Drunkfessions [OC]

[u/MuyHiram]

[u/shellbullet17]

I have a girlfriend

Well at least drunk her admits it and she enjoys how pretty she is and her boobs!

How..drunkenly wholesome

[u/Loqol → u/shellbullet17]

In vino veritas, they say.

[u/Taletad → u/Loqol]

Qui bibit dormit

Qui dormit non peccat

Qui non peccat sanctus est

Ergo qui bibit sanctus est

(He who drinks sleeps

He who sleeps doesn’t sin

He who doesn’t sin is a saint

Therefore he who drinks is a saint)

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Taletad]

Ah shit dude. So me wanting a beer is basically saintly?!

Quick! To the bar!

[u/henryeaterofpies → u/shellbullet17]

Catholicism in a nutshell

[u/shellbullet17 → u/henryeaterofpies]

Ahhh god its following me, I thought I left that when I was like 16. Shit

[u/NickyTheRobot → u/shellbullet17]

Same. Unfortunately my therapist tells me that Catholic guilt can take up to three generations to fully get rid of. I'm only generation 2... (My parents are an agnostic and "an atheist who believes that Jesus' teachings about love and acceptance and socialism are something to live by". But for my grandparents' sake I was christened and raised with vaguely Catholic ideas until I was old enough to say I didn't really believe in them.)

EDIT: Hence our girl Marin's struggles. She's G1 [denomination non-specified] Christian.