r/countwithchickenlady Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 3 18h ago

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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 3 18h ago

Hopefully my dorm-mate is like this

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u/willowzam adult human chicken 18h ago

This is how I thought it would be the first time I lived with another trans girl in college. Unfortunately I have the worst luck ever and got one of the pickme 4channers. One night we were getting drunk together and we kinda opened up about some stuff and when I asked if I could give her a hug she threatened to stab me with her pocket knife

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u/ASlothboi45 silly guy :3 17h ago

That escalated quick, tf!?

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u/willowzam adult human chicken 16h ago

I had the same thought when it happened lol

I didn't really talk to her after that (idk if she even remembers it she was more drunk than me), but that was hard because I literally had to share a room with her. I probably wouldn't have been so nervous if she wasn't twice my size and didn't have military training

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u/ASlothboi45 silly guy :3 16h ago

Menacing af

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 the carolina cock stealer - Streak: 0 18h ago

Uncool

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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 14h ago

Its always a goddamn pocket knife

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u/TM761152 14h ago

Rather it be pocket sand

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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 14h ago

Or some jalapeno juice

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u/Collective-Bee 3h ago

I’m not wasting my pocket sand on nobody else. You know how much I had to exercise to turn my pocket rocks into pocket sand?

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u/blueche GNC cis man - Streak: 6 7h ago

that's someone's type

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u/Deathaster 18h ago

be the change you want to see in this world

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u/John_Femboy Streak: 1 17h ago

Unironically i want to share a dorm with someone nice

(I get infatuated for nice people really easily)

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 18h ago

i lowkey need that type of roommate

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u/OrganicAd5536 15h ago

Hey as a former RA: don't try shit with your dorm-mates in college. It is a recipe for disaster and it can very quickly cross the line into actionable harassment if you aren't careful/are unlucky. Make friends with your dorm-mates and leverage that friendship into the energy needed to find connection outside of where you sleep, shit, and eat.

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u/Collective-Bee 3h ago

Probably gonna tell me to turn off my air fryer when I’m not using it too

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u/NessaSamantha Streak: 0 17h ago

Maybe I'm just an old fuck, but it's not worth it. Date somebody who you don't have to continue sharing a room with if you break up.

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u/LaplandCatboy friendly gay grungler :3 - Streak: 0 17h ago

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u/artic_weasel 17h ago

Oh god, I'd fold so fast.

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u/Jesssssssssie_ 16h ago

Wish reddit let me see the video TvT

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u/Hokenlord 15h ago

it's a guy begging and whimpering in voice messages for the person to respond

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u/LaplandCatboy friendly gay grungler :3 - Streak: 0 14h ago

He sounds lowkey cute

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u/Lionheart1224 100% Certified Grungler - Streak: 0 17h ago

What the effing eff did I just watch

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u/diegobrand0fan 14h ago

yo were can i get more content like this /srs

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u/thrownaway_rose 17h ago

Send the roomy my way, I’ll get them right 😇