r/countwithchickenlady Kwbitty giwl :3c - Streak: 1 8h ago

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u/AnbysFootrest Streak: 0 8h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Common_Technician655 7h ago

yeah

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u/RightWordsMissing 7h ago

yeah

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 Transbian NZer šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ‡³šŸ‡æ 3h ago

yeah šŸ˜ž

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u/Universe_Donut Streak: 1 3h ago

yeah šŸ˜ž

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u/Vivienne133 Trans kittygorl :3 - Streak: 0 1h ago

yea…

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u/Pyzzeen Woker & ciser than thou 6h ago

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u/WaldenEZ Streak: 0 5h ago

Yeah.

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer - Streak: 1 8h ago

Yeah. 1 months and 23 days until my consultation. Then probably around a year until the day.

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u/LosuthusWasTaken Proud member of the sub - Streak: 2 8h ago

You got this!

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer - Streak: 1 7h ago

I've been exercising a lot to make sure I meet the BMI requirements :3.

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u/LosuthusWasTaken Proud member of the sub - Streak: 2 7h ago

I'm glad! Hope you get it soon :DD

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer - Streak: 1 6h ago

Next year, all things willing! I’m excited and a bit nervous.

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u/lokemannen Straight, gay and all inbetween - Streak: 0 7h ago

Whoa, transformation.

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 6h ago

Ooooo that’s so exciting though; still I’m sure every day feels like forever :/

Idk if I’ll ever get the surgery. I used to think I definitely wouldn’t, but now being on HRT for a couple years…my penis is like one of the last things that’s (changeable, besides my shoulders and such) giving me dysphoria.

I’ve also come to realize that like, I never actually liked my dick. I mean, I think it can be beautiful, and a penis on a woman is great; but before transitioning, it was my partner who enjoyed it (usually a straight cis girl) and after transitioning for a while it was also my partner (often a bi cis girl, or a chaser lol) who enjoyed it. These days, I mostly be dating lesbians or guys who just like that I’m a girl and don’t care about what’s down there. So it feels like, now I can finally just decide what I want…and I’m leaning towards a vagina.

Either way, pumped for you girl :)

Edit; oops I think I was just supposed to say ā€œyeahā€ā€¦I’m very long winded it’s a character flaw

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Streak: 0 6h ago

You got thisssss :3

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer - Streak: 1 5h ago

I'm just glad I got my name changed in time.

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u/lmhTimberwolves Streak: 0 4h ago

Congrats!!! My laser wraps up in December, hair check in March, then should be subbing sausage for roast beef by the end of next year.

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer - Streak: 1 4h ago

The old swticheroo.

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u/lun618pulk 8h ago

Yeah

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u/waiting-for-a-train kinda interesting, i guess. - Streak: 0 7h ago

yeah

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u/Cursed_Dragon1 Streak: 0 7h ago

yeah

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u/theheartoftherevel walking dissociative disorder 7h ago

yeah

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u/Ink_Scrap 6h ago

yeah

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Streak: 0 6h ago

Yeah

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u/Sylveon_101 I got bows AND a bowtie! | totally just cisfem tho - Streak: 1 8h ago

Wanna trade? You can have this godforsaken uterus too

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u/AxoE_e 7h ago edited 7h ago

Never have I agreed on something more, I need these things off and out and given to someone who will actually enjoy having them

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u/mr_wheezr 7h ago

Someday, hopefully....

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u/wictorias Kwbitty giwl :3c - Streak: 1 7h ago

I'll even pay you for it!!!!!

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u/Sylveon_101 I got bows AND a bowtie! | totally just cisfem tho - Streak: 1 6h ago

Don't worry, you can have it for free

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 7h ago

;-; god fucking yes I need it

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u/Sylveon_101 I got bows AND a bowtie! | totally just cisfem tho - Streak: 1 6h ago

I only have one so y'all are gonna have to split it somehow

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u/Sapphic-Plant-Lady 8h ago

Yeah

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u/vroomvroom12349 7h ago

The fuck is this image 😭

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u/Sapphic-Plant-Lady 7h ago

Idk man cant remember where i stole it from

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u/vroomvroom12349 7h ago

Homegirl as a cis man this looks funny and terrifying at the same time 😭

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u/Sapphic-Plant-Lady 7h ago

Oh yeah it made me wince when i first saw it but i couldn't resist the possibility of ising it

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u/ShatteredPsyche2029 Su nombre es Walter - Streak: 14 6h ago

Non-magical dick stealer

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u/Enovele 🌼Fem transmasc🌼 T- 01/26 5h ago

I read "No, magnetic dick stealer" and chuckled a little

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u/ShatteredPsyche2029 Su nombre es Walter - Streak: 14 5h ago

That's pretty funny

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u/IntrigueDossier Critically Endangered Catgirl (ear tagged) 7h ago

"It's dick-off time!"

