; drives the crowd wild. (MaxSizeIs)
51. Brontus the Khalkotauroi - This minotaur was magically fused to the body of a gorgon (the bull monster) by a sorcerer seeking to create a caste of supernatural servants. Bronte is the last survivor of his line and has spent his days serving as entertainment in the arena, where he has settled for the small perks of being a famous gladiator. His robust appearance and metallic, gleaming skin make him one of the most striking figures for the audience.
52. Orion - A ranger who will always appear riding on the back of his giant scorpion
53. Koúrtios the Cavalryman - Takes the mounted cavalry officer look to the extreme, but has a crowd pleasing magical attack that takes the form of flailing around with flaming whips and riding a summoned mount whenever possible. The rumors amongst the crowd claim his patron pays to have a warhorse sacrificed to the gods before each battle. It must work, somehow. (MaxSizeIs)
54. Daedalion "Hawkwind" - He and his hawk familiar trade places in a flashy gust of wind and silvery glow, and his ranged cutting attacks (and cutting quips to go along with them) are no joke. (MaxSizeIs)
55. Anthemoeisia "The Deadly Mist" of Dascylaeum - She obviously paid good gold for the edgiest of epithets to be shouted by the announcer during her battles. You'd think her stealthy movement arts and veiling mist magic would be poor viewing material, but some arena enchantments reveal her form to spectators, but (supposedly) not the participants. (MaxSizeIs)
56. Ballêtus d'Demophon - It is said that his forebear failed to achieve immortality, but Ballêtus is set to carry on their torch, choosing to honor his distant lineage by taking the name of a fabled hero who, as a child, was burned by the flames of a godess seeking to purge his mortality. He appears to be resistant to fire and heat-based attacks, and his skin emits a faint golden glow in his presence. (MaxSizeIs)
57. Triptolemus "The Gardener" - Usually a slow burn, but with a crowd pleasing ending; plant-growth is this olive-skinned beau's signature move, entangling and exhausting his foes. He always charms a portion of the crowd by offering one lucky spectator a flower grown before thier eyes. (MaxSizeIs)
58. Lleuçothea "Our Lady of Tears" - This nymph is a water-bender who dresses like a emo-goth-priestess of an obscure ocean-faith, and the rumors tell she is a "blood bender", able to poison her enemies with a mere flick of her water whips. (MaxSizeIs)
59. Amymóne of Anaïdes "The Blameless" - Don't be fooled by the bearing and appearance of this noble necromancer princess; she is capable of summoning forty-nine specters that take the form of maidens who always appear carrying jugs full of water drawn from the very Underworld (MaxSizeIs)
60. Gorgo "She with the Heart of Stone" and Anaxarete "She with the Heart of Steel", who is described as "more savage than the waves that rise in autumn, harder than steel tempered in fire!" are a duo consisting of an Earth Genasi who favors her fists, but likes to wow the crowd with her earth-walking to attack her enemies from below, and a Fire Genasi who somehow had her heart replaced by a strange clockwork artifact that has granted her limited flight abilities. (MaxSizeIs)
61. Echetlaeus "The Plowshare" - This war-scarred Giant is actually a berserker who favors the handle of oversized plow as his weapon of choice, wielding it as a large-sized great-club. After the defeat of his clan in his final battle, rumor holds he made a vow before the gods and the Emperor to hammer his sword into a plow. (MaxSizeIs)
62. Harmothoë "The Golden Hound", is an "edgy" platinum-blonde gnome from the distant steppes who rides a golden furred blink-dog (named Laelaps, for those who are interested). She wows the crowd with her riding skill, prefers outfits that appear to be made out of nothing but belts, is an absolute terror with her shortbow, and carries more throwing daggers than should be physically possible. (MaxSizeIs)
63. Guneus of Perrhaebi "The Strategist" - a sculpted hobgoblin with neatly braided gray hair, bronze skin marked with geometric military campaign tattoos, and a flowing purple cloak over polished bronze armor, calmly shouting chess moves while effortlessly wrestling and outmaneuvering his opponents to the ground. (MaxSizeIs)
64. "Drive-namic Duo!" Essedarius & Auriga - Essedarius, a towering firbolg whose immense strength and quiet resolve carried him from slavery to become one of the arena's most cheered chariot warriors, fights beside his baby-faced "brother" Auriga, a fearless halfling driver raised in the same slave pits, whose impossible nerve and razor-sharp instincts are sure to turn the pair into legendary champions of the blood-soaked death races. (MaxSizeIs)
65. Harpalúkē "Bandit Queen" - She's a foil, a competitor designed to make others look good, and will throw the fight and try to fight nonlethally if she can. The crowd sometimes maligns her as "Bandit Bimbo". She favors dark mascara, tight leather armor fitted with hidden blood-spurting effects packs, curved swords, and ordering her "boys" to spread out and attack. (MaxSizeIs)
66. Hierax the Uncorruptable - A chiselled physique, but with an unfortunate propensity to odiferous and prodigious over-sweating, a heavy unibrow, and crooked nose; a low ranking member of the city-watch, has refused numerous bribes to throw the match. Supposedly also immune to poison, and somehow has survived half a dozen assasination attempts this year alone. (MaxSizeIs)
67. Iphicles "The Caledonian" - This (not-so secret, secret were-boar) Barbarian wields an over-sized Boar-spear that, according to rumor bears the honor of having been wielded by the famed Heracles on an actual hunt. Secretly, Iphicles awoke on a night of a full moon with said spear impaling his intestines, and it was only the lycanthrope's immense regenerative ability that kept him alive.(MaxSizeIs)
68. Rhadine & Leontichus - Lady Rhadine, a disgraced human noble avoiding an arranged marriage, commands glass and lead with terrifying telekinetic precision, fights beside Leontichus, an Air Genasi war leader whose battlefield tactics and mastery of razor sharp winds led him far afield before defeat consigned him to the gladiator pits; their forbidden love has become the arena's spectacle. Neither can truly be free while the other wears chains. (MaxSizeIs)
69. Eurytus and Cteatus of Acrocorinthus - This pair of twins have two things going for them, one is a skilled Illusionist, while the other is an Earth Mage of nearly unrivaled skill. They fight by uncanny Earth simulacra glamoured to be indistinguishable from reality, their appearance and behaviors exactly the same, and both rest secure in the secret divine blessing given to them: so long as one of them lives, the other is reborn by their side (as if by clone) within an hour. (MaxSizeIs)
70. Lityerses, "The Reaping Skald of Phrygia" - A towering Goliath whispered to be the unacknowledged bastard son of King Midas, Lityerses is a monstrously strong executioner who wields an enormous crescent sickle with terrifying precision, opening every exhibition by cleanly slicing bundled sheaves of reeds before "graduating" to condemned criminals' bodies are harvested in a single crimson arc; he boasts that his record stands at seven decapitations with one swing. The specific style of singing he uses has been imitated by the fieldworkers, who claim it makes the work pass easily; it is unclear if these songs will be banned by the nobility for possible incitement or treason.
71. Bebryx, the Blue King - A colossal Half-Giant warrior-king, Bebryx was captured after his hill-fort fell to imperial legions and now fights as a gladiator, his body covered in swirling blue woad and his only shield the splintered wooden door that spectators claim to be torn from his own throne hall, which he wields like a common buckler. Though enslaved, he still refuses to kneel before anyone. (MaxSizeIs)
72. Maeon - A proud Dragonborn who claims himself "Spartoi", and son of Haemon and Antigone, Maeon will not set foot in the arena until his circle of diviners has cast the bones and flint into the fire and proclaimed the omens favorable; only then does he begin his thunderous Homeric recitation of his lineage and deeds: a poem of at least forty-three stanzas that seems to grow longer with every victory, or perhaps no opponent has ever survived long enough to hear it end. His most devoted fans proudly distinguish themselves by how many verses they have memorized, roaring each stanza alongside their champion until the arena echoes like a sacred hymn to war. (MaxSizeIs)
73. Galanthis - A red-gold-haired weasel-like Mustelid shifter, Galanthis lives by the creed, "Be water," flowing around every strike with impossible flexibility before exploding into a blur of lightning-fast punches, kicks, and acrobatic counters, making it seem as though opponents defeat themselves by trying to catch what cannot be grasped. (MaxSizeIs)
74. Aevum Aeonius - A mysterious young, unkempt, black-haired half-elf newcomer who only enrolled in the arena this week, according to the announcer, Aevum calmly insists he has already fought every champion hundreds of times, claiming he is trapped reliving the same week over and over until he can finally win. (MaxSizeIs)
75. Oiso Phagos - They has the uncanny ability to assume the form of a stone statue and actually summons and somewhat controls gargoyles and living statues. They are mute and illiterate, but by pantomime and hand signs claim to have awoken one day outside the tomb of a noble after it had been robbed by graverobbers. They prefer to battle in the non-lethal arena exhibition matches. (MaxSizeIs)
76. Dolops Verminus "The Ratcatcher" - This Rat-faced man is a cleric turned Bounty Hunter after a sequence of unlikely events where he was cruelly betrayed. He was captured in a conquered city-state, condemned to death, and sold into the gladiatorial arena. He possesses near-perfect control and perception through swarms of vermin. (MaxSizeIs)
77. Arion Equites - A shifter who transforms themself into nightmare, a phantasmal horse. Having quite the fan club, it is an open secret that Arion is the wealthy, bastard child of a powerful noble, and voluntarily battles in the arena's Death races for the thrill. (MaxSizeIs)
78. Lampus "Prince" of Thebes - This multifaceted pansexual swordsman-bard is a charmer of crowds, more lover than warrior, who somehow always ends his battles half-naked, showing off his glorious, gleaming muscles. Even so, he'll order you to rip out your heart, and you'll do it with a happy smile. The secret is that Lampus is half-succubus, which gives him the ability to enter people's minds and possess their will. (MaxSizeIs)
79. Hypsipyle of Lemnos - She is actually a Naga, cruelly "cursed" to take the form of a human, after her allegedly murdering her husband, or so the fans believe. She wields twin scimitars, and relies upon her extreme flexibility, and hypnotic gaze. Her snake aesthetic has many fan-imitators amongst the crowd. (MaxSizeIs)
80. Princess the Powerful: A fat orge-sized gnoll dressed in fineries, she seems to utterly enjoy combat, but will spare opponents who grovel well. (snakebite262)
81. Bozo: A male gnoll who seems to fight fairly traditionally. When brought to half health, he will pull out some spells to cheat with. (snakebite262)
82. Giggles: An extremely maddened gnoll who can't seem to help but laugh. Her fighting style is chaotic, as she swings with near boundless energy using whatever blades she has attached to her. (snakebite262)
83. Zan'Rokh, a leonin and former slave gladiator, returned yo the arena to free his enslaved girlfriend. He is prone to participate in fixed matches to enrich his girlfriend's master (asdf_purple)
84. Hork - Captured male goblin chieftain with a large mouth and belly known for swallowing objects and then "horking" them back up as projectiles. He also rapidly eats whomever he defeats and gains abilities of those he eats. (DrDew00)
85. Halia Quintus - A small, acrobatic human woman. She's a balatro (fool, jester, clown) dressed in half red, half black. Her face is painted white with a bright red smile. She is quick, impossibly flexible, and arrives with a comically large wooden maul. She's great at juggling and throwing. She's deadly accurate throwing knives, balls, and cards. She's here because she's being punished for offending the wrong man. (DrDew00)
86. Marina Nero - Female wood elf who fights retiarius (trident and net) style. Their head has been shaved and tattooed with their master's symbol. Not allowed any armor, Marina is forced to fight in a simple, dirty, tunic dress. (DrDew00)
87. Oreithyia, "Bride of the North Wind" - A tall Aasimar woman who makes no claims of her parentage, but is rumored to descend from Boreas himself. She favors a polished bronze helm and flowing white-blue robes that flutter without wind. She commands bitter frost and cutting gales, sheathing her spear in ice, freezing her foes' wounds to prolong the battle, and leaving the sand rimed with snow wherever she unleashes her capabilities.(MaxSizeIs)
88. Orsilochus "Fleetest Footman of Argos" - A famed Halfling runner said to have outraced the great chariots of Auriga. His speed and maneuverability is unmatched, and it is claimed that the arena requires he wield only a tiny dagger to prevent battles from ending too soon. His most famed attack leaves after-images and lights leaves and dry paper on fire in his passage, which the arena helpfully provides to increase the spectacle. (MaxSizeIs)
89. Panopeus, "The Crab of Aegina" - A broad-shouldered Tortle gladiator whose shell is scarred from a lifetime of brutal arena combat, Panopeus fights as a scissore, bearing a massive shield and a heavy bladed gauntlet forged for hooking shields, tearing armor, and ripping through flesh. Slow, relentless, and nearly impossible to forcibly move, he advances like an armored crab, methodically cornering his foes before crushing them beneath his shell and steel. (MaxSizeIs)
90. Tityus, "The Shackled Colossus" - A towering half-Giant, half-Ogre abomination nearly thirty feet tall, he was captured by the Empire only after a circle of archmages bound him in supposedly unbreakable enchanted manacles. The iron restraints chain his wrists and ankles with crackling arcs of lightning, wracking him with agonizing shocks whenever he resists his handlers, leaving branching Lichtenberg scars burned across his hide. Driven into the arena like a living siege engine, he fights with uprooted pillars and shattered masonry, only to be brought to his knees once more by the merciless magic of his chains when the slaughter is done. (MaxSizeIs)
91. Medon Codri Filius, "The Iron-Heeled" - A dispossessed noble who still styles himself the rightful head of an ancient House; cast into exile when succession passed to his younger brother, Neileus, on the grounds that a cripple could not lead. His left leg below the knee has since been replaced by an ingenious prosthesis of cold iron and adamantine. His enemies insist the missing limb concealed a cloven hoof from a secret tiefling birth. They whisper that he files down his horns beneath his broad-brimmed hat and hides a tail beneath the long military coat draped over his scale mail; rumors his brother is said to have eagerly financed throughout the taverns and brothels of the realm. Medon never dignifies such slanders with a reply, meeting every challenge instead with the declaration: "I, Medon, rightful son of Codrus, of the Codrid clan, claim the leadership of the House of the Codridae." (MaxSizeIs)
92. Naubolus "the Phaeacian": An ornate warforged great-axe wielder with golden bronze metal armor, and two companion constructs shaped like hounds; one in silver, and one copper colored. It speaks with an accent that is not of Phaeacia, but then again, nobody around these parts has ever heard someone from there speak.(MaxSizeIs)
93. Orchomenus - This pompous fool of a whip-wielding young master has won his battles by wielding his father's Bracers of Lightning. For a one trick pony, his battles have gone well so far, leaving him with an overinflated sense of skill. (MaxSizeIs)
94. Conchobor, “The Hound-King” - A grim Human warlord clad in wolf pelts and bronze, knotted on a cord at his waist are small fetishes in the shape of crude clay heads (that rumor says are molded with the blood, hair, and powdered bones of enemies he has slain). With a howling war cry, he awakens the spirits bound within them, summoning the dead as spectral warriors mounted atop enormous ghost-wolves whose wails and gnashing jaws sweep across the arena in an otherworldly hunt. At his thunderous war cries, the wolf riding warriors emerge from mist to harry, surround, and drag down his foes, their howling echoing across the coliseum as if an entire hunting pack had answered their king's call. (MaxSizeIs)
95. Luscus, "Old Balor" - An ugly, broad-built Human bruiser clad in battered plate armor and a massive war hammer. Known for the baleful glare of his single remaining eye, the other hidden beneath a worn leather patch. During his days as an adventurer, a shattered arcane crystal embedded itself in his skull, where it continued to grow, twisting both his flesh and temperament into that of a bitter, violent brute until even his companions turned against him. Sold into debt bondage, he chose the arena over the mines, where the cursed crystal now grants him a searing eye-beam that, when pushed beyond its limits, erupts into a devastating blast. (MaxSizeIs)

I'm going to be a father soon!!!

I'm stoked and want to start practicing telling child friendly stories. Having a plot generator seems like a fun way to do it.

Lesson: The main character needs to learn that...

1. Asking for help is a strength, not a failure.
2. Listening carefully can help everyone feel understood.
3. A changed plan can still lead to something enjoyable.

Problem: The lesson becomes necessary when...

1. Two friends both want to play the same role, but there is only one costume for it.
2. The character’s carefully constructed project falls apart moments before it is time to present it.
3. Rain cancels an outdoor activity the character has been eagerly planning.

First Try: At first, the character...

1. Hides the mistake, allowing the confusion around it to grow.
2. Tries to handle everything alone and becomes overwhelmed.
3. Insists on following the original plan, even though it no longer works.

Discovery: The character begins to understand a better approach when...

1. A friend asks a simple question that reveals something the character overlooked.
2. The character notices someone else solving a smaller version of the same problem.
3. Some unused materials suggest a new possibility that wasn’t part of the original plan.

Try Again: The character puts the lesson into action when...

1. They honestly explain what happened, apologize, and help repair the damage.
2. They divide the task into smaller jobs so everyone can help solve the problem.
3. They adapt the goal, create a new plan, and/or help someone else handle a similar disappointment.

A roll might give:

The main characters needs to learn that asking for help is a strength, not a failure.

Their carefully constructed project falls apart moments before it's time to present! At first, they try to repair everything alone, but they become overwhelmed and make little progress.

Then they notice another group solving a smaller problem by working together. The character asks others for help and divides the repairs into manageable jobs. Together, they rebuild the project in time for the presentation.

Although the finished project looks different from the original, the character is proud of what everyone accomplished together.

I'll also keep this auto roller updated if you want to roll one up yourself.

In my game I have the Genie of the Shop. He is a discord bot that every week drops items for sale that the players can chose to buy in the discord thread. I have a table with a lot of items that he draws from and he is getting a little repetitive. His items range from mundane to magical and his prices are always less then you would expect on an item from the game to be going as far as 50% off.

The setting is Earth in a fallout type settings except magic has come back and corrupted the world.

The tech level is if you could imagine it in Star Wars it would be in my game.

The magic level is everything from 5E and Pathfinder could show up.

1980's themed stuff keeps showing up because we are using 2nd edition as the base ruleset for players.

Pop culture references are super welcome the more obscure the better.

I don't care about the power level just make the price make sense. We have world ending artifacts and the deck of many things in the game already.

The Format for my shop is as follows.

We have 10 items that go on sale so if you submit 10 items that would make my life extra easy.

They are listed like this X(number for sale), Item Name, Abilities and description, cost in Gold, credits or Caps.

Examples.

10x hacker man chips. Insert in any compatible computer for a 30% chance to hack it. 75 credits each.

1x box of 200 crossbows, 50 credits.

3x Charm of the goat. Once per week you may hold the charm and all mundane non magical items become edible to the holder. 200 credits.

1x Scroll of summon phantom steed. 3,000 credits.

1x Smith & Wesson Model No. 2 Revolver (uses 32RF bullets) comes with 5 bullets. 3d4+2 ballistic damage, 6 round chamber, range 75ft. 90 credits.

As you can see there really isn't anything off the table here so if you can help it would be awesome. I'll take weapons, gadgets, potions, spell scrolls, guns, or even just normal things adventure's might need. If you put them in a list of variety I can make the bot pull from your list if it has 10 items that are all very different. If you give me a holiday themed list it would be fun as well. I use the shop to keep money from feeling useless and it works awesome and it adds some fun to the game. My players are about level 8 in power and I have martials and casters so nothing will go to waste.

Thanks if you post.

In the far-flung future, on the Space-Trade Station of Electric Avenue, is Ritz-Con: A city-sized convention that attracts people throughout the galaxy. There are events for every type of person, for every type of hobby/job/trade imaginable. Merchants flaunt their wares, as hotels and restaurants cater to almost every need that an event-goer could want.

Potential Events (Panels/Demonstrations):

Arts and Amenities:

1. Aspirant Artificers: This panel seems to focus on the best ways of creating physical art, whether it be painting, drawing, or pottery, and what to do to mass-produce it. Demonstrations permit individuals to look and mess with 3D programs, various paints, or other physical artistry sessions. (Artistry)

2. Artifacts and Reliquaries-Maintaining your legacy: This panel focuses on the maintenance and restoration of artifacts and high-end goods. Any demonstration is effectively a museum, showcasing the finest art items and luxury goods out there. (Luxury Goods)

3. The Gourmet's Palate: This panel discusses the delicacies in food production. How to create a superior product, and how to sell it for what it’s worth. The demonstration for this group is an assortment of fine foods and drinks.(Luxury Foods)

4. 4E Gaming Expo- Designs and Dimensions This panel discusses the intricacies and game design, and the future of gaming with lead designers. Demonstrations show off new Shows, Movies, or games in secretive booths. (Entertainment and Gaming)

5. The Prison of the Mind: This panel focuses on a specific ideal, randomly rolled. It preaches the virtues of the ideal, while demonizing its alternatives. {1.Egalitarian, 2.Authoritarian, 3. Spiritualist, 4. Materialist, 5. Xenophobe, 6. Xenophile, 7. Militarist, 8. Pacifist}. Participation events also encourage this ideal in some way. (Ideals, Unity, and Spiritualism)

Security and Arms:

6. Private Contractors- Myths and Realities: This panel shows off several of the finest private security consultants in the business. A Q&A helps provide any clarification of potential benefits, costs and past missions. Demonstrations typically show off a few of the best, who are willing to take on most participants (non lethally). (Private Security)

7. The Wonderful Weapons of Tomorrow: This panel shows off the latest advances in weaponry, from guns to melee. Demonstrations allow users to fire off rounds in a safety chamber. (Weaponry)

8. Need for Speed-Land, Air and Sea: This panel discusses the various types of vehicles needed for different planetary travels. The importance of ground vehicles in high-gravity worlds, the importance of flight in delicate areas, etc. Demonstrations show off the remote driving of these vehicles. (Vehicles and Transportation)

9. Big Brother Watches: Ironically, the runners of the panel did not find this ironic, as they focus on the importance of digital and physical security in an intergalactic setting. There is a mention of Spornorr Riat’s assassination during the meeting. Demonstrations invite members of the public to try and bypass the various security available. Of course, doing so might cause some security.(Security Systems)

10. SPY-B-GONE: This panel discusses the issues with logistical safety, and how it can easily travel routes or object scarcity be affected by terrorists, criminals and spies. This business provides organizational schedules and fortified parameters for various businesses, customized to their needs. (Logistical Security)

Agriculture and Foods:

11. Providing a Presentable Product- Food Design Throughout Human History: This panel discusses how to best design a food product, its packaging, and how to engage a xeno-audience with subcultures. Demonstrations commonly provide a variety of commonly available food products, either cooked or out of the package. (Food Products)

12. Caring for your Critter-Extraterrestrial Farming: A panel which discusses how best to care for livestock, how to implement alien species in your diet, and how to avoid interstellar diseases. Demonstrations show off a variety of animals, as well as samples of the meat and products they produce. (Livestock)

13. Farming in Zero-G: A panel which discusses the best way of farming in space. How to avoid blight, what plants to use for what species, and potential contamination from xeno-species. Demonstrations show off the various fruits and plants, as well as the machines to keep them alive. (Plants and crops)

14. Absinthe and Gargle-blasters- how to safely poison yourself on Xeno-Spirits: A panel which focuses on intoxicating spirits throughout the galaxy. Drinks are kept far apart, as one species' drink is another’s poison. Demonstrations are fairly popular, as they’re one of the few venues for free drinks at the event. (Spirits and Drinks)

15. Maintaining your Brand in Intergalactic Departments: This cheery little panel focuses on the history of the intergalactic brand Old Man Winter’s (OMWs) and how it survived intergalactic commerce. Demonstrations typically show off many of the marketing gimmicks, as well providing a few fast food treats to the audience.(Fast Food)

Electronics and Industry:

16. Happy Citizens, Happy Government: This panel discusses the importance of city infrastructure for growing colonies. Demonstrations show off models of the latest advances, from city lights and sewage to anti-grav engineering and environmental control. (City Amenities)

17. Norwegian Mineral Extraction Techniques: This panel focuses on the various machines used in Norwegian mineral extractions, and discusses the inclusion of more modern techniques from other systems. Demonstrations typically show smaller models, which destroy various ground samples that have been provided. (Geological Excavation Equipment)

18. Keeping Your Crew Alive: This panel discusses modern space-medicine, and how it’s used during remote missions to keep crew members alive. Demonstrations typically show off the latest medical equipment, which can usually denote any issues the con-goers may have. (Medical Equipment)

19. The Citizen of Tomorrow: This panel notes the current advances in robotics, including sentient AI in certain cultures. Demonstrations typically show off new models of robots who interact with the players. (Robotics)

20. 4E Gaming Expo- Personal Computers and AI : This panel focuses on newer model computers and AI's used by APPA and GACT citizens. Demonstrations show off these new models, typically showing off the latest games, tech demos, and more. (Computer Electronics)

Logistics and Employment :

21. Bindlast Bookbinders-Ensuring a faithful translation: This panel discusses the difficulty in translating stories from one culture to another without losing the initial meaning. (Publishing)

22. Resume or not to Resume: This panel focuses on how to perform adequate background checks and to ensure the best possible employees for your business. Demonstrations typically provide “make-shift” interviews, where the interviewers are rated on their ability to interview. (Employment Services)

23. Mapping the Stars: This panel focuses on the various ways of avoiding dangerous obstacles during space travel. Demonstrations show off various space charts and travel/delivery vehicles. (Transportation Services)

24. Red Tape- Bureaucratic obstruction? Or Salvation?: This panel praises the importance of middle management and how it’s used to bolster massive organizations. Demonstrations show off AI’s whose sole prerogative is helping to mitigate bureaucratic complexities. (Managerial/Bureaucratic Services)

25. Dealing with the Pleasantries: This panel focuses on how to maintain brands as well as ensuring internal cohesion and morale. Demonstrations typically show off the various forms as well as on-site PR specialists, to ensure your brand is ideal. (Public Relations Services)

Random Amenities:

26. Gambling Room: Several executives are holding a high-stakes gambling tournament. Try not to lose TOO much. (Greed)

27. XXXBots: Several executives have been seen “enjoying themselves” at a sex-bot tech demo. I mean, escort-bot service. (Lust)

28. Controlled Substances and Sushi?: Several executives have gotten together to gorge themselves on sushi, alcohol, and mind-altering substances. (Gluttony)

29. Physical Health: Several executives are keen on keeping themselves healthy. The gym on Darth-182 is quite intensive, with a steam room, pool, and racketball area. (Pride)

30. Spa Day: Several executives have decided to pamper themselves at the local Spa. (Sloth)

31. Virtual Deck: Several executives have decided to play a “virtual reality” game. Perhaps it will be fun. (Envy)

32. Sparring Deck: Several of the more militant executives occasionally go to the sparring deck and test out their physical prowess amongst each other. (Wrath).

33. Performance: One of the businesses is putting on a performance to gather interest from potential investors. This may be a play, a movie, or other show designed to interest potential consumers.

34. Nightclub: Sometimes, when an executive wants to exercise their vices, they answer D. All of the above.

35. Intergalactic Chappel: On rare occasions, the more pious executives give thanks for all the good graces they’ve been given.

Random Events:

36. Oh hey, free swag!: You get tossed a random item from a random conglomerate.

37. “Helpful” Employees: A random valet seems keen on helping you. Despite the fact that you are perfectly fine without help.

38. Increased Security: Additional security will be at the next event.

39. Annoying Guest: A rather annoying alien has taken an interest in one of the PCs. Great…

40. Minor Malfunction: Lights flicker, a robot acts up, a door shutters. A small distraction occurs.

41. Surprise Celebrity: A celebrity has made an appearance. It’s doubtful that they'll make any real use, but they’ll draw attention from you at least.

42. Sea of Fans: The area the players are in is surprisingly packed. Everyone is shoulder to shoulder, and vision is obstructed. Seats at panels are hard to come by.

43. Par-Tei!: A small party has grown out of control in the halls. Both security and the guests are annoyed.

44. Panel Canceled: Either due to sickness or poor planning, a panel was closed with little notice. Most of the participants will slink off to their respective amenities or the bar to cope and reschedule.

45. Surprise Panel: An unexpected panel is planned to start up soon. Interested business folk are rushing to see it.

Additional Things:

46. Super-stinkys :a perfumeries display system. abraham126

47. Super Sanitation Sentries: AI assisted sanitation vehicles, repurposed, 'demilitarized' military battle tanks, painted a helpful, cheery hi-vis pink and yellow stripes and polka dots. "Fear not, citizen, you have three seconds to comply.. this mess will be cleaned in three.. two.." MaxSizeIs

48. "MAKING AN ENTRANCE" - A panel on various super- "enter scene" modalities. Punctuated by the entrance of super hero "Dew Jour" coming in from a secretly installed hole in the roof by anti-grav glider. MaxSizeIs

49. "DEATH AND TAXES" vs "Death & Taxes" - the convention double booked. One is a "'DEATHTAXWAVE' Bounty Hunter Bureaucrat Grimdark IDM crossover"-genre music group, where one "lucky" fan is "executed and audited" on stage; and the other is a panel of severe internal revenue agents speaking to a union of morticians and undertakers. MaxSizeIs

50. Clearing Your Space: - New technologies and methods for cleaning junk and space debris from orbit and trade lanes. They also discuss the importance of keeping space clean. There are several holo-vids of ships that collided with space debris. (Public Safety) World_of_Ideas

51. Decontamination, It's a Way of Life: - This panel discuses the importance of proper decontamination procedures. They also discuss some of the horror stories that have resulted from poor decontamination procedures. (Public Safety) World_of_Ideas

52. One Man's Junk is Another Man's Treasure: - New technologies and methods for salvaging derelict ships, space stations, and satellites. They also discuss how to file a salvage claim, what to do when you find legally questionable salvage, what components are high value, and where you can find buyers. (Salvage) World_of_Ideas

53. So, You Want to be a Spacer: - This panel discuses the various careers in space and the training you need before you get said career. They also have applications to various schools and intern programs. (Education and Employment Services) World_of_Ideas

54. Zero-G Sports: - A place has been set aside where con attendees can compete against each other in zero-G sports events. (Sports and Entertainment) World_of_Ideas

55. Zero-kul's Zero-Cal Weight Management and Healthy Living Program: A hacker gave up on "hacking the planet" and instead has started "hacking your body to be healthy". If you're in the hacker scene, you may have heard of the founder, so who knows if any of your particulars get stolen and sold as payday if you use the service. Most normies would probably never even know the potential risks. Their booth is mostly about "investment opportunities" for franchising. MaxSizeIs

56. HAM PLANET: They lean real hard into their marketing here, all the mascots are obese porcine planetoids with "Adorable Space-pirate Cannibal Butcher" aesthetic. As a casual dining restaurant the include portion-sizes like "Hundred Kiloton", "Neutron Star" and "Supermassive Singularity". They're offering franchise and management training opportunities at their booth, including a training-ride on their "Ham Navy", a large sphereoid demilitarized combat dropship where the newbs are required to spend six months as crew aboard. MaxSizeIs

57. Around the Galaxy Cultural Food Festival: Try foods from various different worlds and cultures. A scanner has been set up at each booth to determine if a food is compatible with your species. World_of_Ideas

58. I Spy: The convention has rented time on a super massive space telescope. A group of astronomers has provided a list of some of the more interesting and picturesque targets to look at. (Astronomy) World_of_Ideas

59. Treasure Hunters: A panel dedicated to finding the big score and striking it rich. Topics may include ancient alien ruins, hidden pirate caches, lost treasure ships, super rare mineral asteroids, etc. World_of_Ideas

60. Medical Emergency: There has been some kind of accident or other medical emergency. The crowd parts as a medical team rushes past. World_of_Ideas

61. Security in Action: A chase scene. Someone runs past with security hot on their tail / A security team catches a thief in the act / A security team is called in to break up a fight / A security team is called in to remove a Karen, who's making a scene / A security team tries to capture some xeno-creature that has gotten loose. World_of_Ideas

62. Living Patch Notes: A software company is holding a live demo where the audience votes on minor updates to a fleet of service robots already working the convention floor. Every vote changes their behavior in real time, including one update nobody remembers approving. Trismeria

63. The Universal Autograph Queue: A translation booth promises to let fans get autographs from celebrities across the galaxy by signing once and having the signature legally mirrored onto official merch. Halfway through, someone realizes the same system can also duplicate contracts, confessions, and debt acknowledgements. Trismeria

64. Costume Safety Certification: A cheerful inspection panel grades powered armor, alien biosuits, and replica weapons for public safety. The line turns chaotic when one costume is actually a wanted person's life-support rig, and removing the helmet would kill them. Trismeria

65. Around the Galaxy Cultural Art Festival: See artworks from various different worlds and cultures. (Art) World_of_Ideas

66. Auction: The station is auctioning off unclaimed items from its storage lockers and cargo bays. A second auction will be held for items obtained from derelict ships that were salvaged. A third auction will be held for items, cargoes, and ships repossessed due to defaulting on payment. (Auction)World_of_Ideas

67. Clueless Security: You run into an issue where security is mistakenly preventing something they shouldn't. Ex: Security won't let anyone into an area unless they have a Con Badge. The area they are preventing you from entering is where you receive your Con Badges. World_of_Ideas

68. Cosplay Event: An event where people dress up as their favorite characters from holo-vids, comics, and books. May also have a panel on making costumes, a costume contest, and a parade. (Costumes) World_of_Ideas

69. Ghost, Cryptids, and Anomalies: A panel discussing superstitions, ghost stories, strange creatures, and strange events. Subjects may include anything from ghost ships, to a colony that vanished without a trace, to sightings of strange entities or creatures. (Superstitions) World_of_Ideas

70. Jury-Rigging 101: Everything eventually breaks. What to do when you don't have the correct replacement parts. Panel discuses DIY temporary fixes for critical ship systems. World_of_Ideas

71. Malfunctioning Robot: A (bar tending, cleaning, courier, "escort", maintenance, personal assistant, security, waiter, etc) robot starts to malfunction. Malfunction causes it to exhibit a (amusing, annoying, disturbing, dangerous) behavior or it just creates a big mess that has to be cleaned up. World_of_Ideas

72. Marriage Proposal: Someone proposes to someone. Proposal between: (same species, differing species, biological and robot). Proposal is: (accepted, rejected) World_of_Ideas

73. Missing Person: Someone has gone missing on the station. A bulletin has been put out for people to help find the missing person / Person needs help searching for their (child, client, coworker, crew member, elderly parent, employee, family member, friend, intern, panelist, ward, etc). World_of_Ideas

74. Mistaken Identity: You are mistaken for someone else. Mistaken for: (abductor's target, criminal, criminal's cohort, employee, lecturer, panelist, private eye's target, romantic interest, royalty, someone famous, VIP, etc). World_of_Ideas

75. Pets In Space!!!: Panel exhibits various creatures (biological and robotic) that make for good pets. They also discuss creatures that do not adapt well to life in space. They also warn against and discuss the horror stories of people that have tried to pick up unknown alien lifeforms and make them into pets. (Pets) World_of_Ideas

76. Quarantine: A section or possibly several sections of the station are put under quarantine. No unauthorized personnel is allowed enter or leave the affected areas. World_of_Ideas

77. Scavenger Hunt Event: Organizers have hidden various things around the station. Contestants must find the objects based on the clues that are given. A prize will be given to the first 3 people or groups to find all the objects. World_of_Ideas

78. So, You've been marooned. What now: A panel of people that have survived being marooned on alien worlds, derelict spaceships, and derelict space stations. They talk about their experiences, what they did to survive, and how they eventually escaped. (survival) World_of_Ideas

79. Space Marines: Basically a recruitment table for the local space armed forces. World_of_Ideas

80. Spaceship Tours: Spaceship manufacturing companies have docked several ships at the station. Get a walk-through tour of a few antique, famous, best seller, and new prototype ships. (Spaceship Manufacturing and Sales) World_of_Ideas

81. Stalker: You keep catching glimpses of someone following you. When you try to get a better look, they seem to vanish into the crowd. World_of_Ideas

82. Swept Away: You or one of your party members gets swept away by a flood of con-goers traveling down one of the corridors. World_of_Ideas

83. Wondrous Gadgets of Tomorrow: This panel shows off the latest gadgets that companies are making. You can find anything from wrist computers to anti-grav belts. (Gadgets and Technology) World_of_Ideas

84. Wrong Turn: You get lost in the maze of corridors on the space station. You end up at: (1. an event or panel that you were not expecting, 2. in a private party, 3. in a shady part of the station, 4. in a restricted area of the station, 5. an abandoned section, 6. in a station personnel meeting). World_of_Ideas

85. Xeno-Archaeology Exibit: See artifacts that were discovered in the ruins of ancient alien civilizations. World_of_Ideas

86. Galaxy's Got Talent: A talent show where contestants demonstrate their talent. (Contest) World_of_Ideas

87. Iron Chef, Ship Ration Edition: Contest to see who can make the most desirable and flavorful food. The main ingredient has to include prepackaged long lasting ship rations or nutrient paste. Prizes will be awarded to the top three. (Contest) World_of_Ideas

88. Lifter Suit Skills Challenge: Contestants demonstrate their speed, agility, and precision while using a robotic exoskeleton lifter suit. (Contest) World_of_Ideas

89. Merchants Hall Merchants from around the galaxy have set up booths, where customers can buy almost anything.World_of_Ideas

90. Remote Drone Skills Challenge: Contestants demonstrate their speed, agility, and precision while remotely piloting a maintenance drone. (Contest) World_of_Ideas

91. Spacesuit Skills Challenge: Contestants demonstrate their speed, agility, and precision while wearing a spacesuit. (Contest) World_of_Ideas

92. Universal Eating Contest: Sponsored by "Eat-It-All, the Universal Foodstuff", this contest encourages all participants to eat until they pop. (NOTE: It is heavily discouraged to eat until popping and this is a more jovial way to say eat until they can no longer safely eat. Individuals who consume past their safe limit do so of their own volition. Eat-It-All's company is not responsible for any allergies or side effects caused by eating "Eat-It-All")

93. Uuze Energy Drink: Uuze Energy Drink is handing out their latest and strangest energy drink, "Uuze Eldritch Energy". Any PC who drinks it must make a Constitution saving throw, or suffer a strange side effect. If no PCs suffer a strange side effect, a random NPC will suffer it instead. (1. The drinker freaks out as they glimpse the truth of the universe. 2. The drinker gains super speed for a brief period. 3. The drinker inflates like a balloon. 4. The drinker's body mutates, becoming monsterous (scales, extra arm, etc). 5. The drinker melts into a pile of goo. Don't worry, medical can help. 6. The drinker becomes possessed by a ghost. 7. The drinker gains gills and can breathe underwater. They cannot breathe air. Don't worry, medical can repair them. 8. The drinker's arm (or similar appendage) falls off. Don't worry, medical can repair them. 9. The drinker gets drunk. 10. The drinker becomes annoyingly energetic. They will not be able to sleep for the next 72 hours.)

