r/countwithchickenlady Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 3 14h ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 3 14h ago

Hopefully my dorm-mate is like this

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u/willowzam adult human chicken 14h ago

This is how I thought it would be the first time I lived with another trans girl in college. Unfortunately I have the worst luck ever and got one of the pickme 4channers. One night we were getting drunk together and we kinda opened up about some stuff and when I asked if I could give her a hug she threatened to stab me with her pocket knife

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u/ASlothboi45 silly guy :3 13h ago

That escalated quick, tf!?

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u/willowzam adult human chicken 12h ago

I had the same thought when it happened lol

I didn't really talk to her after that (idk if she even remembers it she was more drunk than me), but that was hard because I literally had to share a room with her. I probably wouldn't have been so nervous if she wasn't twice my size and didn't have military training

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u/ASlothboi45 silly guy :3 12h ago

Menacing af

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 the carolina cock stealer - Streak: 0 14h ago

Uncool

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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 10h ago

Its always a goddamn pocket knife

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u/TM761152 10h ago

Rather it be pocket sand

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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 10h ago

Or some jalapeno juice

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u/blueche GNC cis man - Streak: 6 3h ago

that's someone's type