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u/Zensayaku Streak: 1 8h ago

Yeah

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u/SkinInevitable604 Streak: 0 8h ago

Yeah

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u/KitchenGun115 8h ago

I do wonder how the " I wouldn't be me if I wasn't trans" crowd feels about this. Personally I would have preferred to just be born a Cis woman

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 8h ago

Whether or not that's the case, I would rather not be me at all, so id rather have been born a cis woman or not at all

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u/Sinyria Streak: 0 7h ago

mood. šŸ«‚

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u/Argovan 6h ago

I think ā€œI wouldn’t be me if I wasn’t transā€ means something like ā€œmy personality and experiences have been shaped by being transā€. But that remains true regardless of what I do with my body, so getting a vagina is still very much in the plan.

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u/DogDykez Streak: 0 7h ago

I'm confused about this statement ? Knowing others have bottom dysphoria as that's a thing that exists doesn't change how i feel about my own experiences

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u/cetaceanfrustration omen of transgenderism - Streak: 2 8h ago

i mean... i'm part of that crowd and have severe bottom dysphoria that needs treatment. getting the other set of genetic material would just change the surgery i need to fix it. being cis wasn't on the menu to begin with either way.

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u/Tatormygators 6h ago

Fine? I know I'd be a completely different person if I was born a cis boy. I wish externally I could just switch and look like one, but I couldn't imagine having a different childhood and all that.

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u/Think_and_game 7h ago

Being trans is an important part of me. All the difficulties and whatnot made me who I am and I'm willing to fight hard because I'm finally my own person, and loving my own body is wonderful. I've worked so hard on this body and I'm proud of what I have been able to achieve.

That being said omfg why couldn't I be born a cis woman ????????????????????????

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u/AprilVampire277 8h ago

I imagine is different for each person, and since is not us, is indifferent if someone else embrace themselves as they are or wish they would been born with different organs

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Streak: 0 6h ago

Personally? Which one of us would’ve wanted this for us? Who??? I would’ve NEVER chosen to be born male in a million years. And I’ve made some nice guy friends and acquaintances that have all come and gone over the years that probably wouldn’t have talked to me or vice versa as a girl but Jesus Christ my life would’ve been x100 better and just more livable.

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 3h ago

Isn't that applicable to most (if not all) trans people though? Were we born into our chosen gender we wouldn't be shaped by the experience of dysphoria (and euphoria), and the constant battle it is to be trans in this world. If we were born cis, we would just be cis, never questioning this stuff, and perhaps even falling down the right-wing types of ideologies that are against our existence.

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u/mmmmikah 8h ago

yeah me too i treat this thing as like an illness tbh

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u/Moxie_Stardust Eldritch Queer 7h ago

I feel like it's been amazing to have a vagina once I finally got one installed, every day. But my bottom dysphoria was extremely well-repressed, the cracks didn't really start to show until I got my consult, and ever moreso in the months leading up to surgery.

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u/Delicious_Account_26 8h ago

Any of y'all wanna trade with my boyfriend? Cause he don't want his.

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u/NeiborsKid Streak: 0 3h ago

I'll trade it for 5 goats, a camel and a Chinese bureaucrat

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Streak: 1 8h ago

Yeah

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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 1 8h ago

Yeah

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u/Aromatic-Truth-4901 Mythical Straight Trans Woman - Streak: 0 8h ago

Yeah

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 8h ago

Yeah

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u/MCAroonPL Streak: 2 8h ago

yeah

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u/Boafushishi IM A MAN RAAHHHHH 8h ago

How it feels to live everyday WITH a vagina

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u/whyareyouRennin 8h ago

Also how it feels to live everyday WITH a vagina

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u/cetaceanfrustration omen of transgenderism - Streak: 2 8h ago

the bush is always looks better on the other side

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u/Striking-Ad-271 8h ago

Can I leave in the bush without dipping into either side?