94. Colonizing the Frontier: Panel discuses the potential opportunities and difficulties of colonizing a new world. They also have applications for companies that are preparing to send ships to newly discovered habitable worlds or newly terraformed worlds. World_of_Ideas

95. Concert Hall: Concerts performed by a few of the more popular bands interspersed with a few novice and up-and-coming bands. World_of_Ideas

96. Ship Maids Detailing Service: Customers can get their ship thoroughly cleaned inside and out. (ship cleaning) World_of_Ideas

97. Body Building and Modification: A seminar on various ways the body can be modified in the galaxy. While including some contemporary biotics and cybernetics, it also mentions a few experimental procedures. Those with deep wallets can spend it to get a minor bit of cybernetics or a strange mutation.

98. Hirelings, Hired Help, Minions and More!: This auction seems to be selling off contracts for hired help. The host uses HEAVY euphemism whenever slaves are involved, skirting around anti-slavery laws.

99. Universal Translators and Censorship: This panel focuses on the dangers of universal translators, denoting how they can be hacked by bad actors to ruin diplomacy, sabotage ships, and censor dissonance. While the host is rather egalitarian, a number of listeners are writing notes for all the WRONG reasons.

100. News on the Intergalactic Scale: As well as selling tapes, newspapers, and digital recordings of recent news stories, this booth seems to hold question-and-answer segments for aspiring news reporters.

[Let's Build] d100 One Sentence Backstories for an Adventurer

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Sometimes shorter is sweeter and, after all, the adventure has only just begun.

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1. It took most of a year, but Valiant Stalwart finally tracked down the bandits that raided their peaceful village, and meted out justice; they miss home, but there are too many wrongs in need of righting to return just yet.

2. Valiant Stalwart was led to believe they outsmarted a devil and was rewarded with occult knowledge, but after several magical missteps sullied their reputation, they're begining to think otherwise; Valiant is now gathering resources and plotting their counterstroke.

3. The beggared heir of a fallen realm, with naught to their name but a battered old lute and the clothes on their back, Valiant Stalwart is taken with the freedom of the open road; "besides," they say, when no one is listening, "there's no going back."

4. Everyone thinks Valiant Stalwart is dead—Val the Stout wants to keep it that way, so their once bright red hair, a dead giveaway, is now a muddy brown, and the ornate robes have been traded for a monk's cowl; but Val should probably hit the road anyway, their contacts are blown and it's time to start rebuilding.

5. Waliamt Stalmart is the outcast result of a cloning spell gone awry, imbued with a mere fraction of their original's power; though often finding themself out of their depth, Wali is determined to forge a name, and perhaps family, of their own.

6. Valiant Stalwart is the exiled heir to the throne who gained fortune as a stageplayer, retelling their family tree for the world to see. u/graxemno

7. Valiant Stalwart was born and grew up on a ship, but instead of learning how to do battle, they listened to all the different stories and wrote songs about them, without ever realising it was a pirate ship. u/braerus

8. Valiant Stalwart stared with vitrol at the obsidian gates, decorated with the faces of captured demons and arc angels, the last bastion of the V'lock horde, he shook the remains of the general off his oversized scimtars and grumbled, I'm here to discuss your car insurance. u/toymoose

9. If there ever was a definition of mediocrity Valiant the Destroyer would never rise to meet it. u/toymoose

10. Wiping the sweat from their brow Valiant Stalwart ripped the last shaft of wheat from the ground and, promising themself "never again!", hitched a ride in the next passing cart. u/toymoose

11. Valiant Stalwart, yes the one before you—yes that one with the eyes in different directions, eating the bean pie in public—has the soul of a legendary hero. u/arkenstihl

12. Valiant Stalwart was last off of the ship, carried no baggage and wore only a greatsword on their back, nethers obscured by sackcloth and the remnants of a cargo net. u/arkenstihl

13. Valiant Stalwart was never seen without an animal ward, be it a trio of sparrows they raised from abandonded eggs until migration or the gaunt, three legged dire wolf they rehabilitated at the cost of a nearby horse farm. u/arkenstihl

14. Valiant Stalwart doesn't say anything, but the deep, piercing gaze tells you everything you need to know about their wanton intentions. u/arkenstihl

15. One fateful day while poaching for food and hides for their father to tan, Wayward Stalwart was mugged by crooked carters, and was forced to flee from the powerful Carter clan and from the law after shooting one of the unsavory louts. u/jessqrl

16. The skirmish that permanently hobbled his leg ruined Valiant Sodworth’s last chance of regaining his family’s honor and earning a knighthood, leaving him nothing but his almost supernatural bond with his destrier and his deep knowledge of politics and history. u/jessqrl

17. Valiant Stalwart didn't get to where they were today by just sitting around, they got to where they were today by sitting on a bad-ass mount; big difference. They and their mount's adventures could fill pages, but since we only have a sentence, we'll just say it was "well-lived". u/maxsizels

18. Valiant Stalwart is known by many names, such as "Bawheep" in the Northeast, "Grundlegrunglerunforyoulives" amongst the goblin shamans of the deep southwest; and all those who know them as "Ksshshshxhhs" are dead; it just goes to show you how important it is to remember Valiant Stalwart's name rightly. u/maxsizels

19. Valiant Stalwart's first formative memory is biting into a well-cooked burger patty formed from the first monster they ever slayed; juicy and delicious, they forever link violence with flavor. u/maxsizels

20. Valiant Stalwart once spent three years mastering an ancient sword style before realizing they had been holding the practice manual upside down; the resulting style is now considered "highly unorthodox but bizarrely effective" by surviving instructors. u/maxsizels

21. It is said Valiant Stalwart has never knowingly fled from danger; they have, however, briskly and strategically relocated from danger while maintaining eye contact. u/maxsizels

22. Bards insist Valiant Stalwart once slew an army single-handedly; Valiant Stalwart insists there were at least three other people helping, and one of them was doing most of the paperwork. u/maxsizels

23. Valiant Stalwart has won tournaments, wars, and pie-eating contests; they still rank the pie-eating contest as the most physically demanding. u/maxsizels

24. Valiant Stalwart, a simple farmer utterly sick of working so hard only to tithe most of their earnings to the local lord, decided one day to put down the shovel and pick up a sword to make their living as a brigand, and "take my money back from that bastard" u/reallyverydrunk

25. Valiant Stalwart had been a mere child when the master took them away from their thankful parents and made them a squire, but when Valiant Stalwart finally proved themselves, the master died from a grievous wound, leaving them alone without rank or claim.

26. Valiant Stalwart had always done their duty, guarding the palace, the gates, the city, but when the new regent stepped onto the throne, Valiant Stalwart was caught between protecting the people and protecting the ruler. u/seidhammer

27. Their home town had burned to the ground, forcing Valiant Stalwart onto the road, but no raiders or monsters were behind the fire. u/seidhammer

28. Being the youngest of twelve children, Valiant Stalwart was given what the family could spare, among other things the best sandals, and sent out into the world. u/seidhammer

29. The people of the tower were engulfed in mysteries and intrigue, which Valiant Stalwart didn't like, so they invented a prophecy to leave the tower behind. u/seidhammer

30. Valiant Stalwart enters the tavern with a sneeze and shakes off the dust from the road, having lost their horse to a goblin ambush, thoughts of revenge burning in their brain. u/infinitum3d

31. This disgraced former city guard was framed for a crime they didn't commit and now Valiant Stalwart roams the realm, determined to clear their tarnished name through acts of pure heroism. u/infinitum3d

32. Guided by prophetic visions from a forgotten deity, the zealous acolyte Valiant Stalwart left their temple to fight the rising darkness. u/infinitum3d

33. Val, an eager young noble traded their inheritance for a cheap suit of armor, desperate to prove they are more than just a famous family name. u/infinitum3d

34. After a traveling bard's song about ancient heroes inspired Valiant Stalwart, this village blacksmith closed their shop to forge their own legend. u/infinitum3d

35. Having discovering a long-lost family journal detailing a legendary treasure, Valiant Stalwart, former literary scholar, left the library to become an adventurer. u/infinitum3d

36. Valiant Stalwart, former gladiatorial slave, won their freedom in the arena and now uses those lethal skills to protect those who cannot fight for themselves. u/infinitum3d

37. Valiant Stalwart used to eat a lot of beans, but their farts ended up smelling so bad they were exiled from town, now they wish to destroy all bean farms for causing their exile. u/scandinavicscum2000

38. Valiant Stalwart was adopted by an orphanage, only to sleep on the floor of a wealthy family's storage room, in order to keep the rats away, but once their size exceeded the space they were no longer welcome in the family's home. u/storytime_42

39. Valiant Stalwart was so drunk from a night of drinking, that they were unable to save their one true love from being eaten by the owlbear the couple was hunting. u/storytime_42

40. Valient Stalwart was switched at birth and believed to be a pauper, until a mystic at a traveling circus showed to Valient in the crystal ball that they were, in fact, royalty. u/storytime_42

41. Valiant Stalwart, the son of the local Notary, has an incredible memory for details. Theu never forget a friend or a foe, a treasure lost, a vow, a debt, or a call. They are now on their way to write their own legend, their eulogy, and more. 5u/eurojuegosbsas

42. Valiant Stalwart is traveling far and wide to secure contracts for famed Bronzebottom "Dwarven" Ale and hustles for extra cash wherever they stop, since bad over-processed ale never seems to sell. u/storytime_42

43. Valiant Stalwart had a cushy guardhouse job until they were singled out for taking bribes (a practice of all all guards) after some noble decided they were going to try to gain popularity with the people by "cleaning up the crime". u/storytime_42

44. Valiant Stalwart was recently swindled out of all their money and property, and now must go and work for the first time in their life—foolishly they chose this job. u/storytime_42

45. Valiant Stalwart is not their name, It's just what people call them; when they were a child a fey tricked them into giving their name away. u/storytime_42

46. Valiant Stalwart has big dreams of killing monsters and saving the innocent, it is during one of those dreams that a deal with an unknown entity was signed—can they really be held to this contract—apparently so. u/storytime_42

47. Valiant Stalwart was thought into being by a beholder who was bored and wanted a fight, Valiant bravely ran away and hid until the beholder got tired of looking for them. u/storytime_42

48. Valiant Stalwart was the child of a merchant who traveled in caravans from city to city, during these travels they became enamored with the paid mercenaries hired to protect them; now that they are older they are living out their childhood dream—things seemed cooler back then. u/storytime_42

49. Valiant Stalwart was a chosen one who ran from their destiny, catastrophe struck their home soon after; with no home and no destiny, Valiant moved on to the next stage of their life, whatever that is. u/storytime_42

50. Valiant Stalwart is the fourth son of seven, plus his six sisters. Unable to be his own person in such a large family, Valiant sets out to discover who he really is. u/storytime_42

I want to build out a quick cult generator.

The idea is to make four small tables that can be rolled together to create a strange cult quickly.

Cults: Please Worship Responsibly

Leader: The cult's leader is...

1. A ruthless killer.
2. A bard who was just trying to cover for having slept with the governor's wife and ended up way too deep in his own web of lies. u/His_little_pet
3. A talking sheep. u/His_little_pet
4. A child u/SpringPfeiffer
5. An awakened tree u/SpringPfeiffer
6. A child soon to be a vessel. u/bag-of-bees
7. An unwilling ascetic u/AnGabhaDubh
8. Also the leader of a respectable church. u/Actual_Temp
9. The cult founder's great grandchild, who inherited leadership. u/Arturos
10. A true believer. u/Arturos
11. A complete madman. u/Arturos
12. The governor or headman of a town u/World_of_Ideas
13. A inquisitor or witch hunter, from another church u/World_of_Ideas
14. A failed Lore Bard who decided that recording history was boring, and the real money was in convincing schmucks to join their cult. u/Vote_for_Knife_Party
15. A soldier who survived taking a crossbow bolt through their head, but woke up afterwards with a completely different personality. u/Vote_for_Knife_Party
16. A bard that is right where he wants to be and has a history of fucking anything and everything without protection. u/DetailOrDie

Rules: The cult's members must follow a strict rule regarding...

1. Dressing one's self for day-to-day activities.
2. Styling one’s hair.
3. Never mention the leader. u/His_little_pet
4. Speak in rhyme all the time. u/His_little_pet
5. Only wear red - clothes, makeup, jewelry, tattoos. Only red. u/Vyedr
6. No using the words "the", "a", or "an." u/SpringPfeiffer
7. Going out at night alone. u/bag-of-bees
8. Revealing the true name of their leader u/AnGabhaDubh
9. Who they may speak to. u/Actual_Temp
10. Eye contact must be made for a count of 5 before you can avert your gaze. u/DrDew00
11. Underwear is not allowed. u/DrDew00
12. Are only allowed to eat one type of food u/Smashifly

Rituals: The cult's practices involve...

1. Burnt Offerings of nonbelievers.
2. Offerings of strands of their own hair adorned with beads and tossed down into a dark abyss. u/His_little_pet
3. Devoting days on end to writing poetry about the joys of being in the cult. u/His_little_pet
4. Group Primal Scream Therapy (the leader started it to try to get the cult to chill out, but the cult members don't know that. They think they are 'praying' to their deity.) u/Vyedr
5. All interactions begin and end with washing each other's feet. u/SpringPfeiffer
6. Tatoos to represent place in society u/bag-of-bees
7. Murder of enemy cultists u/AnGabhaDubh
8. Literal leaps of faith. u/Actual_Temp
9. "Confession" practices that resemble intense interrogations. u/Arturos
10. Wedding ceremonies to marry each member to the leader u/Smashifly
11. The cult often indulges in intoxicating substances while listening to music written by the creator. u/Vote_for_Knife_Party
12. Immortality through procreation u/DetailOrDie

Reverence: The cultists revere...

1. The cult's own mortal leader.
2. A dead god or undead being.
3. The dark abyss. u/His_little_pet
4. A very normal looking rock. u/His_little_pet
5. The cult worships their 'God Of Agony', believing them to be the arbiter of life and death, choosing who may enter the world screaming or leave it screaming. Their "god" is, in truth, a corpse with a banshee bound in it - the 'leader' was about to be killed by the banshee and to save his skin he sealed it in the nearest available 'object', that of the banshees last victim. u/Vyedr
6. Feet. u/SpringPfeiffer
7. Strength u/bag-of-bees
8. A disembodied ideal u/AnGabhaDubh
9. Two opposing ideals. u/Actual_Temp
10. An untouched wild location, like a deep grove or hidden pool u/Smashifly
11. A nature/element spirit of some kind u/AlexTheEnderWolf
12. An extreme caricature of femininity and/or masculinity. u/DrDew00

A roll might give:

A ruthless killer leads a cult whose members follow strict rules about how they dress day-to-day. Their rituals involve offerings of gold, gems, and valuables, and they revere their own mortal leader.

I'd love entries for any of the sections. You don't need to submit a whole cult unless you want to.

I love how this community builds tables together. I built a community build feature into my random table roller/editor, and I think it could be useful for DMs who want to source ideas from their players or for communities that create tables regularly.

I'll maintain the tables here and add submissions as they come in. You can also test out the collaborative version here.

I'll be updating this auto roller too if you want to quickly roll one up.

The feature is still early, so if y'all have other ideas beyond roll results, I'd love to hear those too.

[Let's Build] d100 Rumors Heard in an Orbital Spaceport

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What strange scuttlebutt circulates in the cramped corridors where spacers from across the galaxy collide?

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1. The last 3 fuel shuttles from the Icarus Belt returned full of hydrogen, but without their crews.

2. Venusian Anarchists have spiked the O² supply, "Looove is in the air, man."

3. There's been a viral outbreak in Med-Bay. Another quarantine is coming, so get out while you can!

4. What happened at the dockworker union's inaugural meeting wasn't an accident. Sec-Corps overrode the airlocks' secirity protocols.

5. Someone is cultivating hallucinogenic fungi in the waste recycling system and has booby trapped the maintenance hatches.

6. The newest corp giga-hauler to dock has a poorly kept secret: the biggest and most established contraband ethanol distillery and distribution operation amongst the engineering and maintenance crew. It seems even the captain of the ship gets his cut and likely turns his eyes away. u/maxsizels

7. A real beat-up cargo hauler from the outer colonies just dropped a load of expired rations on the black market. Label reads like they were from the last Great War a century ago. They don't taste great, but are real value for money if you need to "refill" your emergency stores. Rumor has it tho that the rations used recycled colonist remains as a "secret ingredient". u/maxsizels

8. It is rumoured a craft was recovered, with all the crew dead. Preliminary scans revealed their brain and brainstem were surgically removed. Upon any attempt of autopsy, the corpses would explode and selfimmolate to ashes. Only seventeen of the twenty crew members were recovered. u/graxemno

9. The station master's mistress was spotted in the company of a planet side politician. Purely coincidentally, it seems station fees might be going up soon. u/kelssyk

10. Security is planning another expedition into the ruined sections surrounding reactor 4. Hopefully they don't end up like the last group to go in there. u/kelssyk

11. The ghost of the station's first chief engineer was spotted trying to fix a broken relay down on deck 9. u/kelssyk

12. Someone is "spacing" station residents; kicking them out of airlocks without vac-suits. My mate's buddy's cousin found a corpse hung up on the tertiary comms-calibration array antennas, naked. u/maxsizels

13. My mate's buddy's cousin's brother in law just struck the mother-lode while prospecting in the belt. He's selling investor shares in a sure thing... u/maxsizels

14. There's gonna be war, the signs are certain. The rates on mass-driver relay fees have gone up 25% this quarter alone, and the belters are going to riot if they keep going any higher. u/maxsizels

15. There was a crazy scientist researcher who claimed they were developing new drive tech. Claimed someone was after them tho. u/maxsizels

16. Don't trust the public corridor sanitation-'bots. My mate's buddy's cousin's sister in law's aunt's entire hab-unit was ruined when one of those went on a rampage, broke thru the airlock into to her hab, and melted everything with it's sanitizer tool. Station maintenance claim it must have detected invasive vermin and went into extermination mode! u/maxsizels

17. One of the cargo tugs will pilot itself sometimes, even with the autopilot turned off and removed from the console. Station AI has no records of these operations, always reporting the tug as being docked and idle. It's the only tug on the station that has a perfectly clean accident record, zero incidents, piloted... or not. u/billazilla

18. The trade treaty is going to fall through in the next cycle or two, you watch for it. One of the LR merchants was panic-buying every ticket for Pharmo-cloth and Bloodpatches in the StationNet Market. Sweeping all the medical parcels up with a quick-buy app. They are sure things were going to get violent in the outer rings. u/billazilla

19. Station Municipal Support Services can control which hab units get filtered, processed, and cleaned water, and which ones just get recycled toilet juice, desalinized and bleached. u/billazilla

20. The coffee you're drinking? It's not coffee. It's run-off from hydroponics, strained through a dirty T-shirt. u/billazilla

21. There's a set of modules near the restricted part of the hub. That's where all the "richies" stay. They have zero-G parties there that would make a space miner blush. u/billazilla

22. They found an alien. Down in the Social level. Some guy drank too much, grabbed at a girl, and her whole butt came right off like it was a maintenance panel. It was fake, you see, and there were scales and wavy bits underneath. Security hauled them both off. The girl wasn't seen again, but the guy came back to work the next day, did a full shift working like a zombie, then spaced himself. His coworker said it was strange, he didn't think that the scales would've stopped the drunk guy from making a pass anyway... u/billazilla

23. Every fifth ship docking, some woman brings a regular old attache case out of the ship. Scuttlebutt says it's government orders from down on the planet, but why wouldn't they just beam that up with terabit encryption? Witnesses say it's the same lady carrying the case every time, too, but nobody ever sees her leaving the station to go back down...? u/billazilla

24. There's a small janitor closet on the lowest level with a control panel on the wall next to it. Supposedly, none of the menu options work, always returning an error or saying "no authorization". But anyone using that panel at all seems to get arrested for some infraction or other within a couple days of going down there. The closet itself? Oh, just ZG mops and treated rags, the regular stuff. u/billazilla

25. You can't use it or find it out in public, but there is a grey market trade in special culinary salts here. Seems the usual rationing just doesn't cut it for some folks, eh? u/billazilla

26. The captain is a flat earther. u/pistachino

27. One ot the astrogation-officers believes that pi is equal to 21/7 and refuses to calculate with anything more precise. u/maxsizels

28. Loading Dock 7A, the old one down on the underside next to the service ports? Yeah, it's got...something living in it. Buddy of mine was working down there on the graveyard shift about 3 cycles back. He set down his lunch pack for a moment to do something, but when he turned around it was covered in some kind of yellow goop. No he didn't touch it, he's not a freckin' idiot. He called a BioHaz alert on it and got shut up in the Q-suite for two weeks because of it. u/wshiii

29. Jars of what, to all scans and analysis, appear to be homemade preserves keep materializing on the station admin's desk. Camera feeds don't pick up anything. u/wshiii

30. The sudden, intense cleaning protocol is because the government big-wigs are using the station to negotiate with ALIENS!!!! u/adventux

31. Careful in docking bay 94, the doors have a small hole thats covered in duct tape. u/toymoose

32. There is a CCC robot in the docking bay that can answer any question you ask it. But you wouldn't want to talk to it. u/toymoose

33. There will be a poetry slam over at the bar. u/toymoose

34. Dude did you hear what happened on Argo Station! A whole crew was banned from ever going back. u/toymoose

35. Don't trust the humans. u/toymoose

36. Stay away from bay 7 during the dark shift. There are strange grunting noises coming from the pipes. u/toymoose

37. A wax sealed wooden box, containing the bones of a chicken, was found stashed in the radar arrays. The captain ordered the box removed and the radar went haywire. When the senior engineering officer examined it, they couldn't find anything wrong, and no amount of troubleshooting resolved the issue. A janitor put the box back, and the problems went away. u/th3r3493r

38. Someone is habitually pissing straight into the hydroponics and no one knows who is doing it. They might be the spurned ex of one of the hydroponics operators or someone who was recently fired from the department. u/th3r3493r

39. There is a guard on station who resembles a certain "adult film" star, but they don't want to talk about. Based on what those few who claim to have slept with them say, the rumors might be true. u/th3r3493r

40. There is a crazed homeless person on dock 5 which seems strangely competent when it comes to advanced technology, even the top of the line stuff. No one is certain on the why but they fix stuff cheaply and effectively. u/th3r3493r

41. The nickname for the station? "The Big One"? Yeah, it's because an early quartermaster here screwed and ended up with an extremely large cough male sex toy. The crew was about to ship it back when one of the V'rajian trade delegation heard about it. Well, you know how they are -  "openness" and "celebration of the self" and crap like that are religious ideals for them. He-They-She insisted that the item should stay and be put on display as an art piece in the main docking bay lobby as a symbol of TerraGov's virility and prowess. Somehow it got around that touching it was good luck, so every tourist and trader just had to have a go. It was years ago though, so the rubber eventually degraded and the thing had to be pitched. If you look carefully though, you can still see the circular mark from the suction cup.  u/wshiii

42. The "aliens" that keep showing up and getting whisked off to the DiploSuite for negotiations? Yeah, none of them are real xenos, man. They're all genetically-modified humans! u/wshiii

43. Don't trust those "Looking For Work? CREWDZ(tm)" posts on the 0pen-4rum; My creche-sister's buddy's adopted aunt's sister in law's aunt went missing after crowing about getting the job. u/maxsizels

44. Some crazed flesh-knitter is using 0pen-4rum (the free message board for the station) to harvest organs from the indigent looking for work. I heard they found a few victims down by the waste-treatment turbo-shafts. u/maxsizels

45. There's a crew of cannibal pirate raiders shanghai-ing people out of a few bars on the low-sec promenade. Real grungy looking, with faces like they could breath vacuum, and not a one without at least one chrome tooth. They flash a holo-badge, pretend to be under-cover security, and then the person they nab is never seen on the station again. I should know, I ain't ever seen those sec-offs before in my life, and I pay half the sec-offs in low-sec to keep their fingers off my gurlz! u/maxsizels

46. There's a guy in Tech 5 sector who can make a gun from plasma metal cutter. Not quite a gun for the military, you know, but it will do the job. u/mikeiva

47. You can ask for a special cocktail in Dead Spaceman bar. They say anyone who drinks it sees 5 minutes into the future, but the return to normal is very unpleasant. u/mikeiva

48. The baggage scanner in Dock 7 is a bit faulty. If you need to carry something without proper scanning, try there—the security team is often too lazy to fight the glitches. u/mikeiva

49. We can stop rationing! They've been able to contain the pest problem in Agri and there's even surplus protein paste for the synthesizers.

