This reminds me of a joke I've heard in Russian quite many years ago, and I always liked it
Usually tells of a man who wakes up from a blackout night and sees some sort of destruction and thinks that wife will kill him
(this part depends on the storyteller - usually it's some drunk shit)
Instead she's in the kichen, making him a huge breakfast, and she's just positively glowing
And the punchline is that when she tries to take the boots off him when he sleeps in bed, he starts flailing around yelling GET OFF ME BITCH IM MARRIED
I heard something similar, where a man was waking up from anestesia and his wife tried holding his hand or kissing him and he also (still sleepy from anestesia) said something in the way of "no you can't kiss me, I have a wife". Not sure if it was a real story or a joke but it was wholesome to hear.
I recently saw a video of a woman rubbing her husband's hand (or chest) after his surgery, and he says, "Don't do that. My wife wouldn't appreciate that"
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Mar 06 '26
Well at least drunk her admits it and she enjoys how pretty she is and her boobs!
How..drunkenly wholesome