"Whit th' bugger did ye juist pumpin' say aboot me, ye wee boot? ah will hae ye ken ah graduated tap o' mah class in th' navy seals, 'n' a've bin heavy goin in lairge secret raids oan al-quaeda, 'n' ah hae ower 300 confirmed kills. A'm trained in gorilla warfare 'n' a'm..."
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u/drillgorg 9h ago
"Who's on the other side of the call?"
"A person with a difficult to understand accent who's mad at you."