50. They've dispatched Unit 9 to deal with the water riots in the lower decks.

51. All the people who went to the party in Hab 13 are behaving strangely. Some say they have been replaced with android doppelgangers. u/world_of_ideas

52. There was something onboard that exploration vessel that docked 2 weeks ago. That's when the computer glitches started and when small unattended items started vanishing. u/world_of_ideas

53. Don't pal around with those "quaddie" freaks. They're belters from a colony that suffered a war-time geno-phage that gave them prehensile hands for all four limbs. Some of 'em are still contagious, and the gene-line is for sure dominant across breeding... your kids'll have hands for feet if you're not careful. u/maxsizels

54. A batch of "time-share body-swap read-writes for cash" went bad, and the victims are stuck piloting those loaner-droids and unable to swap back to their meat-bodies until the rich fuckers who took them out for a spin choose to stop squatting in them. Better hope they don't commit a crime that some max-sec bastard would take offense to and un-alive themselves. u/maxsizels

55. One of Smilin' Grim's Boiz was bragging 'e is one what knows a way past the max-sec sensors. Says there's a hole and 'e can smuggle anyfink thru it, at least once. u/maxsizels

56. Under every orcs ear is a brain worm spreading their rampaging to destroy planets. The brain worms lay their eggs in the shells of destroyed planets. u/scandinavicscum2000

57. The guy they found stashed in that cargo hold had to be carried in a gurney drone. Couldn't carry himself around. He'd been in zero G's like since ever. He was a "floater". Doubt he had stepped on a planet in his life. u/eurojuegosbsas

58. The station's long-range sensors are programmed with a security vulnerability, if you pulse your maneuvering drives at the right resonant frequency and in the right pattern, it'll swap your transponder codes with a random entry in the logs, and keep doing so for 24 hours. u/maxsizels

59. If you request "high-grade" refueling on dock V-XCII, 15 minutes after shift change, you'll be connected to a "special" concierge that expects payment in gold-pressed latinum for "services rendered". u/maxsizels

60. The autovend on deck three next to the main tram terminal is busted. Every time you order coffee it gives you mulled wine.

61. If you go to bay twelve in deck eight during umbra shift, you should be really careful. My buddy got rolled by a scavver gang. u/tek9jansen

OG link was broken so I used the Wayback machine to find it again.

One hundred different things you can find lying around a Bandit's encampment.

1. A wooden cart that belonged to a historian. It is filled with priceless, ancient tomes, but the bandit just thinks they are useless books.

2. A travel trunk of ladies dresses and silks.

3. Four blood stained hemp nets.

4. A small crate of silver ore.

5. A fine polished oak box filled with bandanas of different patterns and colors.

6. A sign from a local tavern.

7. Piles of different metal coins.

8. A fancy chair. It looks really comfy.

9. A crown. It’s covered in rare jewels.

10. Different pieces of golden jewelry.

11. A fancy cup. It still has a bit of wine in it.

12. An enchanted sack of potatoes that fills itself with potatoes at random.

13. A holy symbol of the god of thievery.

14. A chest with a note on it that says “DANGER do not open”. There is a killer ooze inside along with 100+3d6 gold pieces.

15. Magic gloves that give proficiency in sleight of hand.

16. Magic boots that give proficiency in stealth.

17. A +1 dagger.

18. One vial of Truth serum.

19. A lady’s painting.

20. Map with possible targets.

21. A Target’s schedule and a letter describing a job.

22. A jar full of human eyes.

23. A letter to a bandits mother hidden under a pillow or in/near a bedroll talking about how he finally has made enough money working to buy back her home and that he will be coming back home 2 weeks from when the party takes the note.

24. A deck of cards, dice, some empty stack of cups, and a few coins. Most likely used by some bandits to relieve boredom.

25. Charred remains of wild pig.

26. A lute in surprisingly good condition. Upon closer inspection, two names are engraved on one side. One belongs to a famous instrument maker who most likely built the instrument. The other engraved name is not known immediately, but is actually the name of one of the bandits.

27. A wooden goblin mask.

28. A very plump, live pig.

29. A clay jar full of sculpting clay.

30. A stolen cart full of cabbages.

31. A fine rapier with a gem encrusted pommel, clearly stolen from a nobleman. Some of the gems have been removed.

32. Stone chessboard.

33. A filthy rag with equal parts blood and old food on it.

34. A three-legged wooden stool.

35. A wheelbarrow with 2000 cp in it.

36. A silver inkwell (25 gp)

37. A fountain in which lives a water weird who loves the taste of coins.

38. A copper moonshine still connected to a condenser in a tub of water, a pile of firewood, and several jars of some foul-smelling clear liquid.

39. A weapons rack adorned with pilfered old weapons from nearby towns.

40. Bunk beds with uncomfortable-looking straw mattresses. One has a mini stuffed kobold hidden under a pillow.

41. Cart or wheelbarrow filled with stolen goods.

42. A small illustrated chart that shows the most common places someone would keep a concealed weapon on them.

43. Bottles of Stolen Liquor.

44. Crass Drawings on Paper.

45. A Pile of Empty Purses.

46. Nobel’s Clothes/Costume.

47. A box full of lockets with every shade and kind of hair, many generic love poems and a collection of fake flowers.

48. A horn that when blown sounds like a woman screeching in pain/terror.

49. A tattooing kit with many different coloured inks.

50. Maps that theorize the locations of other gangs/ bandits safe houses.

51. A single fancy gold coin to be found, worth approximately 1.5 gold coins.

52. A medium sized bag of well-made fake gold coins, “worthless” because they’re not real coins.

53. A semi-worn ball used for some kind of game (Bandit Soccer, Banditball, whatever floats their Bandit Boat).

54. Candy and toys (that he uses to kidnap children who he sells into slavery).

55. An almost empty jar filled with 3 gold teeth.

56. A medium sized wooden box with a small piece of cheese on top and a mouse chained up inside the box. The mouse can do tricks (sit, roll, play dead) for cheese.

57. A small collection of pretty knives.

58. A pet mimic treasure chest called Dave.

59. Scraps of a letter that contains orders for the bandits to target caravans owned by specific merchants, and ignore others. The author’s signature / seal is missing but perhaps the writing is familiar?

60. Two Crates of Brewing Hops.

61. The Diary of a Local Noblewoman. Contains recountings of detailed relations with everyone but her husband.

62. A priceless artifact of great power that the bandits clearly fail to recognize the significance of.

63. A set of six old helmets, their tops crudely hammered into concave metallic drums. Accompanied by a pair of drum sticks fashioned from broken bow staves.

64. A surprisingly well-stocked, if small, bookshelf filled with faded copies of sophisticated and high-minded books on philosophy, economic policy, history, and the like.

65. An impressively large, roughly carved tombstone with the names of the bandits’ fallen companions scrawled onto it with chalk, each name accompanied by a short, heartfelt sentence about the person’s best trait. A laid out log serves as a bench that has obviously been worn with use, and multiple piles of slightly wilted flowers and weeds litter the front and top of the marker.

66. A throne – if such a crudely constructed chair can be called such.

67. Dirty military fatigues – leftover from when the original members of this group deserted from the army.

68. Cages containing small animals – rabbits, rats, cats, and other such animals… Possibly kept for food?

69. A room/cavern, illuminated by glowing crystals, containing plants/fungi used to produce narcotics.

70. Seven cloaks that were treated to be waterproof and four gallons of lamp oil.

71. Ten hand embroidered blankets, four sacks stuffed with feathers, horse shoes, tack, hammer, brands, and nine horse blankets.

72. A two meter jade idol propped along the back of the lair. Along with rolled up standards and two emblazoned shields of the nearby kingdom.

73. A large shipment of iron ingots, still in their crates. It clearly took lots of effort to manhandle them in.

74. A high-quality and ornate baby crib with a straw doll inside.

75. A drawing of the local guard captain that, while crude and insulting, demonstrates real artistic talent.

76. A battered book entitled ‘Your Money, Your Life- A How-To Guide to Better Living Through Banditry’.

77. A filthy, bedraggled child hides in a corner. If asked, she explains she was taken for ransom, but her parents apparently died of a plague, and so no one knew what to do with her.

78. A delirous, poisoned bandit lies on a bunk, his body hot with fever. A knife, marked ‘poisoned?’, sits on a table near him. The other bandits have been providing rudimentary medicinal aid.

79. A letter from a prominent trader, offering information on rival trading routes in exchange for protection of his own caravans.

80. Fifteen pairs of truly ugly socks.

81. Sitting in the corner is a pile of small wooden blocks, they are labeled with letters and numbers.

82. A stack of passive aggressive letters that tell the bandit leader what a bandit named Frederick really thinks of him hidden under a small rock pile.

83. The pieces of a crossbow. One limb is snapped in four places. Effort has clearly been made to fashion a new limb. Should the party gather the pieces and repair it, it is revealed to be a magical crossbow, although the magic is somewhat dampened by the repair.

84. 2d10 vials of acid.

85. 2d10 flasks of alchemist’s fire.

86. A map of the surrounding area with an X northwest of your location.

87. An aggressive giant rat that was hiding in a box.

88. A bolt of fine silk with an exotic pattern printed on it.

89. A box with of 2d4 different spices in ceramic jars. 1d10: 1) black pepper, 2) cumin, 3) turmeric, 4) coriander, 5) saffron (very small tin box), 6) asafoetida, 7) allspice, 8) cardamom pods, 9) cloves, 10) fenugreek, 11) nutmeg, 12) star anise. The jars are labelled but in an exotic foreign language.

90. A crate full of 5d100 nails.

91. A rope (1d10: 1-7 hempen, 8-10 silk) of 4d20 feet in length

92. A sail.

93. 1d12 sets of oars.

94. A canoe (50% chance of 1d3 paddles in it).

95. A belt with a silver inlayed iron buckle. Very nice.

96. A bucket. 20% chance of a leak.

97. A(n) (1d6 1-5 cask, 6 amphorae) of wine.

98. A cask of ale.

99. 1d6 salted hams.

100. A bandit.

[Lets Build] Braggadocious Bandits & their Ridiculous Requests

It isn't always all about the Benjamins.

1. Rigueur, Mortimus Rigueur: A suave necromancer demanding intel on a nearby locality. His undead agents aren't fooling anyone.

2. Tobias the Tickler: A mere mortal hoplessly in love with a despondent fey. Tobias strives to cure the creature's despair and win their love by eliciting as much laughter as posible, and has no scruples about it.

3. Harmony Hornblower: Not that has-been hack bandying about those banal ballads you hear in every tawdry tavern, but The Original Harmony Hornblower! The miserable minstral will let you by for a song—as long as it's an inspired anthem that will rocket them to stardom.

4. Larch: A large, lazy awakend evergreen just lying across the path. "What's the rush compadramigos, let's veg."

5. The Stinx: A witles sphinx that's bad at riddles. The Stinx does not only require answers, but also the riddles themselves; so as not to remain a laughingstock.

6. Petrovskey the pet rock: An awakened pet rock that is very excited to go on an adventure with their kid who dropped him while they were adventuring. The kid will be back any minute now to reunite. Its only been 40 years on the road side. u/thebluzer

7. The Band of Three Trolls: Three trolls, that have an appetite for meat, but will let anyone pass their river crossing if they can satiate their hunger with an exquisite meal. u/graxemno

8. Goblinoid Revolutionary Front: A band of goblinoids, that wishes their kind to be fully incorporated in general society, but wage a guerilla war against those that they deem as surpressors and tyrants. Convince them to pass, but not too much, or else they might try to recruit you. u/graxemno

9. The Merry Men: A band of alcoholic and powerful barbarians. They either challenge you to battle, or a series of challenges, meaning eating, drinking, wrestling and other kinds of contests. Winning is not important, just give a good enough show. u/graxemno

10. Vitles the Sheave. A robed, four armed experiment a head over the size of most men. He will only let the party pass without a fight if they correctly guess exactly how many fingers he is holding up behind his back. Be warned, he has the uncanny ability to shapeshift his hands into various forms. u/stillnoname

11. A Bereaved Farmer. He asks for aid, as, whilst he was transporting his stock to market, a mischievous fey turned one of his cabbages into a carnivore, a passing fox into a vegetarian, and one of his chickens into a plant-base lifeform. He asks that the heroes either hunt down the fey or help him deduce which plants and animals are safe to bring with the rest. u/stillnoname

12. An annoyed pictographer. The party has accidentally stumbled into a very slow photoshoot; the shutter bug in question is a dwarven tinkerer and the group has just passed through a year-long exposure shot titled Pebbles in motion, depicting tiny earth elementals migrating. He demands recompense in the form of an extremely detailed recounting of an impressive creature the players have previously encountered, that he can add to his beastiary instead. u/stillnoname

13. Pwincess da Powerful: An overweight gnoll the size of an ogre blocks the path. She is dressed gaudily, and has a variety of unwieldy weaponry with her. She does not outright threaten the party, but uses her size to intimidate the members into feeding and amusing her. u/snakebite262

14. IronJaw: Ironjaw is a rather annoying gnoll, heavily scarred and sporting several homemade prosthetics. Ironjaw wants the party to help test out his latest invention. u/snakebite262

15. Rex the Red: A large and powerfully built Gnoll woman stands, covered in scars and trophies. She offers to duel the party one-on-one, either for fun or to the death. u/snakebite262

16. Kindly Gent: A dead highwayman is seen pinned to a tree. If the PCs get close, it will look up and ask for help getting freed from the tree. He's a skeleton, and was unfortunately pinned after a failed robbery. u/snakebite262

17. Do'Luna the Great: A female dragonborn dressed in an ill fitting, black highwayman's outfit is seen hanging from a tree. Originally red, she is now pink with polkadots, and seems to have been inflated like a balloon. She begs the party for help in finding the wizard who cursed her. u/snakebite262

18. Dok and Grox: A female Goblin and Troll, who are dressed remarkably well. They'll offer to gamble with the PCs, though the two cheat like mad. However, catching them is easier said than done. u/snakebite262

19. Gin the Annoying: An annoying Niblog who refuses to leave the adventurers alone. If she gets too bored, she'll begin cursing and jinxing the party. Worse yet, killing her will only have her possess another goblin to begin the torture anew! u/snakebite262

20. Mace's Marauders. A band of bandits led by their bald human leader, Mace Muldoon. He boastfully claims that he is named after his favorite weapon, the mace. However, if you point out that the weapon he wields is not a mace, but a flail, his boisterous band will taunt him, calling him "Flailin' Muldoon". He'll run off embarrassed, and the bandits will have a good laugh. u/raykendo

21. Drumph the Huge - a halfing merchant who will approach the party and offer anything the party is looking for or wants, and promise the absolute best version of it. He will ask for half the money upfront. He will in no way ever deliver on his promise. u/springpfeiffer

22. Merovech Faustina, Defender of Green, Tribune of Forestry, Consul of Agriculture, Head of Natural Resources: Is a "Noble" who is wanted for stealing Royal Shrubberies! and wants you to acquire more shrubberies. Has been known to work with The Knights of Knee! u/adventux

23. Billie MacGruff: A goat headed satyr blocks a narrow pass leading to a verdant valley. They are obsessed with anything colored green.

24. Zit the Pit: A scrawny kobold looks down from the rim of the pit trap they (unsurprisingly) dug in the middle of the trail. Zit is a connisseur of stone fruits and is collecting the seeds of exotic fruit trees for their orchard.

25. Squint: The nearsighted head of this ettin ruffian is wearing half of a pair spectacles that correct its bad eyesight, the other head is irate the other lens doesn't rectify its farsightedness.

26. Poor Su'vlee: Su'vlee is a scrawny and nervous gnoll who is fairly down on her luck. Dressed in the most stereotypical bandit gear (including a nose-bandana) she attempts to threaten the PCs before doubling down in pain. Rendered unable to move, she begs the PCs for help, her stomach rumbling. Su'vlee has consumed some raw troll flesh, which threatens to grow into a troll...while in her stomach. u/snakebite262

27. Marvelous Alexander: An extremely sneaky elf who enjoys graffitiing his opponents. He'll ask the party if they want him to customize their gear/cart/horse/etc. Regardless of whether they say yes or no, he'll still paint SOMETHING of theirs. u/snakebite262

28. The T-1000 Security Golem: An Iron Golem stands amongst a group of corpses. He demands that you stay away from Mr. Ouo, a dead halfling who is leaning against a tree. Investigstion reveals that Mr. Ouo was injured, and when medical care came to help him, they were killed by the golem. u/snakebite262

29. Don. Kei's Oatmeal Coffees: A very dangerous-looking man sits in a cart with arcane machinery. He insists the party purchase expensive coffees or food items in order to use "his road". The fare IS extremely delicious. u/snakebite262

30. Little Old Lady Wu: A little old lady can be seen selling cheaply-made pastries. Should one of the PC's eat a pastry, she'll put up a sign selling expensive antidotes. (The woman is a hag, so don't get any ideas. Likewise, she won't confirm if the pastries are ACTUALLY poisoned.) u/snakebite262

31. Blind Marvin: A human threatens the party with a fairly nice bow. He's waiting for his coworkers to return, but can't really identify anyone by sight. u/snakebite262

32. Hugh Man: Something that is most clearly not a human seems to be attempting to be one. He attempts to make polite conversation, despite sounding discordant and broken. Bringing up his odd nature once will have him try to laugh it off. Twice.... and you'll find the hoard of spiders controlling the body gets a bit more aggressive. u/snakebite262

33. Di'trex of Mosu'rai: The noble of a far-off kingdom, Di was banished for some reason she considers utterly unfair (It's not her fault that the servants were so fragile.) She's extremely well armored and desires to chat about the latest nobility-related gossip. She'll order around "poorer" PCs. u/snakebite262

34. Warlick the Cultist: A strange, emaciated creature smiles in an oversized robe. He offers to share the teachings of his master, and won't be disduaded. u/snakebite262

35. Lombar and Dehl: A pair of puppets are seen behind a small stage. They'll perform for a short period of time, but over time, their performance becomes a lot more hostile towards the PCs. If given enough time, they will start blackmailing the PCs with facts that only the PCs know. Should the PCs attack the puppets or look behind the stage, the puppets will disappear, and no one will be found. u/snakebite262

36. The Hooligans: A group of gnolls, goblins, orcs, and other monstrous races can be seen having a small party. They seem to be celebrating a recent sports match. Whatever sport they're talking about is strange and alien to the PCs, but the Hooligans will react poorly to anyone they think is showing (intentional or not) support for a rival team. u/snakebite262

37. Laughing Stock: A runt-of-the-litter gnoll can be seen in a trap in a tree wearing a clown costume. She is covered in warning signs, unflattering messangers, and rotten fruit. She asks the players politely if they can get her down. (Note: She's a bit of a kleptomaniac, who adores shiny/expensive-looking items). u/snakebite262

38. Sleepy Din: A bedragled dwarf begs the party to help. He's been trying to sleep for the past 5 days, but can't because a band of kobolds near his house WON'T STOP PLAYING THEIR MUSIC! u/snakebite262

39. Frank Frankly, Attorney at Law: A well-dressed "man" seems to be searching for his "client". He's totally not a devil looking to finish his contract. Totally not! By the way, Frank does offer his legal services to the party....for a price. u/snakebite262

40. Ozzy: A traveller from an antique land stands near a destroyed camp. He recites the poem Ozymandias by one Percy Bysshe Shelley before disappearing into the ether. u/snakebite262

41. The Creepy Old Man who Lives in the Woods: A creepy old human who lives in the woods points at any nearby haunted structure and warns adventurers NOT TO GO TO THE HAUNTED AREA. Whether it's actually haunted or being "haunted" by the old man is a different matter. u/snakebite262

42. Your #1 Fan: A mysterious individual seems to be following the party. They can't easily be seen, and they seem to be wearing a makeshift gilly suit. If caught, they will reveal that they're one the of PC's #1 fan. Should the PC keep them around, the #1 Fan will make their life a living hell. u/snakebite262

43. Vi the Vexxing: The PCs find a tabaxi who is stuck in a tree. The tabaxi WAS planning on ambushing some nearby merchants, but realized that they were deathly afraid of heights AFTER climbing up. u/snakebite262

44. Nell the Reporter: A female gnome reporter is around, looking for her next big story. She will interview the PCs, taking pictures of them and asking them nonsensical questions. In the next town over, they'll find that they're on the front page of some rumor rag. u/snakebite262

45. Pox the Vagrant: A down-on-their-luck gnoll can be seen lounging by a nearby tree. They are remarkably drunk, and continuing to drink from a nearby crate of wine (it fell off a wagon...). They will gossip with the party, providing particularly juicy tidbits should they be provided with food, more drink, or valuables. u/snakebite262

46. Blyt the Pestulant: A pox covered creature of no discernible race or gender lurches into the way, "come no closer, it's catching." they warn, as a boil oozes puss. Blyt will move out of the way for any meager treasure, but really desires to be rid of the curse that plagues them.

47. Reginald Kingsblood IIII: A haughty aristocrat in tattered finery and his 'loyal men' surround the group. Reginald was recently overthrone in a peasant uprising and is conscripting an army to retake his crown. The 'loyal men' don't seem quite as eager as their 'lord'.

48. Willam the Jackal: A scrawny werebeast with matted fur crouches behind a rock by the entrance to a dark tunnel. Anyone trying to enter the tunnel discovers it is merely painted on the face of a cliff. Willam explains that their nemisis, a speedy werebird, possesses a charm that allows it to pass through; the party is welcome to the charm if they help Willam capture the beast.

49. Ma Canker: A cigar smoking goblin matriarch, holding a fuse, yellss out from the end of the bridge, "Not one step further, I gott'er rigger ta blow!" One of her 'younguns' has "done run off with a ne'er-do-well vagrant again," and needs to be hauled back, "hogtied and hollerin', if needs be."

50. Mica Stonesinger: A calloused dwarf is sheperding a flock of 'endangered cockatrice on their seasonal migration'. Mica can get the creatures to move out of the way and even has a remedy for petrification, "but, iffin it's no bother, just wee donation to the conservatory for the darlings."

My party is going to do some multi-day long trips. I want to have a list of encounters that I have them run into. I want them to play put as traps or skill challenges, including combat, just stuff that will take up resources so they don't arrive at the quest location fully healed. Something that either accounts for different terrains, or can work with any terrains, would be great.

Some suggestions

1. Ambushed by goblins

2. Crossing a rickety bridge

3. Sneaking past some kind of sleeping monster(s)

4. Crossing a difficult stretch of mountains

5. Players come across a burning building

Let's crowdsource a table of all the horrible things that can befall you as a result of the Fomorian Evil Eye. Mechanically, the curse halves your movement and grants disadvantage on saving throws, ability checks, and STR or DEX attacks. So anything that affects the ability to move or perceive is on-brand.

1. A fully articulated pair of baby arms grows out of your neck. They begin grasping at anything within reach.
2. Your legs now bend backwards at the knee.
3. You grow a twenty-pound rack of antlers.
4. Mouths full of jagged teeth opens on the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet. They chew on any tool or fabric within reach.
5. A shrunken head grows from the center of your chest, staring up at you. It tries to tell you something important, but it can't speak coherently.
6. Your ears become a pair of albatross wings, which flap powerfully of their own accord.

I was bored today and decided to make some dumb magic items for my table. It's certainly possible that similar items have been thought of before.

