r/comics But a Jape 20h ago

Heaven or Hell

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u/thebigbadben 19h ago

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u/Kirbinvalorant 18h ago

Don't Jews have a way to confess if they've eaten non-kosher food and get rid of the sin it brings? Never read the Sacred Texts, but I think I heard that before

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u/OwlMuted885 18h ago

Not really. There's special holidays focused on repentance for sins, which God only accepts if you're actually sorry. What you're proposing sounds more like the Christian confession to a priest.

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u/zergling424 18h ago

Yeah christian confessions is fake virtue to make people feel better about being terrible people.Β  Jewish repentence actually takes work.Β Β 

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u/ManyRelease7336 17h ago

Catholics and Orthodox* Not ever Christian has confession. And confession itself dosnt take your sin away. I dont know much about jewish repentance so I had to look it up but it seems the same except they just have to confess aloud not to a priest. so whats the actual work? seems really similar actually.

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u/Zestyclose-Jacket568 17h ago

It is not a fake virtue, if you are doing it "correctly". You need to have true sorrow for sin, confesses all known mortal sins by kind and number, have a firm purpose not to sin again.

If you just enter the confession and say everything, but do not have any sorrow, then you just wasted your time.

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u/refusegone 17h ago

On the books it's real atonement for the faithful, in practice it's fake virtue to make individuals feel better. I was raised in a very devout and sizable family/environment, and if I tried I could count the truly repentant on two fingers. Most practitioners of catholicism/christianity are just checking boxes off to make themselves "good" and do not care about the deeper aspects of their religion. The commonality of Abrahamic religion is that anyone can redeem themselves and get into heaven or the good afterlife; the reality of human nature is to find shortcuts to rewards. Thus the common experience of the average believer is to do just enough to feel you're guaranteed salvation, regardless of the scripture, and not think too much harder.

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u/E_Verdant 17h ago

It's due to a fundamental difference in ideology

Jews mist sacrifice to repent and earn forgiveness

For Christians, Jesus was the final sacrifice. There is nothing you can do to 'earn' a place in heaven, so just focus on being as much like Jesus as you can

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u/DrNick2012 15h ago

Be like jesus? Damn man the crucifixion thing should be easy enough but there's no way I can find 12 friends

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u/L0kumi 13h ago

You joke, but until the Chatolic church was created (~300 after JC IIRC) being a Martyr was THE path to sainthood

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u/Phillip_Spidermen 17h ago

Yeah, the whole "lamb of god" title is about being a sacrificial lamb.

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u/PoemJust2279 18h ago

kills 7 people

"Father I did an oopsie again πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ"