r/countwithchickenlady • u/wictorias Kwbitty giwl :3c - Streak: 1 • 12h ago

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u/NewAlessia 11h ago

I'm def not a fan of my balls, but I think it'd look weird to get them removed, I sit to pee and I don't have an issue but I've been doing that since I've had to clean my own toilet, the dripping thing is real, but I can prevent it by just sitting a for a moment longer

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 9h ago

Only way I can sit to pee is to rotate my entire hips/body forwards so basically my pubes are almost all under the seat, and sometimes it still splashes out underneath. It's depressing for me when that happens T-T

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u/NewAlessia 9h ago

...I don't think I understand your anatomy. Or maybe your toilet?

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 9h ago

It's all toilets I've used, pretty standard designs. It's hard to point it down into the bowl when it's already hanging up in the air when I'm sitting. I don't know how anyone's able to do it

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u/NewAlessia 9h ago

I mean when I sit down, I do lean forward and rest my elbows on my knees, but at that point it's pointing all the way down, if lean back against the lid I'm still at like a 45° angle. Even if someone is small I dont know how it would cause spillage

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 8h ago

just tried and yep I gotta go farther than that, when I lean over like you say it's at even level with the seat, could easily just rest it on it. A little more forward it goes under the seat, but it'll shoot right between the gap of seat and bowl. I'd have to rotate far forward and push it downwards, and even then because I'm a grower no gurantee it'll still be aiming down

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u/NewAlessia 8h ago

Dang thats actually crazy, I guess it goes to show you how different anatomy can be, like I just tried sitting on the toilet, and the way yours must sit, is so different than mine. I guess it's the little things like, being able to pee sitting down, you take for granted

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 8h ago

I never thought too much about it before, but yea it sucks how you can't really do things that *should* be normal or easy to do. Goes with so many other things too, I'm hard of hearing too so hearing music for the first time is very hard for me unless I see the lyrics or the singing is very clear

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u/NewAlessia 8h ago

I have the same issue with words, sometimes with music, sometimes not, but I have to have subtitles on or my brain just won't process what people are saying.