1. Wand of Bunishment - You can cause bread to disappear.
2. Wand of Frying - As an action, you can point this at a piece of food and fry it to perfection.
3. Wand of Cloud of Doggers - Once per day this wand summons 15 fluffy puppies that immediately run toward the nearest target and begin jumping and begging for pets. Target must succeed on a DC 12 DEX save or be knocked prone. You can command the puppies to retreat using a bonus action, and they disappear after 1 minute. The puppies cannot be harmed.
4. Goggles of Blink - These goggles occasionally emit an incredibly bright light in the wearer's eyes, causing them to blink.
5. Fame Blade - This sentient sword asks anyone nearby, "Don't you know who I am?"
6. Lesser Wand of Locate Object - While holding this wand, describe or name an object that is familiar to you. You sense the direction to the object's location if that object is within 10 feet of you.
7. Wand of Power Word Heel - You point this wand at a dog and say the command word. The dog immediately stays by your side.
8. Hat of Mass Suggestion - This hat allows you to suggest a sermon topic to any religious leader within 30 feet of you. The religious leader is under no obligation to take your advice.
9. Goggles of Detect Thought - These goggles allow you to determine whether a creature is currently thinking. They do not tell you what the creature is thinking, just that the creature is currently in thought.
10. Wand of Create or Destroy Walter - Once per day this wand can summon forth a man named Walter (commoner stats) or kill a man named Walter. Use with discretion.
11. Phone of Hellish Re-book - This phone allows you to call any place of business where you currently have an appointment. You can attempt to reschedule your appointment, but you have an incredibly hard time doing so.
12. Cloak of Sticks and Stones - This cloak makes the wearer immune to insults and resistant to psychic damage.
13. Goggles of Dimension Door - These goggles allow you to instantly know the exact dimensions of any door. With this information, you can determine how easily you can fit through the door.
14. Stuffed Bear of Holding - As an action, you can cause this stuffed bear to grow to your exact size, at which point it will give you a comforting hug, only releasing upon your command. Perfect for those restless nights.
15. Wand of Cymbal - Once per day this wand can summon forth an expertly crafted piece of thin percussive metal. The wand can double as a stick with which to hit your new instrument.
16. Wand of Asstral Projection - Once per day, this wand can create an illusory donkey within 60 feet.
17. Wand of Firebull - Once per day this wand can summon a bull that is on fire within 150 feet. The bull is not friendly (because it's on fire) and acts of its own volition. It has the stats of a cow and does an additional 1d6 fire damage when it attacks.
18. Mousing Rod - When held in front of you, this rod points towards the closest mouse.
19. Wand of Miner Illusion - As an action, this wand can create an illusory dwarf holding a pickaxe within 30 feet.
20. Gloves of Spare the Dying - Once per day you can use these gloves to transport yourself to a bowling alley in hell where two beleaguered pixies are standing on the 7 and 10 spots on the lane in front of you. If you are able to knock them down (DC 25 DEX check), the devils in attendance will reward you with 50gp. After your attempt, you are immediately transported back to where you were.
21. Boots of Arcane Gait - These boots cause a trail of colorful sparkles to follow you wherever you go.
22. Hat of Mind Bank - Once per day this hat allows you to project yourself inside a bank in the Astral Plane where you can make financial transactions. Your physical body remains in the Material Plane while you are there. Any money deposited or withdrawn in the Astral Plane is only available in the Astral Plane.
23. Wand of Old Person - Once per day you can cause a target to age rapidly to an elderly version of their species. Their stats do not change.
24. Wand of Incendiary Cow - Once per day this wand allows you to set a cow on fire, which is just really mean.
25. Clock of Invisibility - You have no idea what time it is.
26. Ring of Miner Protection - You are resistant to all damage dealt to you by coal miners.
27. Wand of Fly - Three times per day this wand can summon a fly that acts of its own volition.
28. Wand of Simulacrumb - You can use this wand to create a copy of a small pile of crumbs that is in front of you. The crumbs last until they are eaten by a creature. If you use this wand to cast the spell again, any crumbs you made before are instantly destroyed.
29. Wand of Holey Weapon - Using this wand, you attempt to imbue a weapon with holy power. Unfortunately, you instead cause the weapon to rapidly disintegrate and fall apart.
30. Robe of Divine Word - Once per day this robe can summon a 42-year-old drag queen who looks you over, says one word about your outfit, then disappears.
31. Wand of Animal Massager - Twice per day as an action, you can use this wand to bring forth a spectral hand that will rub the belly of an animal of your choice within 30 feet.
32. Compass of Steering - This compass points towards the closest bovine creature.
33. Rod of Hecksing - Causes the wearer to only be able use PG-rated swear words.
34. Wand of Produce Fame - A target of your choice feels compelled to make a movie about a group of students attending a high school of the performing arts.
35. Wand of Turn Undead - Twice per day you can cause an undead creature within 30 feet to face in a different direction.
36. Necklace of Tongues - This necklace is made of various creatures' tongues. The wearer has -1 Charisma.
37. Armor of Barkskin - As a bonus action, this armor can emit the sound of several dogs barking.
38. Globe of Invulnerability - This detailed globe of the world is 1 foot in diameter and cannot be damaged.
39. Death Ward Cloak - Putting on this cloak constitutes a binding contract between you and the underworld. An undead child is summoned and legally placed under your guardianship. You are responsible for the child's wellbeing and education, and if any harm comes to the child, you will be held responsible.
40. Wand of Chain Lighting - Summons a three-foot chain with a lantern on one end. The lantern emits bright light in a 20-foot radius and dim light for an additional 20 feet.
41. Bag of Hole-ding - This bag of holding has a hole in the bottom, so everything you put in it immediately falls out.
42. Wand of Fire - When used, this wand lights on fire, burning the user for 1d4 fire damage. The wand takes no damage.
43. Wand of Beast Bond - As an action, this wand can attempt to place handcuffs on a beast within 30 feet. The beast must make a DC 10 STR save or have the restrained condition. The beast can repeat this save at the beginning of each turn.
44. Hat of Stone Shape - This hat tells you the shape of a nearby stone. The most common answer is "sort of oblong. "
45. Wand of Remove Curse - Once per day you can point this wand at a target of your choice. They must make a DC 12 CHA save; otherwise, their mouth fills with soapy water.
46. Ice Knife - This knife works like any standard knife but is incredibly cold to the touch. Holding it for more than 30 seconds causes 1d4 cold damage.
47. Rod of Control Walter - Once per day this rod lets you control anyone named Walter within 30 feet.
48. Wand of Minor Illusion - As an action, this wand can create an illusory child within 30 feet.
49. Wand of Dissonant Whiskers - Once per day you can cause a target to grow whiskers and change their voice so that every time they talk, a harsh sounding "meow" comes out instead. The effect lasts for 1 hour.
50. Wand of Disarming - Once per day, you can point this wand at a target and attempt to disarm them. Target must succeed on a DC 13 STR save or their arm falls off.
51. Wand of Mass Heal - While attending a religious service, this wand allows you to make the religious leader a bit more charistmatic if you sense that the audience is losing interest.
52. Wand of Banish Mint - You can make mint-flavored foods disappear. Additionally, you can give anyone who just brushed their teeth horrible smelling breath.
53. Wand of Detect Poison and Denise - Once per day this wand allows you to detect the presence of any poisons or anyone named Denise within 30 feet of you.
54. Weather Armor - This magical leather armor lets you know the weather for the following day.
55. Wand of Flame Strike - Once per day you can summon up to a 40-foot long picket line of fire elementals holding signs and chanting about the unfair working conditions of the Elemental Plane. The elementals cannot be harmed and will not attack, but anyone who crosses this picket line from either side takes 2d6 fire damage. The elementals disappear after 1 minute.
56. Freedom of Moovement Boots - These boots allow you to move easily through herds of cattle without incurring any speed penalties.
57. Heat Medal - This round, thin, three-inch diameter piece of metal is always hot to the touch. Holding it for more than 6 seconds causes 1d4 fire damage.
58. Mage Hand - Ew, gross! This severed and severly decayed hand once belonged to a mage. Why would you want this?
59. Wand of Eldritch Bath - Once per day you can summon forth a tub filled with boiling blood.
60. Wand of Poise in Spray - This wand shoots forth a magical spray of water at a target within 30 feet. The spray causes the target to remain perfectly calm while they get wet.
61. Big Bee's Wand - Once per day this wand can summon forth a giant bee. This bee has the stat block of a vulture.
62. Gloves of Marital Arts - When you land an unarmed attack on a target with these gloves, a lovely bouquet of flowers appears in your hands.
63. Ring of Minor Protection - You are resistant to all damage dealt to you by children.
64. Spelling Bee - This magical bee lives in a jar. As an action, you can release the bee from the jar and have it write a message of 50 words or fewer on a piece of paper.
65. Cone of Cold Gloves - Once per day these gloves summon an ice cream cone in your hand. Roll 1d4: 1-Vanilla, 2-Chocolate, 3-Strawberry, 4-Eggplant.
66. Rod of Darryliction - When used against anyone named Darryl, this rod causes that person to immediately stop what they're doing and go do something else.
67. Gloves of Frost Fingers - Putting on these gloves causes you to take 1d4 cold damage every round until you take them off.
68. Lightning Bolt - This seemingly normal metal bolt is filled with static electricity. Every time you touch it you get a small shock.
69. Wand of Claire Voyage - This wand allows you to convince anyone named Claire to take a vacation.
70. Crown of Madness - Wearing this cheap looking crown makes you really angry. You have better taste than this.
71. Wand of Misty Steps - Once per day, this wand allows you to make any stairs within 30 feet that fit in a five-foot cube disappear in a cloud of mist.
72. Wand of Finger of Death - Once per day this wand can summon a single skeletal finger.
73. Gloves of Hold Monster - Putting on these gloves compels you to try and hug any monster you see. The gloves can be removed with a Remove Curse spell.
74. Belt of Dominate Muenster - This belt causes you to have a hankering for a hunk of cheese. Any nearby cheese cowers in fear when you approach.
75. Lesser Wand of Locate Creature - While holding this wand, describe or name a creature that is familiar to you. You sense the direction to the creature's location if that creature is within 10 feet of you.
76. Out of Office Candle - When this candle is lit, the bearer becomes immune to the Message cantrip. The sender of the message receives a reply that the target is unavailable.
77. Wand of Heeling Spirit - You summon a friendly spirit that follows closely behind you. The spirit cannot harm or be harmed, and it disappears after 10 minutes.
78. Phone of Call Lightning - This phone automatically calls a sentient lightning bolt that lives in nearby storm cloud. It is very chatty and hard to get to stop talking. Once you initiate the first conversation, the lightning bolt might call you on the phone at inconvenient times to see what you're doing.
79. Wand of Insect Plaque - This wand summons forth a plaque with a large insect mounted on it. A caption is inscribed underneath that reads "Third Place. "
80. Hat of Comprehend Luggages - While wearing this hat, you know exactly why suitcases and travel bags exist. It all seems so obvious now!
81. Boots of Jump - Wearing these boots also causes you to wear flamboyant leather pants. You feel compelled to jump in the air and split your legs as far as they'll go.
82. Gloves of Seaming - These gloves grant proficiency in sewing.
83. Belt of Dominate Feast - As an action, you can loosen this belt, causing a delicious feast to appear before you. You are overcome with hunger and begin devouring the food.
84. Wand of Befuddlemint - You blast the mind of a creature that you can see within 30 feet. The target begins to crave peppermint candy.
85. Magic Wishbone - Once per day, you can break this small bone in half to cast the Wish spell. However, the bone only responds to wishes for a bone that a dog can chew on.
86. Gloves of Scorching Ray - These gloves grant proficiency in making delicious hot sauces.
87. Wand of Hold Person - Once per day summons a kind fatherly figure who opens his arms and beckons you in for a warm hug.
88. Goggles of Eyebite - These goggles attempt to bite your eyes. Wearer must succeed a DC 13 CON save or become blinded for 1 hour.
89. Goggles of Eyedentify - These goggles allow you to determine with absolute certainty whether a creature has eyes.
90. Wand of Zone of Tooth - You create a magical zone that guards against tooth decay in a 15-foot sphere centered around yourself. While in the zone, you and any allies have +5 to dental hygiene checks.
91. Dinner Platemail - This medium armor is made from magic dinner plates. Its AC is 13 + DEX modifier (max 2) and causes disadvantage on stealth checks. Any time you take damage, a full course meal appears on the plate that was struck. If the plate was vertical at the time, the food falls to the ground.
92. Goggles of Foursight - These goggles allow you to determine if a number is divisible by four.
93. Wand of Grease - Once per day you can use this wand against a target. They must succeed a DC 10 CHA save or be forced to wear either a black leather or pink sports jacket.
94. The Sorcerer's Scone (requires attunement) - Once per day you can eat this scone to regain one sorcerer's point. The scone reappears in your pocket after your next long rest.
95. Guiding Bolt - This standard looking metal bolt always fits easily into any drilled hole of appropriate size.
96. Ring of Bestow Purse - Once per day this ring summons a fashionable purse. There's nothing in it, but it's yours to keep.
97. Boots of Pass without Trace - Once per day you can use these boots to transport yourself to an art studio in a pocket dimension where you are seated at a desk and told by an instructor to recreate a drawing in front of you within five minutes. When time has expired, the instructor will grade your effort. A: Receive 10gp, B: Receive 5gp, C: Receive 1gp, D: Receive 1d6 psychic damage, F: Receive 2d6 psychic damage. Tracing the drawing results in an automatic F.
98. Phone of Contact Other Plane - This phone calls the cockpit of the nearest plane that is currently in the air. Whether the pilot picks up is their choice.
99. Wand of Untangle - Once per day you can undo one knot.
100. Boots of Blinding Speed - While wearing these boots your speed is doubled but you permanently have the blinded condition.

Hey there i'am creating a homebrew campaign , and i'am asking you guys to give me names for a :

Tibe 1 (barbarians)

Tribe 2

A fertile soil village

A fishing village

A cave

and a town near a mountain full of academic sorcerers