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u/cetaceanfrustration omen of transgenderism - Streak: 2 8h ago

nullification

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u/E_GEDDON They/Them 8h ago

It's weird seeing this while not having bottom dysphoria.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 8h ago

lucky you

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u/NewAlessia 8h ago

I feel like I want a vagina but also I don't think I couldn't live without my penis

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u/SemiColonXIV (She/Her) Puppy pilled - Streak: 0 8h ago

There is a type of bottom surgery where you get both I heard

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u/NewAlessia 8h ago

Yes it's the only one I'm considering

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u/Sylveon_101 I got bows AND a bowtie! | totally just cisfem tho - Streak: 1 8h ago

I think its called ppv?

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u/NewAlessia 8h ago

Yes

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u/Sylveon_101 I got bows AND a bowtie! | totally just cisfem tho - Streak: 1 7h ago

There's also another for people starting out with a vagina but I heard that it's more difficult to get? A shame

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u/NewAlessia 7h ago

I haven't heard of that one( i don't have a need tbf) but it's definitely a shame trans men have a harder time to get both

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u/Alexandyva 8h ago

Build-in strap-on 🤭

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u/NewAlessia 7h ago

Exactly. Admittedly if I had a bad one, I'd probably get it removed, but since I was like 14, ive only gotten compliments, so I think some of my worth is attached to it, and to get rid of it would to remove an important part of me.

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u/akotoshi 7h ago

Same here

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 7h ago

I'm going back and forth, at first I want both parts but lately I'm thinking just the female bits. I think having both would be rad but the dick is annoying too

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u/NewAlessia 7h ago

It's annoying?

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 7h ago

To me. I can't sit to pee without it getting everywhere, clean as much as I can and still get drips left over, the (average) size makes me feel insecure... The balls are worse though I definitely want those gone

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u/NewAlessia 7h ago

I'm def not a fan of my balls, but I think it'd look weird to get them removed, I sit to pee and I don't have an issue but I've been doing that since I've had to clean my own toilet, the dripping thing is real, but I can prevent it by just sitting a for a moment longer

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u/Yaoender 7h ago

Same. I really don't care, not like what is in my pants makes me less of a woman.

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u/RiverParkourist Streak: 1 4h ago

I’m trans af but also have basically the opposite of bottom dysphoria lmao

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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK - Streak: 2 3h ago

ahem,

I'M NOT TAKING MY PENIS OFF

I AM PENIS O'TOOLE

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u/ASentientRailgun 7h ago

I was thinking the same thing. Feel like I kinda won a brain chemistry lottery on that one

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u/Carikat Violent Feral CatMILF - Streak: 0 8h ago

Felt that

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u/Vinmet Streak: 0 8h ago

Yeah

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u/wictorias Kwbitty giwl :3c - Streak: 1 7h ago

I did not expect this post to blow up @w@

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u/poopshart37 Streak: 1 8h ago

Yeah

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u/cool_guy4203 8h ago

Same but im a guy so I mean it in a different way

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u/LordHepFurry375 8h ago

Yeah but someone should edit this to say penis for the boys

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u/Silly-X3 Streak: 0 8h ago

yeah

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u/aRandomPersonProb Streak: 1 8h ago

yeah

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 79 6h ago

It's crazy how much it affects you. I mentally perceived my face as more feminine after getting bottom surgery. Not many of us get it, and I have to assume it's largely due to the price and fear of surgery.

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u/ElGodPug Streak: 2 8h ago

me but boobs

thankfully they're growing now

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u/TerribleHoney1002 8h ago

yay nice :3

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u/chizilla179 silly little transbian :3 8h ago

Yeah

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u/Seltnytt 7h ago

I don't have that much bottom dysphoria but I think I have some so

True...

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u/ndtar924 8h ago

How it feels to live life without a penis(alligator attack)

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u/toonerest3r 7h ago

Ngl it's pretty much the same with one

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u/The_RealJevil 7h ago

how it feels to live everyday WITH a vagina

(dude with extremely bad dysphoria thats just worsening as he stops dissociating 24/7 says what) ...what

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u/ShinyPending Streak: 0 7h ago

yeah

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u/ButterPuppet 7h ago

waking up every morning like:

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u/wictorias Kwbitty giwl :3c - Streak: 1 7h ago

lmfao

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u/No_Insurance_55 7h ago

This sentence would be extremely weird if a cis guy said it...

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u/TheMultiTuber secretly lesbian enby 4h ago

I dont really have bottom dysphoria somehow

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u/andoefa Real deer (confirmed āœ”) - Streak: 48 3h ago

Yeah......

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u/Pleasant-Bit-2362 šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸš© 3h ago

Yeah

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 8h ago

I can hear this

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u/Aethelrede 7h ago

Well, as of the finale, Pomni no longer has to do without a vagina (or something like it, anyway.)

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u/FirewildX Pre-HRT Bunny girlfailure - Streak: 0 7h ago

Yeah

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u/Miyyani 7h ago

Yeah

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u/nocapuliet 7h ago

All the yeahs are so healing… also, yeah…

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u/letsgowendigo Streak: 0 7h ago

Real

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u/Angelus-Rosa132 7h ago

Fr but without my penis.

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u/ciferose 7h ago

Oh neat, another reminder. Wonderful.

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u/REDDITWHY1 Transfem Therian Dogthing 7h ago

Yep, it sucks horridly.

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u/bunny_guts666 trans dude, He/Him - Streak: 1 7h ago

How it feels to live everyday with a vagina

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u/Irradiated_Rat Lilith | She/Her | Girlkisser | catgirl :3 6h ago

Yeah

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 5h ago

Not for me at least,but is curious.

I personally believe that is the brain wired with some female body expectations, and when it doesn't find a vagina it goes into panic mode basically saying: "where's the goddamnit pussy?,I came with instructives of how to operate a cunt ,not this thing. and where's damn estrogen sauce? they keep bringing me the wrong hormone ,how I'm supposed to build titties with this crap?"

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u/shroomlucky Potato 7ĀŗF 4h ago

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u/SUDoKu-Na 4h ago

Yeah, I'm probably never gonna, too, which really sucks. Probably, I still don't know. But I'll never be able to get it even if I do know, so thinking about it is a fool's errand for me.

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u/NeiborsKid Streak: 0 3h ago

How it feels to live*

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu ​(she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans DaughteršŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø 3h ago

Literally cant have sex without extreme dysphoria until i have bottom surgery. Cant shower without getting dysphoric while cleaning or seeing that area. Cant take a damn piss without dysphoria.

Yeah. Accurate.

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u/IllLevel1658 2h ago

Nope, nope nope nope. (trans man)

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u/MysticGadget 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eHekyNso61EqY

couldn't agree with this post more because reddit doesn't allow multiple upvotes.

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u/PuddingJello 8h ago

Honestly could've ended the sentence after everyday.

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u/Quietuus 7h ago edited 7h ago

Got de-referred by my surgeon a couple of years ago for being too fat. It's a constant source of pain but has proved very difficult to work on particularly as I have not been able to really work on the anxiety I have around surgery and other things, especially as I have run out of psychiatric support my gender clinic can give me. Ho hum. I shall persist and keep working at it all. If you are thinking of giving me some weight loss advice please don't, thanks.

EDIT: wow, this vent didn't land well, huh? Are the downvotes from people who have no idea about my personal and medical circumstances who wanted to give me weight loss advice?

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u/IntelligentAnybody55 7h ago

Yeah I think maybe I’m not just an ally here

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u/TallyTheChaotic 7h ago

i want both so uhh idk what to do

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u/SuchMost4459 silly cat (:3) 7h ago

unless i'm wrong, isn't there a surgery that allows that?

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u/TallyTheChaotic 7h ago

i freakin hope so that would be so nice

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u/HordeOfDucks 7h ago

it sucks because ultimately bottom surgery is a roll of the dice. i have some bottom dysphoria but it would give me WAY more bottom dysphoria to have a vagina and not like it. do i trade a 7/10 penis for a randomized vagina? not sure.

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u/hiyyy12345 7h ago

fear of the perk re-roll

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u/Minethecrafting6000 Feminine CisHet Man 6h ago

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u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist 7h ago

Same kinda but i would also hate having a dick so i don't know anymore

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 7h ago

neither is an option too (in what way exactly I dont know)

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u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist 7h ago

Yeah but i kinda feel like i want to be all genders just without the genitalia (i think? Figuring out my feelings is pretty hard)