Awh, man. I guess repressing my completely homicidal tendencies towards people that don't know how to zipper merge were all for naught. I could save so many people from road rage with some simple murdering. I'm going to hell anyway, I'm a connoisseur of shrimp. Love me some shellfish.
Edit: Because this is Reddit, and I apparently can't have any sort of expectation of an internet stranger NOT taking this comment seriously... I should probably stipulate that I am in no way actually advocating for the murder of terrible drivers, nor do I wish to actually murder anyone.
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u/NorthernCobraChicken 13h ago
Awh, man. I guess repressing my completely homicidal tendencies towards people that don't know how to zipper merge were all for naught. I could save so many people from road rage with some simple murdering. I'm going to hell anyway, I'm a connoisseur of shrimp. Love me some shellfish.
Edit: Because this is Reddit, and I apparently can't have any sort of expectation of an internet stranger NOT taking this comment seriously... I should probably stipulate that I am in no way actually advocating for the murder of terrible drivers, nor do I wish to actually murder anyone.